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  1. ChefChiTown

    "********" Adults

    The age of consent is an impossible thing to accurately judge. Everybody is different, which makes it impossible. I know some 14 year olds who are more mature and capable of making smarter decisions than some 30 year olds that I know. So...:dunno: The fantasy is having sex with a woman who...
  2. ChefChiTown

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    Whhhhhat? :dunno: Why do people keep comparing the Cardinals with last year's Giants? The Giants weren't some mediocre team that made the playoffs by winning a shitty division, like the Cardinals are. The Cardinals have a barely mediocre defense that gives up a lot of points. Their...
  3. ChefChiTown

    "********" Adults

    How do you not see the difference? One is a grown woman dressing up for fantasy-related reasons, the other is like a 12 year old girl. HUGE difference. :2 cents: I like girls who eat hamburgers, but that doesn't mean I want to secretly fuck a cow.
  4. ChefChiTown

    Joaquin Phoenix Becomes Rapper?????

    People on TMZ think it's all a joke. Personally, I agree. It's probably some big joke that he's pulling on the public. Either that...or *****. :dunno:
  5. ChefChiTown

    To all the virgins out there...

    Hey, you could always become President?
  6. ChefChiTown

    2009 Mock NFL Draft

    How can you say that? Have you forgotten about Curtis Enis, Rashaan Salaam, Ki-Jana Carter, Tyrone Wheatley, Lawrence Phillips, Ron Dayne... Hmm...maybe you're right.
  7. ChefChiTown

    Ur favorite position/s

    Left tackle
  8. ChefChiTown

    Electrical engineer and Construction manager

    It's called a calculator and it does all of the math for you. :thumbsup:
  9. ChefChiTown

    If Obama was a rapper...

    Yes it does... **** BROWN
  10. ChefChiTown

    2009 Mock NFL Draft

    No quarterback can do **** without protection. Not even Joseph Clifford Montana Jr. I think that a lot of the credit needs to be given to offensive linemen, no matter who the quarterback is. Great quarterbacks with a shitty line, become mediocre quarterbacks. Mediocre quarterbacks with a...
  11. ChefChiTown

    Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

    Akon sucks, so who cares? I don't care if he is 14, 22 or 76 years old...he still sucks.
  12. ChefChiTown

    What Does It Take For a Police Officer to Get Fired ???

    In the eyes of many, it takes a lot for a police officer to get fired. But, look at this way... Being a police officer is a job. It is no different than working as a librarian at a school, as a CFO for a fortune 500 company or as a manager at Arby's; they're all jobs. The only difference is...
  13. ChefChiTown

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    Ghosts are nothing more than a figment of our imagination. When people claim that they've seen a ghost, it's just their mind playing tricks on them. Sit in a dark room for a little bit and notice how the shadows start to actually look like they're moving. Most people know it's just the...
  14. ChefChiTown

    To all the virgins out there...

    I was a virgin until I was 18 years old. I was one of those people who waited around for the right girl. Unfortunately, that didn't work out so well, but, at least I didn't just hop into bed with the first girl who was willing to get naked with me. I think most people who are still virgins...
  15. ChefChiTown

    Chica's Jan.20 FreeSigns

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! That is sooooo fucking awesome, Chica. So...fucking...awesome!!!
  16. ChefChiTown

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Jericho doesn't want to win the Royal Rumble. He would much rather finish in the "middle" and then come out of nowhere to win the belt. :wave2:
  17. ChefChiTown

    Fact About Yourself Thread

    If it wasn't for the "little things", I'd be dead right now. I already have one scar on my wrist to prove that I'm serious, but... Music is the only thing keeping me alive, so... Rock on ****** fuckers!!! LET THE MUSIC FUEL YOUR HEARTBEAT!!!
  18. ChefChiTown

    I am a WHITE SOX fan. I always have been and I always will be.

    I am a WHITE SOX fan. I always have been and I always will be.
  19. ChefChiTown

    Cumming on face during orgasm on sybian

    I like clips like this too. The only thing is, they're really hard to find for some reason. :dunno: These are the only ones that I can think of at the moment. Enjoy. http://www.sweet-sybian-ride.com/hollyb/jennysb.html http://mpa3.picassocash.com/gallhit.php?101307,190,2,1,0
  20. ChefChiTown

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    You all fail to see the master plan. No, not McMahon's master plan...but Jericho's. You see, Y2J likes to play games with people. Sure, he might look like he's Mr. McMahon's bitch at the moment, but that's only because he wants you to think that. Give it some time and let Jericho unveil the...
  21. ChefChiTown

    HA!!! Your stomach hates you.

    HA!!! Your stomach hates you.
  22. ChefChiTown

    Dallas Cowboys thread

    Exactly. The Cowboys were the most disappointing team of the year. Well, personally, I would put Jacksonville near the top too. But, the Cowboys were a flop.
  23. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    Customer service centers, call centers, libraries, banks, etc. Those are all places that are more than willing to train someone to fill their positions. Is that woman retired? Did she pay into her SS for years and years and years? Is she of the proper age to qualify to receive her SS? Does...
  24. ChefChiTown

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    Neither is the Cardinals' 9-7 regular season record. :2 cents:
  25. ChefChiTown

    Dallas Cowboys thread

    Nobody expected the Bears to make the playoffs...not even me. Everybody expected the Cowboys to make the playoffs...which they failed to accomplish. The Cowboys fucking suck and people need to stop holding onto their over-rated cocks.
  26. ChefChiTown

    $150 million for Obama Inauguration

    This kind of, sort of, almost, maybe, somewhat has to do with this, so I'll ask it here... Does anybody know if the inauguration coverage is going to effect tonight's regular TV schedule? The TV listings look normal to me, but, you never know. Fringe comes back on TV tonight and I love that...
  27. ChefChiTown

    Zeitgeist: The Movie (2007)

    I've never seen this movie, but judging by a lot of the comments in this thread, I'm guessing it's a...it's a comedy?
  28. ChefChiTown

    MLB 2009 thread

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3846966# Well, at least Bobby Jenks had that record for at least a few hours. Stupid Boston jerks.
  29. ChefChiTown

    Chica's Jan.13 FreeSigns

    Sweet. Mine is going to be the best thing ever made. MWWUAHAHAHA!!!
  30. ChefChiTown

    On This Day, In Post History...

