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219. Nobody that has sex owns a pet. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Not from what I've seen. Everybody has a different opinion on this and there is no rock solid evidence to prove either side right or wrong. In my life, I have seen homosexuality as being a choice. If it wasn't, than the homosexual girl I dated for 3 years of my life never would've been...

Why is it always "the US government" being held accountable in all of these ridiculous conspiracy theories? Why is it always an "inside job" too? Why can't it be some crazy ass terrorists actually getting one over on us? Hmm? His chemist friend's opinion on the matter is no less valid than...

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2009/01/22/18565104.php It's called evidence and they have every legal right to confiscate it. If there is a ****** in a gas station parking lot and it is all caught on security cameras, they have the right to take those tapes and use them as evidence. Once...

I don't care who you are or how much you deny it... If you are good friends with a member of the opposite sex, you desire to be with them. It might not show on the surface when other people are around you, but there is always sexual tension between male and female friends. That is exactly...

Re: The worst movies you've ever watched. Thank...you! That is the most over-rated movie I have ever seen. Seriously, when I was watching it, all I could think was, "Why do people think this movie is good?" :dunno:

If money grew on trees...well, I'd become a tree farmer, but, I'd also buy more video games. I did, however, realize that I already own a USB keyboard. So, yeah...I'm a stupid asshole. I didn't realize it until yesterday, when I was dismantling my old PC, that the keyboard I was using was USB...

Are there any free MMORPG style games? I kind of like those style of games, but I just don't see myself paying $50 to play them.

You say that, until we release somebody that quickly conjurs up a plot to blow up The Mall of America and ***** 20,000 innocent Americans. Justice? Eh...

I **** pomegranate flavored things. ICKY ***!!!

Gary Busey always looks like he's hungry for a carrot.

I don't pay for my cell phone. My parents have a ****** plan and they pay for it. To add a third phone (mine), it was only an extra $10/month, so they just pay it for me.

He might be well known, but I'm one of those people who hardly ever listens to the radio. :dunno:

This is why, even with all of the harsh criticism that they receive from their fans, the WWE is genius. They have a cycle which they like to use every once in a while when they are in need of a huge momentum swing. They will purposely make wrestling shitty, uninteresting and completely...

Hmm, I always wondered how Taco Bell got it's start.

Call me "out of the loop" (or stupid, whichever you prefer), but...who the fuck is Michael Savage and why am I supposed to care what he says? :dunno:

It's not a question of who is going to win. It's just a matter of how much the Steelers are going to win by.

I agree. If somebody says "I'm afraid to lose you" after only 8 months of dating, they're either crazy as **** or they have a feeling that you don't want to be with them.

Best nickname ever!

Hmm, I've always wondered what that was. Well...now I know!

A) It's called a cell phone B) If no one reads "stupid fucking rants" like this, then how did you know that I made a phone call? :dunno:

My internet provider is Comcast Cable. I have what's called "The Comcast Triple Play" bundle, which is cable TV, digital phone and high-speed internet, packaged all into one deal. I pay $100/month for my service, plus a few extra dollars for an extra cable box, fees, etc. All in all, I...

It's almost comical that you actually think there's no black or white. If there wasn't, we would all be the same exact skin color. Let me stand next to Eddie Murphy and then try telling me that there's no black or white. That's a really good example. You also raise a good question about...

Exactly. It's bullshit. Like I said before, it ultimately doesn't effect me and I don't care, but it's still bullshit. ME: Wow, there's a lot of good black runningbacks in the NFL. BLACK GUY: You're God damned right there are! ME: Why is that? BLACK GUY: Because black people know how to play...

You're right. There is a difference between judging someone for the color of their skin and just noticing their skin color. I should've added that. :hatsoff: But, if you were a black person and didn't want anyone to care about the color your skin or to look at you any different just because...

