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Since the last time a thread like this was started. Sooooo, like 10 minutes?

To be fair, the origin of marriage varies from country to country, society to society.

It always was and always will be baseball. Once I get back into shape (which should be by the end of the year), I'm going to do my best to get back onto the field and start playing again. I guess I'd better dust off my old catcher's gear...

You could say that for just about every single law in the United States. For example, sodomy is ******* in quite a few states. That doesn't effect you or I (unless we are the ones getting assfucked), but I don't see many people making a stand for or against the sodomy laws. Does gay marriage...

This is the part that absolutely ***** me... http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/05/florida.*****.thrown/index.html No, you know what's a "dirty game", you piece of ****? Getting fucked in your dry, unlubed asshole by a man who thinks you're a pretty piece of fresh meat, while 3 of his fellow...

I own two guns... :flexes: Steel Thunder :kisses left bicep: and Mr. Fuck-You-Up :kisses right bicep: GADOOSH!!!

A penis is a sexually oriented part of the body on a male. Breasts are a sexually oriented part of the body on a female. There is the comparison. The reason that you have been to nude beaches without people caring is because you were in a part of the world/country where nudity was accepted...

So is my pool of ex-girlfriends. :rolleyes:

To counter that... If a dude walked down the beach with his dick hanging out, I can guarantee that pretty much every woman would be staring at it; some of which would get aroused. Even though women have seen countless dicks, they'd still get effected by seeing one in public...just like men...

I pick NASCAR, because anybody who thinks that driving a car makes them an athlete is a fag.

Mike Portnoy is absolutely ridiculous. Travis Barker is also an amazing drummer, but if you listen to the songs he plays on, a lot of his drum patterns are extremely similar and sound very close to one another. Mike Portnoy, on the other hand, is just fucking awesome.

Tanning is such a **** poor reason to go topless. Plus, women who go to the beach (where nudity is allowed), know damn well that they are going to get attention, whether they want it or not. So, you don't have a problem with public nudity (as the naked body is natural), but you'd have a...

A) I didn't generalize ALL women, so don't put words into my mouth. Not all women are sluts, not all women are attention whores; some of them are actually decent human beings. It would be ignorant to claim otherwise. B) How can you ignore what a man's intentions are or what a man thinks when...

If women have the right to go topless (wherever they please), then men should have the right to go bottomless. I mean, if girls can show a private area of their body, why can't men? But, then women would want the right to go bottomless too. And then men would want the right to do something...

Dear Jayme, I love you so much that I would eat your **** if you wanted me to. It wouldn't taste good and it might make me throw up...but I'd do it. Sincerely, Chef

Oh, that old excuse? Wear a tanktop and shorts. Taking off a tanktop doesn't drop enough temperature to change the fact that it's hot outside, so there's no reason to go shirtless. You just contradicted yourself. You say that women don't have the ability to make men do things, as if they...

So, if you had a 5 year old ********, would you be cool with me walking around with my penis flopping around? Like, right in front of her? :dunno:

Name one other reason that a girl would walk around without a shirt on. What, tanning? No, there are tanning booths. And, girls who want to get a tan by using the sun can easily do it in the comfort of their backyard. There is absolutely no reason for a girl to walk around without a shirt...

The video tape of your *** giving birth to you. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Ruined by the MALE population? So, the possible fact that thousands upon thousands upon thousands of women would be flaunting their nudity in front of the public just to get attention (because, let's be honest...that's all it's about), only furthering the pig-headed mentality that women are...

Venue: Soldier Field Opening Act: Boston Main Act: Def Leppard Porn Star Date: Jayme Langford Set: 1) Another Hit & Run 2) Promises 3) Mirror, Mirror (Look Into My Eyes) 4) Love Bites 5) ****** 6) Bad Actress 7) Foolin' 8) Rocket 9) She's Too Tough 10) Photograph 11) Fractured Love 12) Run Riot...

Exactly. There are enough idiots out there already. No need to further entice them with nudity.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/spellbound_apprentice_casts_of.php Just watch it. A) It's funny B) You will feel sooooo much better about the size of your penis

$2.7 billion, I believe.

