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  1. ChefChiTown

    Wall St. Robbers Get Big Bonus Money

    Yes, but Chicago politicians know how to get **** done and they do it.
  2. ChefChiTown

    Blagojevich: Out As Illinois Governor...

    Rod... Blagojevich
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Michael Clayton - Eh, it was good, but not as good as it's made out to be Traitor - I was pleasantly surprised at how good this movie was
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    Brown or pink you Decide

    Yeah. That was really unclassy. Freddie Mercury is one of the greatest front men of all-time. Plus, he has one of the best names ever.
  5. ChefChiTown

    Final Fantasy

    What they need to do is follow up on all of the internet rumors and actually re-make FFVII. Keep the same exact story line, same exact scenes, same exact everything...with the exception of the graphics. Update the fuck out of the graphics and re-release it for PS3. If they did that, then...
  6. ChefChiTown

    New wireless taser shotgun . . . yep ! :0

    It can only go about 30 yards? What's the point? They obviously made this with the intention of using it during riots and to help with crowd control, but...30 yards? What a waste.
  7. ChefChiTown

    unempolyed?

    A degree says "I was willing to go to school so I could learn to do this job". What it doesn't say is "I am good at this job". Employers don't want somebody who isn't good at what they do. Degrees are the most over-rated status symbol in the United States. I have a Masters Degree in Business...
  8. ChefChiTown

    Fake Death: Busted...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/29/faked.death.arrest/index.html I don't know what pisses me off more about this... The fact that this asshole managed to fake his death for 20 years, completely fooling the United States and all of it's levels of government OR the fact that this asshole faked...
  9. ChefChiTown

    Mmmm. Tastes like chicken!

    Why is there no *****? :dunno:
  10. ChefChiTown

    virgin with small cock

    Are we under a bridge? I sees a troll!!! :eek:
  11. ChefChiTown

    Wall St. Robbers Get Big Bonus Money

    Wow, that is "outrageous". Even if they paid their employees with their own money (and not tax payer dollars), I think that it's still fucking ridiculous that they did such a thing, especially right after they received BILLIONS of dollars to prevent them going into bankruptcy. Do business...
  12. ChefChiTown

    Sabrina D From Met-Art: Real or Surgically Enhanced?

    In this picture, it looks like she has a scar on her armpit. :dunno:
  13. ChefChiTown

    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    I know that porn is all fake, but... What were they doing in the ***'s room to begin with? I don't just sit around and chill with my friends on my ***'s bed. Who does that?
  14. ChefChiTown

    Blagojevich: Out As Illinois Governor...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/29/illinois.governor/index.html We all knew it was coming, but now it's official.
  15. ChefChiTown

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I hope he says the "wrong" name, like he used to do with Stinko Malenko, Chris Buh-noyt and Kirk Angel. Mikey Rourke
  16. ChefChiTown

    Amazon stock soars

    That's why people are still spending money their, causing their stock to climb. I have ordered from Amazon on multiple occasions and I have never had a complaint about their service.
  17. ChefChiTown

    You are some sort of magician...getting laid and ****. Yeeeeah, boooooy!!! Was her hole a...

    You are some sort of magician...getting laid and ****. Yeeeeah, boooooy!!! Was her hole a pleasurable cavity or was it like sliding your finger into a burnt turkey butthole?
  18. ChefChiTown

    Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.

    The day that every single one of our states decides to go to war with one another is the day that I stop liking ****. AIN'T NEVA GON' HAPPEN!!!
  19. ChefChiTown

    Yale Porn Debate

    That's a good point. A lot of people feel like they have control, but when other people with an outside perspective look at that person's situation, they will see them as the ones who are being controlled. :dunno: In a lot of situations, I agree that it is just a state of mind. Who has more...
  20. ChefChiTown

    wtf is wrong with my penis??

    Umm...that's how it's supposed to work, Sherlock.
  21. ChefChiTown

    Defined as terrorism

    I read this in the OP... ...and was interested in seeing the rest. I then clicked on the link to the article and noticed what was said immediately following what I had just read. How is that a reasonable reaction? :dunno: First of all, this bitch was ******** ****** Mary's in front of her...
  22. ChefChiTown

    Joaquin Phoenix Becomes Rapper?????

    Apparently, there's some insight leading to believe that it is a hoax... http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/joaquin_phoenix_not_crazy_not.php
  23. ChefChiTown

    is he lucky or Gay?

    :thinks to self: How does he know?
  24. ChefChiTown

    Post Interesting Trivia That Youll Never Use.

    Gatorade is chemically engineered to "taste better" the more your body needs it.
  25. ChefChiTown

    Mammoth-******* comet questioned

    I wonder what they asked it...
  26. ChefChiTown

    Yale Porn Debate

    Unfortunately, this is how a lot of people (women) think.
  27. ChefChiTown

    virgin with small cock

    No, not yet. I plan on moving there in 2012 and making it a point to show every single Romanian the underside of my scrotal bag.
  28. ChefChiTown

    Sound like someone you know?/Lady trouble

    You are acting as if this girl is the love of your life, yet, even after a 3 year relationship you can't even state that she is 100% your girlfriend. After 3 years, you are putting "gf" in quotes, as if you aren't even sure if she's really your girlfriend or not. That uh...that should tell...
  29. ChefChiTown

    unempolyed?

