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Well, he did admit to it. I'm sure that has some sort validity as proof. But, eh...I don't know.

HA!!! :1orglaugh

It's not just this one time. It pisses me off every single time that it happens. I just saw this story and decided to post it.

It sounds kiiiiind of fake to me, but it's hard to tell. Somehow, Bale's voice is heard perfectly, but everybody else's is off in the background? Eh, seems kind of weird. Publicity stunt to gain attention for the movie? Dun dun duuuuun...

I wasn't aware that my comedic remark about being thrown into a forest was something that I seriously meant. But, you're right about teaching people to be more sensitive and compassionate. There are too many people in this world that don't care about anybody but themselves. "Me, me, me" is...

Technically, it's a truck; not a car. You don't even know what you're driving, yet, you still bought it anyway. That's exactly what I would expect from someone who owns a Hummer.

The media blew this story out of proportion. Just because I said that doesn't mean that I'm defending him.

Please point out where I defended him. All I said is that the media was blowing this out of proportion. Not once did I say that he didn't do anything wrong.

If you completely defy a man (or woman) the help that they need, when their life is in danger, you should get punished. Q: "But how were they supposed to know that his life was in danger?" A: CHECK ON THEM It's not hard to see if somebody is ok. Once again, the people that walked by and did...

(I **** websites that don't let you copy and paste) That makes sense to me. Why would you want some potential terrorist to have all sorts of photographic material that could be used to aid them in a terrorist ******? There's no need to take pictures of military personnel anyway. As far as...

I guess I have to take back my earlier question... http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=3881374

There was nothing to give away that he was alive either, so how is that a reasonable excuse? No visible injuries? What about the number of people that saw him get attacked? What about the number of people that saw him hit his head on the car, knocking him out? :dunno:

Yeah, exactly. - Was this a long distance relationship from the start or were you dating for a while and then she moved? - How often do you normally see eachother? - How far away from one another are you? - How long have you known her, including pre-dating? etc.

First question... Are you online dating or do you actually know one another in person?

If I'm supposedly on your "ignore list", then why do you go into threads that I start and post in them? That's the complete opposite of "ignore". :dunno:

Are you serious? Do you realize how long 20 minutes is? That's more than enough time for brain damage to set in. That's more than enough time to die. I don't care how much they want to claim that it "happens all the time". It's inexcusable for people to just walk by a motionless body that's...

I'm not saying what this police officer did was right, but all he did was throw a *** up against a wall and they're acting as if he beat him within an inch of his life or something. MEDIA: Blowing things out of proportion since the beginning of time. How in the fuck do you know? How do you...

I've never seen this question asked before. Not once, ever.

Greeeeat. :( Umm, no it's not. It's opal.

I tried to search for the answer to this online, but I couldn't find anything helpful. Smoking ********* is *******. Michael Phelps smoked *********. Michael Phelps was photographed smoking *********. Why is Michael Phelps in no legal trouble for this? At first, I thought it might be due to...

I completely understand that most people will have an immediate "OH MY GOD" reaction, causing a lot of them to not do anything for a moment or two, but why does it seem that nobody even bothers trying to help in a situation like that? Some may say it's because they "see it all the time", but...

PFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!! <----- That was the sound of me, spitting my root **** all over the room. The perfect boyfriend? The Share A Joke thread is in the Members Only section. If you were a perfect boyfriend, you wouldn't care that it's been a whole "2 weeks" since you've had sex. If you were a...

What you are asking is impossible. Your body doesn't replenish your semen supply with the click of a finger. It takes time and there is nothing you can do to speed it up, as it is pure genetics and biology that control it.

Why is it terrible advice? Just because we're all being honest? First of all, you are saying that using this board for advice is a waste of time. But...didn't you just recommend some advice to him yourself...ON THIS BOARD? Secondly, did you even read that article? Look... She might...

How old are you? You don't have an infinite supply of cum, guy. It takes time to replenish. How do you not know this?

Funny, I saw a stuck-up, self-centered, egotistical jackass driving a Hummer the other day. I think that may be a sign????????

First of all, nobody NEEDS to have sex. I haven't had sex in like 6 years, but I'm still ok. Just stroke it when she's not home and deal with it. Oh no, not 2 weeks without sex!!! :eek: Wow, not having sex makes you that angry? How old are you? HAHAHAHA...oh, you were serious? You...

(Video Clip) http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/02/02/beating.victime.ignored.wjla This is exactly why I **** people and find 99% of them to be completely untrustworthy and unreliable. Everybody who just walked by this man without checking on him should be beaten within an inch of...

Why am I not surprised to see a Super Nintendo in the corner?

I could lie and say that I take a shower everyday, but I won't. If I don't have anything to do on a particular day (like today) there's a very, very, very small chance that I'll take a shower. Usually, on days like this, I'll just sit around and be a loaf.

Mega Man 2 is my favorite. I don't know why...it just is. I've always liked Bubble Man and Air Man as bosses. Once again, I don't know why.

These are a few of my faaaaavorite thiiiiings...

:re-reads thread: HA...I'm hilaaaaarious.

Just because he didn't have to do what he did doesn't mean that it's automatically a penalty.

He never held him at all. He never grabbed his jersey or any other part of his equipment and held him. Plus, watch it again. He starts off by pushing on the player's back, keeping him on the ground. As the play is still going on, the player starts to get up, so James Harrison pushed his ass...

Yet, they have no problem giving the National Anthem to Jennifer Hudson? The only reason she was chosen is because of her tragedy and everybody knows it. It's ok to remind us of a ***** being ******** ******** but it's not ok to remind us of our troops overseas? Yeah, you're not hypocritical...

I don't fantasize about my ex, but memories of her will pop into my head from time to time. I'd rather not fantasize about somebody who ruined my life while I'm play with myself.

I thought Springsteen's performance was awesome, but there was one thing that pissed me off. It's the Super Bowl. It is a day that screams "America". At half-time, the Super Bowl usually features an act that is considered to be "American". Bruce Springsteen is a perfect choice, but tell...

See? And we thought that watching too much TV would make you stupid.

Yeah, they had some questionable calls during the game. The holding call in the endzone was questionable and I especially thought that the personal foul call they made towards the end of the game (on James Harrison) was just ridiculous. They said he PUNCHED a player? Eh, I don't think so...

Oh, it was a total joke. Not once did I feel like I was watching the Super Bowl until the final few minutes of the game. Even then, it had nothing to do with the coverage, it was just an exciting chain of events that happened during the game. I don't know if I just completely missed it, but...

Does anybody care about Michael Phelps anyway? So, he has a bunch of Gold Medals...whoopty ****. The only reason he has so many is because he participates in a sport that has 20,000 different events during the Olympics. Give it a year or two and people will forget who Michael Phelps even is...

Every girl ever likes anal sex.

I like to tape myself masturbating with my camera phone. I don't mean that I record it with my camera phone...I actually masturbate with my camera phone.

*EDIT I hope the OP expects the number of females to be like 300 or some ****. Reaaaaality cheeeeeck...

People get paid to masturbate? ****, I'm out like $720,000 then.

The only sounds I'm used to hearing during sex are... Are you done yet? Is it in yet? Ok, ok...you just gotta stop doing that. (Immediately following pants removal) :giggle sounds: Are guys supposed to have bigger titties than girls? Wow, already? Having sex with your penis is like having sex...

All of those commercials were TERRIBLE. Why spend millions of dollars for a 30 second TV spot, just to show the world an unfunny, unmemorable piece of ****? Everybody involved with those company's marketing decisions should be fired.

I started off as a heterosexual, but I haven't had sex in so long that I'm slowly morphing into an asexual.