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So...you think that clean coal was behind 9/11? That's what I'm getting from what you said.

Personally, I think it was a fumble, but they should've at least reviewed it. I mean, it's the FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!

On a scale of 1-10, my penis would like to see your smile at like an 8 and a half. Eh, maaaaybe a little less, but definitely not more. I mean, it hungers for your happiness, but it doesn't necessarily want to be gay or anything. MEH!!! You like Three Dog Night? "Well, I've never been to...

Nobody thought the Cardinals would win, and they didn't. BUT...they did make it a very interesting and exciting Super Bowl. That was very, very good game and I'm glad that the better team won.

Wow, what a catch by Ben Patrick.

I enjoy debating with you. I'm just thankful that nothing is getting out of hand, like it almost did not too long ago. You make a lot of good points in some of your posts. Even if I don't necessarily agree with your point of view, I won't even deny somebody the acknowledgment of being a good...

I know that it's early and that the score is only 3-0 at the moment, but Pittsburgh is OWNING Arizona.

1 lb isn't a significant weight difference at all. Pick up a full **** can. That weighs almost a pound. Now, pick up 2 full **** cans in the same hand. If you can honestly tell me that what you are feeling is a significant difference, then you are lying. Once again, police officers are...

I want Stacy Keibler to put her big toe inside of my butthole and massage my prostate with it.

It looked that way to me too. First of all, the strength needed to throw a bowling ball that far and hard enough to break through a ceiling is pretty incredible. Secondly, there are hardly any people in the bowling alley with them, which leads me to believe that it was all set up. Also, if...

I know that the kick-off is scheduled for 6:20PM EST, but what time do you think the game will really start?

Yeah, like the entire year of constant commercials and tickers that ran across our TVs wasn't enough of a warning? For fuck's sake...now I have to see another 6 months of this bullshit when I watch TV? Fuck.

They also don't tell the truth. Using statistics as a pure fact is like believing that your boyfriend is actually going to tell you what he really did last night... Girl: So, what did you do last night? Guy: Nothing much. Girl: What's "nothing much?" Guy: I went to Jimmy's, ate some food...

Every PM I get from Senob is openly gay. Wait...is that...is that not what we're talking about?

To re-quote something you said, just for information purposes... 28.3 oz translates to about 1.75 lbs. 7.2 oz translates to about .5 lbs. You can use the argument that the *** weighed 4x the amount of the taser, but the reality is that there is only a 1.25 lb difference. A 1.25 lb difference...

A) Are you going to answer the question or just continue to avoid it? B) I don't believe that at all. This whole entire post of yours is a perfect example of beating around the bush. You just go on and on about how I'm twisting your words and trying to make them a "declaration of some foolish...

Did you look at the cast? You will think it's going to be even more terrible than you could ever imagine. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/ Dennis Quaid? Marlon Wayans? Sienna Miller? Joseph Gordon Levitt, the *** from Angels in the Outfield, as COBRA COMMANDER?!?!?!

That's probably why we don't see the world in the same way. Yeah, I imagined it all up. You got me. I don't really feel that way at all. I just felt like posting some random, imaginary bullshit that I made up. You can't be serious. I'm sorry...where did I say that I was in the process of...

How old are you? I'm 27 and I see a lot of people my age and younger having babies for stupid reasons.

First, read the thread topic. It says... I answered that question by saying... Obviously, you thought that didn't make sense, so I clarified why I said what I said, by giving you the example of high school girls that have babies. Not by accident, but because they want to. I don't know how...

We can't stop it. We can maybe delay it, but we can't stop it.

What I said? If so: I know a lot of people who have had a *** just to say "I have a baby" to all of their friends. Go into almost any high school and look at how many idiot girls walk around, gloating to their friends about how they're pregnant. There's no other reason for a girl that age to...

I think a lot of people have **** so they can impress their friends. "Look at me!! I has a baby!!!"

That site is probably bullshit. I typed in a name of a ****** member who has the same exact name as 4 other people (that I know of) but it said that 1 or fewer people had his name. :nono:

What I said was in response to what I found on a different website, not to what you said. But, I do agree with you, in the sense that the law is stupid. I think that our lawmakers have a lot more important things to worry about other than people buying Fleshlights and anal beads. FYI - I'm...

Then, wouldn't minivan drivers be getting a lot of tickets too? Minivans have an elevated driving position too. :dunno: Anyway, I think that people who drive Hummers get more tickets because people who drive Hummers are assholes. There is absolutely no reason to buy a Hummer, other than to...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, hoooooly ****, that's fucking funny.

I'm assuming you met online...:dunno: If you did, I would check with her and make sure she really wants to meet you. If you two actually know eachother and have met before, then I would go see her. It's your girlfriend, you know?

CNN releases tape of Blagojevich swearing on TV show... http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=826632d4-d1a7-4fa2-8f53-84ea45c6d682

Coming to a porn forum was the best possible choice to get your answer. Really, there is no better place than a porn forum to find what you are looking for.

Vibrators can be very deadly weapons too, you know. I once ****** a guy with THIS. Don't ask me how...it just happened.

I agree with that request, but...it will never happen.

When I saw the title of this thread, it caught my eye for a moment. Just so I could further understand what was going on, I looked around for some articles on the issue so I could read up on it. While I was doing so, I came across this link...

I don't really know all the details and "what nots" when it comes to voting outside of your registered state. :dunno: The officer just shot and ****** a guy, so I wouldn't look too far into to what he said right after it happened. He was probably just shaken up and didn't even really think...

The best part of that article is the use of the word "hashish".

I want a ***, but I don't necessarily want my own biological *****. I've always had this feeling that I'll never find a wife and all that jazz, so I've always wanted to adopt a little girl and raise her as my own. I just want to be able to give somebody a life who, without me, wouldn't really...

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Eh, there's probably some truth to it. But, I just wouldn't get too worked up over it.

I wouldn't get too excited. Do you know how many times I've been told things like that before? Do you know how many of those times was just because they were being nice? Umm...pretty much all of them. If you hear something like... Why aren't there more guys like you? If I didn't have a...

Umm...similar = like Personally, I don't think LA is anything like Chicago at all. Sure, you could make the comparison of gangs, traffic and rich people, but you could do that with a thousand other cities; none of which are anything like Chicago at all. You might as well say that two cities...

HAHAHA, "nothanks"...oooooh yeeeeeah. Funny ****.

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First of all, I purposely said "sees" as it was funnier. I'm willing to bet that it made some people laugh. Secondly, if you're going to lecture me on grammar, you should probably decide to start using it properly yourself. Sentences start with a capital letter. does you understand what me says?

Richard Daley, Chicago's Mayor, is one of the most corrupt politicians in the United States but he has done more good for this city than any other "legit" mayor has done for theirs. Most Chicagoans know that their politicians aren't the most honorable people in the world, but most Chicagoans...

You don't want to meet an honest guy online. Let me show you why, by being honest myself... I am a 27 year old loser who has a career that is going nowhere. I'm 5' 7", 215lbs, I'm pretty out of shape and I have an extremely undersized penis. I live alone, I don't have many friends to hang...

That actually looks really good. Wait...wait... :re-examines picture: Oh, that's sugar glaze? Not semen? Eh, nevermind. It doesn't look as good as I thought.

I think a lot of it has to do with how society portrays MILFS. It's almost burned into our brains that younger men are supposed to desire an older, "experienced" women.

The internet is for fags.

You think LA is like Chicago? And, you think it's on a bigger scale? Eh, I'm going to say that Chicago is nothing like LA.