    I got my last job without even showing them my resume. It actually works a lot better than you think. Not a whole lot of places honestly give a fuck about what school you went to. They just care if you can do the job or not.
  30. ChefChiTown

    Google & Yahoo . . Take a hike !

    I thought this was common knowledge...:dunno: There was a case a few years back where a man was convicted of ********* his wife, only after his Google search results were provided as evidence. He searched for how to dispose of a body and an area to dump it in.
  31. ChefChiTown

    anybody here ever made a homemade/ameteur video with their gf?

    Nothing gets a girl's pussy wet like whipping out your...CAMERA PHONE.
  32. ChefChiTown

    How Long to Recharge?

    Wait...I can do it more than once?
  33. ChefChiTown

    Intestinal Cleansing Programs...

    White Castle sliders are awesome. Mmm, I want some now...damnit.
  34. ChefChiTown

    I have decided to become homeless

    If I think about what it would be like to have another man suck my dick, is that not a homosexual thought? If I think about what it would be like to stab another person to death, is that not a murderous thought? If I think about what it would be like to tie a rope around my neck and hang...
  35. ChefChiTown

    White ****** Black ****** Baby

    SIGH :face palm:
  36. ChefChiTown

    22 year old woman auctioning off her virginity

    This whole scenario just goes to show how powerful women really are. Some men have to pay to lose their virginity; this bitch is getting paid to lose her virginity. :rolleyes:
  37. ChefChiTown

    Whats happening to Los Angeles?

    I don't know what it's like to live in Los Angeles but I know what it's like to visit. Honestly, I thought it was one of the dirtiest places I have ever been in my life. I'm sure that the "scene" is probably very appealing to a lot of people, but it was just too dirty for my liking. Detroit...
  38. ChefChiTown

    Will HBO rise again on the "series market"?

    The only series that I've ever watched on HBO is Curb Your Enthusiasm. I've never been a fan of their shows for some reason. :dunno: Now, MINI-series are a different story for me. Band of Brothers was fucking phenomenal.
  39. ChefChiTown

    I have decided to become homeless

    I know what I said and I never said that everybody "contemplates" suicide with an intention of actually taking their life. I said that everybody thinks about it. You're thinking about it right now as you're reading this. And, I'm well aware that there are people who are very happy and enjoy...
  40. ChefChiTown

    Sound like someone you know?/Lady trouble

    Honestly, who fucking cares how good the sex is? You can't base a relationship on "good sex"; you have to base a relationship on love and trust. Just look at it this way... If you really think the sex is good with her and that she is great in bed, just keep in mind that she's probably having...
  41. ChefChiTown

    Sound like someone you know?/Lady trouble

    No, you're not the only one. Dude, your girlfriend wants to fuck other dudes. If she really loved you, she wouldn't be feeling that way. Also, if she really loved you, she wouldn't let "not enough sex" get in the way of the relationship. It sucks and it's going to hurt, but let her go. You...
  42. ChefChiTown

    Annoyances

    Stepping in an almost invisible little puddle of water when you're wearing socks.
  43. ChefChiTown

    I have decided to become homeless

    So, you've never thought about it? Not once? Not one single time in your life? Not even innocently? Not even while reading this thread, which talks about suicide in heavy doses? You're saying that you have never once thought about suicide?
  44. ChefChiTown

    Platonic Relationships...

    That is the smartest thing I have ever heard in my life. You sir, deserve a pat on the back.
  45. ChefChiTown

    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I think you're forgetting that society is what dictates what is attractive and what is ugly (for the most part). Obviously, it's left up to the individual to choose if they are going to follow along or be themselves, but society plays a huge factor in that. There were time periods where fat...
  46. ChefChiTown

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    1) The thing that gave it away (for me) was how he was so willing to accept their help in the beginning. Police are never portrayed that way on TV or in movies. It's always that they have a "I CAN DO IT" mentality. 2) When she gave him the choice, you kinda knew that he was going to call the...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Garlic Stuffed Olives

    You made a few typos, so I fixed 'em for ya.
  48. ChefChiTown

    new guild order

    He probably did it by accident. Problem solved.
  49. ChefChiTown

    Study Shows Spike in Deaths After Police Depts. Adopt Tasers

    I actually didn't vote because I'm registered in Ohio, not here in Illinois. Anyway, why is it so hard for you to look at the reality of a situation without having some sort of study or factual numbers to look at? Numbers only tell a very, very, very small part of the whole story anyway. (In...
  50. ChefChiTown

    iD this Big facialised babe....

    Her name is Queeny Love. Psst...it's on the top of the page.
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