    The concept is very simple; find a post with today's date, only from a different year, and re-post it here. For example, today is January 20, 2009. So, I will find a post from January 20 (only from a different year) and re-post it here. Be sure to include the name of the thread it was taken...
  31. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    I think a lot of people are ignoring how many people actually ***** the system. Yes, the system has flaws, but it's the people that take advantage of those flaws that are the biggest problem. I have a ****** is in her early 30's. She is married and has 2 young *********. She has a job at a...
  32. ChefChiTown

    :spits in your Cheerio's: :punches you in the stomach: BAD GALACTIC...BAD!!!

    :spits in your Cheerio's: :punches you in the stomach: BAD GALACTIC...BAD!!!
  33. ChefChiTown

    Is Football Too Dangerous?

    How many life-altering injuries are suffered during NFL football? Sure, we could all think of some players who have obviously had problems, but the % of players that are seriously injured during NFL football is extremely small. Broken fingers, torn ligaments, ****** noses...those are common in...
  34. ChefChiTown

    About to get blown

    He still hasn't come back yet? Well, we all know who to blame... :cussing: OBAMAAAAA!!! :cussing:
  35. ChefChiTown

    Are you hungover? If you say "yes", I'll show you my penis. And, by "show you my penis", I...

    Are you hungover? If you say "yes", I'll show you my penis. And, by "show you my penis", I mean "spit in your Cheerio's and then punch you in the stomach".
  36. ChefChiTown

    Well, I'm wondering why I'm still up at 4:45 in the morning. :eek: I wish I had some brew with...

    Well, I'm wondering why I'm still up at 4:45 in the morning. :eek: I wish I had some brew with me. I'd ***** it...and then *** a lot.
  37. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    I never said it was. Life isn't easy. There are side effects with all medicines. I know people who are bi-polar and their medication does help them a lot, side effects or not. Is it a nerve problem? I mean, you couldn't sit and work? Customer service centers (call centers) hire a lot of...
  38. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    I know I'll sound disrespecful, but... There's medication for bi-polar disorder and you could get a job that doesn't require you to walk or stand (because of your legs). Sure, it's not a ***** situation, but I don't think that scenario qualifies you for a big dose of government money. There...
  39. ChefChiTown

    Would you buy a Chinese Car ever?

    Did you hear about the ancient Chinese army that couldn't defend themselves against an ******? It turns out that they had a lot of CHINKS in their armor. :drum roll: No, no...but I probably wouldn't buy a Chinese car.
  40. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    That sucks, and no offense (as I don't how serious your health problems are) but why should you be entitled to welfare just because you're sick? :dunno: My *** has Huntington's Disease, but that doesn't mean that she is entitled to welfare. Also, the Social Security program in the US has a...
  41. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    Ok, I just have to know... Why do "people like (you)" need money from the government?
  42. ChefChiTown

    You know what he's thinnking.

    "I think I just **** my pants..."
  43. ChefChiTown

    Strange thing happened to me last night...

    I'm going to be blunt with you, as I have been in that exact situation on countless ocassions... She might like you (she really might), but she is only "going out" with you because she feels bad. I asked a girl out once and she had, literally, the same exact reaction. She laughed at first...
  44. ChefChiTown

    Welfare

    Welfare helps a lot of people, in all honesty. But, some people just take advantage of it and, quite frankly, don't fucking deserve to be on welfare. I'm not saying that I have an impossible life to live, but there are people who make more money than I do and qualify for welfare. I can pay my...
  45. ChefChiTown

    $150 million for Obama Inauguration

    You might know how it's supposed to work, but you obviously don't know how it does work. How can you honestly say that? He's not even President yet!!! He hasn't even had the chance to do anything yet!!! :1orglaugh
  46. ChefChiTown

    When did you had the last time sex?

    If I had to sever a finger for every year it's been since the last time I had sex, I'd be walking around with nothing but a thumb and two pointer fingers.
  47. ChefChiTown

    Is Football Too Dangerous?

    No sport is really "safe", if you think about it. But, for the amount of contact and potential for serious injury, I think that football keeps it's players pretty safe, for the most part. Obviously, there are a few examples of players getting really hurt, but they are few and far in between.
  48. ChefChiTown

    $150 million for Obama Inauguration

    Once again, it's not Barack Obama who is throwing this money around. I'll give you the same advice that I gave to NI... If you're going to be upset with the choices that our government makes, try to understand how it works first.
  49. ChefChiTown

    Your pre-hangover cure?

    There is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent a hangover, unless you just don't ***** at all. If you're going to get one, you're going to get one. My advice... ***** a few glasses of water before you go to bed. You get hangovers, mostly because of dehydration. ******** water will help...
  50. ChefChiTown

    kurt warner? does he or doesnt he?

    The Tampa Bay Rays going to the World Series last year was a fluke and nobody can argue that. **** like this happens and makes the Championship a joke. Tampa Bay vs. Philadelphia...geez, I wonder who was going to win that one. The Arizona Cardinals, a team with 7 regular season loses...
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