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Ahh, irony. The most under-appreciated thing about life.

She gobbles Hispanic nutsacks? :dunno:

Apparently, you don't have to know our nation's history either. Somehow, even though there is documented evidence that Columbus (and the other settlers) ********** removed Indians from this land, which would mean that they would have to be occupying it in the first place, Mr. Waddams seems to...

God.

No, no...it's Arkanoid. FYI - All of the games that have been mentioned are essentially the same exact game, just with different titles. Here's a list of all the games that are blatant Arkanoid rip-offs... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakout_clones#Notable_Breakout_clones See if a name...

I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread. Yes, the guy is a ****** and he is the epitome of scum, but I just can't believe how many people are congratulating this woman for what she did. Also, I thought that **** wasn't allowed to be talked about on the forum. This thread is 4 pages...

Yeah, MORONS...it's ARKANOID!!! Stupid retardeds!!!

It proves that Indians populated this land before we landed here and we ****** them out. That uh...that hurts your argument you moron. Try harder next time.

Sooooo, your girlfriend sucks other dudes' cocks for a living? Con...grat...u...lations? :dunno:

Oh, well since you said it, it must be true. The Indians populated this land before Christopher Columbus and his crew landed here. Deny that. Oh, wait...you can't. You suck, your ideas suck and this thread sucks. Since you enjoy sucking so much, maybe I can recommend something to occupy...

The other 9 policies suck as well. If you gave the Indians back their land, we would have to surrender 100% of our country's landscape back to the Indians. Therefore, destroying our country in the process. Nobody would vote for you and this thread is a waste of everybody's time anyway. I...

9 out of 10 is bad when it's against you. Also, 99.99999% would be 9.999999 out 10 that would be against you.

You just lost about 99.99999% of the votes.

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I like this thread. In fact, I like it so much that I'm going to get it screen printed on a pillow case and fuck it tonight. Anywho... You know the song Starship - Sara? We were at a bar once and my one friend started singing when the chorus came on and this is what he sang... Sara Saaaaara...

What, you don't want to see Mortal Kombat vs. characters from John Madden Football? :1orglaugh

No way! Your girlfriend sucked your penis! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE EVER!!! :rolleyes:

I'm not worried about the economy. I'm just worried that people will continue to bitch and moan, while waiting for a God damned handout to solve their problems, instead of being a true American and working hard to get what they want. If people continue to sit back and point fingers, it's only...

You read his response wrong. He said that he extends sympathy to your girlfriend, for what she went through; not you. :2 cents:

The colors weren't the same before. I don't know what happened, but everything looks "lighter" now and all of this baby blue is an eyesore. Before, it seemed a lot "darker" to me.

See, I think that he's just been "hiding" in the background during the episodes. Remember when he was first introduced, they showed all of those pictures with him standing in the background, "observing" what was going on? I've been looking for him, but haven't seen him. But, I think that he's...

I don't mind the layout of FreeOnes, but the color scheme needs to go. It looks like the periwinkle and cornflower blue crayons in my Crayola box had a *******, all night fuck fest. Then, when periwinkle woke up in the morning and saw the disgusting pig that was lying next to him, he started...

When you're not working, are you really away from home so much that you need a hand-held video game system in order to get your video game fix? Seriously, who still buys these things? Oh wait...my parents do for some reason. They're Nintendo DS nerds.

Really? I can't wait for the day that zombies walk the earth. Me and one of my friends already have an Anti-Zombie ****** Plan set into place in case it ever happens. We're going to fuck **** up. YEEEEEAH BOOOOOY-EEE!!!

I think he wants to know how "personal" you've gotten with a webcam model...maybe...I don't know??? Anyway, webcam girls don't give a **** about you. They want your money and will flirt with you like crazy in order to get more of it. They're like bartenders who serve nudity instead of...

I think Fringe is awesome. I think it's great how they tie everything together with "The Pattern", but not a whole lot has been explained yet. To those who watch the show regularly, as I do (I've seen every episode), what ever happened to The Observer? He appeared once, but has never been...