I wanted to vote for Woof McChesty, but...it wasn't on the list. :(

My ****** works for DHS/INS. He helped organize the team that obtained the video evidence of John Demjanjuk walking around just fine, mere days after he was apparently too crippled and in pain to be transported. You can see portions of that video here...

Most people who are willing to pull the trigger while the *** is lying on their temple usually don't want or care about help. Suicide is for cowards? I don't think you realize how hard it is to try and take a life, especially when it's your own. A lot of people who commit suicide don't do it...

Yeeeeesssss...

There's video evidence that Demjanjuk is clearly able to be transported (deported) without any sort of ill-being to his health. He's gone.

That's something that people tell themselves when their life has no meaning. It's a last ditch effort to put some sort of "purpose" in their life. Everything happens for a reason, huh? Tell that to a ****** who lost her 4 year old ******** to a meaningless drive-by shooting. Tell that to the...

I have those thoughts almost every single day and I've acted on them once, when I slit my wrist a few years ago. Why do I have those thoughts? Eh, I don't know. Probably because I **** my life and nothing really makes me happy. If nothing makes you happy, what's the point of living? The...

If Global Warming was a scientific fact and our climates really were getting warmer all over the globe, then why did it snow here in Cleveland not too long ago? It's May 1st today and the Cleveland area is set to have highs in the 50's this weekend. That's not Spring-like weather if you ask...

My *** had a follow up appointment for his kidney stones at the hospital this morning, so I drove him there. After his appointment was done, I dropped him off at work. This was about an hour and a half ago and, while I was in the Federal Building here in Cleveland, a lot of the agents were...

If you think about that, it's really contradictory. Some say that time exists, but some of those same people say that before time began, time didn't exist; that there was nothing. But, if time existed, then the period BEFORE time began would still be time...would it not?

I'm not a fan of energy drinks. So, what I do is this... I grind up some speed and cut it with a few teaspoons of *******. I put the mixture in a bowl and slowly stir in a cup of *******. I place the liquid in a funnel, which has a tube attached to the nozel end, and stick the tube straight...

Ok, let's assume that time is real and not just a concept... Imagine, it's the year 2050 and scientists have developed a technology that allows human beings to travel back in time. To test and confirm the technology, one of the scientists agrees to have himself sent back in time. He hops into...

The only thing that makes sense about life is...eh...umm... I'll get back to you on that one.

Eh, I've been kind of busy with some personal stuff. I'm just trying to sort through some emotional **** and figure out what I want to do with my life. Fun, huh? I still come on the forum regularly, but I haven't posted a lot recently.

I want to finger this post in an unpleasantly rapid kind of way.

Is it wrong that my first thought was, "Is that a boy or a girl baby?"

Think of it this way... According to religious people, God created time (IE - The 7 days in a week). If one can argue that there is no proof that God exists (which there isn't), why can't one argue that there is no proof that time exists? I mean, if something that can't be proven to exist has...

Ok, I'll ask you to do the same exact thing that I ask everyone else that makes that argument... Prove it. Prove that time exists. Age is age because we, as human beings, created it. Is a 5 year old boy really 5 years older than when he was born? No. That's just what we decided he was...

Since time is a man-made concept, travelling through it would be impossible.

People are afraid of spiders and spiders are way less scary than the idea of living in a socialist country. There's your answer.

I'm going to be the douche bag that votes for the ugliest girl, just so she wins.

Do you save them? You know...the hairs?

Can we just not be allowed to talk about Miley Cyrus at all, like...ever? Miley Cyrus is like a scab on your girlfriend's vagina. Yeah, you know it's there and it's not going away anytime soon, but...you don't want to hear about it.

Stupidity can **** even more people than that...but it doesn't. When was the last time you went outside? I'm guuuuuessing...1982? 83? Somewhere around there?

A *** was diagnosed with Swine Flu in Elyria, OH the other day. I live in Cleveland now (SIGH) which isn't too far from Elyria at all. So, if I suddenly disappear, and you hear reports of Swine Flu related deaths in Northeast Ohio, you'll know what happened to me. Ironically, what do you...

I don't trust asterisks with my credit card information.