THIS JUST IN: OBAMA SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO CLOSE GUANTANOMO BAY http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/22/guantanamo.order/index.html

Yet, a person who is 1/16 black and 15/16 white will be denied as a black man if he ever commits a crime. That man will then be called a white man. :dunno:

You know what's funny about this whole thing? Black people, for years, have fought for equal rights, as they didn't want to be judged for the color of their skin. For years, they have wanted people to look at them for who they are and not for the color of their skin. But, now, since Barack...

Can the winner of the poker tournament get 2 tickets to Hotel For Dogs as a prize? I reeeeeally want to see that mo... HAHAHAHA, oh, I can't say that without laughing. God, that movie looks so terrible!

Exactly. You're going to play with fire until you get burned.

Dear Jay-Z and other cliche, overly excited black ***********, Barack Obama's *** is white and his *** is black. So, how does that make him 100% black? Shouldn't he be 50% black and 50% white? If his *** was white and his *** was black, would he still be 100% black or would he then become...

162. Woman are really concerned about their appearance. Well, except for when it comes to all of those razor bumps around their pussies.

I bet he's sticking his penis in between wood slates on the bench.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it...would you gobble my balls?

Soooo, she never showed up?

The only thing that officer did that was wrong was grabbing that *** and getting physical with him as he took his skateboard. Other than that, what did he do that would warrant a firing? All he did was get loud and intimidating. Umm...all police officers do that, especially with younger...

If you fit into the category of a "habitual offender", than you should be punished more severly than others. That's why I think that the Three Strikes law(s) should be enstated throughout the entire US. Yes, there will be situations where something as small as shoplifting a pair of gas station...

CNN is wrong. Honestly, I don't think that any of those were the major causes which lead people to vote for Bush. What did? Stupidity, lack of caring and laziness. Hardly anybody who votes has a valid reason as to why they are voting for or against something. If you asked 100 people who...

I refuse to watch that movie. 1) Because I **** Clint Eastwood. He's a shitty actor. 2) Because I **** the part in the preview where the following happens... Asian Fellow: What's it like to **** a man? Eastwood: You don't want to know. Umm, no...he does want to know, you stupid fuck...

I know that everybody has their own set of morals, values and ideas, but I will never understand how people can actually defend polygamy. I don't care if it's part of your culture or relgion; if you are a polygamist, you are a fucking scumbag. How can you marry (AKA - dedicate your entire life...

150. 62% of males that have sex, also have a leg tattoo

Exactly. Some people listen to hardcore death metal and think that it's music. Other people listen to hardcore death metal and want to punch the people who made it. The classification of "music" is completely subjective and varies from individual to individual.

The same kind of dumb fuck that can't spell "asK"...:1orglaugh

Who thinks that Kratos will find a way to bring his wife and *** back to life at the end of God of War 3? I do.

144. No matter how many times they see it, girls are still surprised when a guy starts to cum.

Wow, a REMIX?!?!?! :eek: You mean, he can rap over someone else's beat? He must be a real exquisite talent. Pfft...I **** when people do that.

Yes, only be concerned if you have had sex with a Brazilian. Only Brazilians can give you AIDS. Not those thousands of other people you have had unprotected sex with as a porn star...only Brazilians. How stupid.

Just because it's "made for" high school girls, it automatically means that you are picturing the girl wearing it as if she was in high school? No. Just, no. With that mentality, then you would also be saying that if my girlfriend wore my boxers while she gave me a blowjob, that I would be...

To answer your question; it's sexy because it looks sexy. Why is lingerie sexy? Why are tight white tanktops sexy? Why are short skirts sexy? Why are knee high boots sexy? Why are pigtails sexy? Why are hoop earrings sexy? It's just sexy. That's it. There is nothing more to it than...

I don't know what's funnier...your translucent George Costanza body or the fact that the old woman in the background is wearing a fanny pack. Where the fuck was this picture taken anyway? The National Convention for People Who Look Like They Frequent Amusement Parks? Seriously, everybody...