They're being jerks, as usual. They'll end up sucking asshole by the end of the year, probably getting rid of every good player that they have before too much longer.

Most owners have very little impact on the actual performance of the team itself. It's sad that he's gone, but I don't think it will effect the team all that much.

You're trying to pick apart the definition of each individual word I use and the supposed meaning behind each sentence I write. People cry foul "mostly for no valid reason" = When people cry foul against the police, it's usually for no other reason than that they don't like police officers...

SNK made Baseball Stars. That alone makes them aweome-o.

God, I **** using Wikipedia as a reference, but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Christianity That's just Christianity alone. There are hundreds and hundreds of other religions, a lot of which condemn homosexuality. Obviously, with time comes change and some religious...

Viruses always mutate. I think we should have expected this to happen at some point. ...and we think we can find a cure to cancer.

I'm sure this has already been mentioned, maybe even in this thread, if not, definitely during years past, BUT... Can we customize the color scheme for FreeOnes? You know, like how we can customize the color scheme in our profile? No offense, but this baby blue HAS to go. It honestly gives...

I have a confession to make. I, ChefChiTown, am a sex offender. A few years ago, I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend (who was my girlfriend at the time) and I happened to slip a finger into her bunghole, which she found to be highly offensive.

I know you're not making it up, but I think you're just misinterpreting what you've heard or read somewhere.

HAHAHAHA, that midget looks like a Colombian Wee-Man.

Da Bears will make the playoffs this year. The Vikings were extremely lucky to have won the division last year and they are definitely not going to repeat their success. The Packers are a decent team, but they have a lot of rebounding to do if they're going to make a run for the division. As...

Eh, no. With that mentality, then a heterosexual person who isn't having sex with members of the opposite sex wouldn't be "practicing" heterosexuality, therefore, making them gay. I'm a heterosexual, but I haven't had sex in a number of years. Does that mean I'm not a heterosexual, just...

A big chunk of the stimulus package is to "go green", all because of this supposed Global Warming thingy. The wool has been pulled, and it's color is green.

No, she gives me a DErection.

Speaking of "SOUNDS frightening"... Do you think that when an implant deflates, it makes wet, fart noises? You know, like a whoopee cushion with spit in it?

Exactly. This stimulus package could end up being the worst thing that has ever happened to us, even though it looks great on paper.

Oh, see, I think you're just confusing the use of the word "practicing". Allow me to explain... If you go to church everyday, participate in service, worship your individual god(s) and carry the same lifestyle outside of the church (being a good citizen, worshipping your god(s), etc), then you...

Re: Does 'unnecessary use of *****' exist? First of all, I didn't water anything down. People cry foul against the police all the time and, a lot of those times, they just cry foul because they want to cry foul; there isn't always a valid reason for people to stand up and genuinely bitch...

I always get erections when Jericho is on TV. He is a sexy *****, you know.

When I reviewed the article again, I also noticed this, which struck me as a little odd as well... Who is this other man and where did he go? Did he get a ticket too? Did he flee the scene? :dunno:

Well, the stimulus package isn't going to save each and every small business from going out of business, but it's not like it isn't offering any help at all. This could also benefit small businesses... http://projects.nytimes.com/44th_president/stimulus

The driver was ticketed for careless driving. Technically, even though those people were jaywalking, traffic still has to yield to pedestrians. So, I'm assuming that's why he got ticketed too. :dunno:

You do realize that they're not opposed to marriage itself, right? Only GAY marriage, hence, their disapproval of homosexuality. That makes no sense, what-so-ever. How do you practice being gay without actually being gay? Are you saying that if a man sucks another man's dick just for fun...

So, it's just a weird coincidence that most "anti-gay-marriage" protests are backed by and take place at church? Yes, I'm disputing this. If I wasn't, I wouldn't have said that you were wrong. Oh, and please explain exactly what this means, because it makes absolutely no sense to me... :dunno: