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Re: Twitter I want to rub my unwashed penis all over this thread.

To find a boyfriend?

...Radiohead's? :dunno:

We won galactic. We won.

I agree. It's funny that people attribute a change in character from *****-to-adult as a part of growing up, but attribute a change in character from adult-to-adult as insincerity, as if they are faking it. Does saying "I'm sorry" make up for what this man did? No, not even close. But, it...

People still wear SPANDEX? Does it at least have a little hole cut into the butt area, for easy insertion? If so, aaaaawesome. If not, you should make one. Tell her it's an air vent. She's blonde, she'll believe you.

Exactly my little Pet. Can I call you that? No? Eh, ok, sorry. But, why do you think (with all of the medical advancements) we "can't" find a cure to the common cold? It's all about money. BILLIONS and BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars would be lost if we CURED something. I mean, God...

Isn't sex itself the REAL exchanging of meat? :rim shot:

Senob just informed me of this news story, so I thought I'd share... http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/us_world/Shoot-This-***-Challenges-****-to-********-Contest.html

...Se...nob? :confused:

What kind of girl? Like, a human one ooooor? Eh, whatever...as long as she has holes for you to pump, you know? Hit it like a baseball and go for a homerun!!!

We haven't found a cure because there isn't one. Cancer is technically an abnormal mutation of a normal cell. To be brief, everything you do effects the cells in your body, whether it's in a positive or negateve way. So, everything can cause cancer...even the potential cure for it.

I don't know why I was thinking of this tonight (maybe because I'm watching the White Sox), but... Why don't more teams rock pin-stripes on their uniforms? It seems that very few teams do that anymore. I miss it...:(

Umm...hmm...uhh... It could be...umm...everything could be...TWINS?

Hmm...what? I'm sorry, did you say something? TYPE LOUDER!!!

Wow, that song sucked. Eminem gets worse with every album. Seriously, he started off pretty well, but he's done nothing but embarass himself since. All he does is sell out to what his record company wants him to and makes cheesy, club-friendly bullshit that teenage wannabes can dance to and...

What do I think?... I THINK THAT BOLDING MY HUGE FONT AND USING LOUD COLORS MAKES PEOPLE NOTICE ME MORE!!!

Are you sure it wasn't Jeb? I thought he said something about Jeb.

Are there any plans on making a FreeTWOS anywhere in the future?

HAHAHAH, that episode was awesome.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1889754_1889752,00.html?cnn=yes Dude, #6 should be #1, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

It makes you feel terrible when you ***** things like that. A lot of "younger" people do it because they think it's macho. But, it's just stupid and makes you crash...HARD.

What amount of those stats were in a clutch situation though? The Cavs could've been losing by 25 points with only 5 minutes to go, rendering his stats meaningless. They also could've been winning by 25 points with only 5 minutes left, rendering his stats meaningless as well.

He also turns the ball over more than anybody too. That hurt his team, especially during the last 5 minutes of the game. What I'd really like to see is his shooting percentage for the last few minutes of the game. I bet it sucks, especially if you boil it down to the last 1 minute of a game...

You've obviously never seen a Cavs game, have you? The stats are veeeery misleading. LeBron misses more clutch shots than he makes. He's been like that since his rookie year.

According to religious people...it does. Even though it doesn't make up for what he did (in a realistic sense), he still honestly believes that it does. It's no different than how religious people believe that eating a cracker is eating the body of Christ. In reality, it's a cracker, but they...

I rep people if they deserve it, whether it's positively or negatively. It usually takes a lot for me to negatively rep somebody though. It definitely takes more than just a disagreement (even though most of the negative reps that I've received have a comment of "I disagree", which is...

I'm glad the Indians lost and I'm glad that Sabathia did what everybody thought he was going to do; not pitch. Seriously, he only pitches when he wants to and, if you don't want to be pitching on opening day, get the fuck out of baseball.

It's not about harming other people. There are lots of rights that we, as citizens, are given that allow us to interfer with other people's lives. Ironically, one of those things is protesting. People who march and protest against the gay marriage ban are interfering with plenty of people's...

What are the chances we can get a SLOW reply option in the future? :chuckles:

If you're going off of stats, then Wade should win. LeBron doesn't lead in any of those categories, but Wade leads in 3 of them, including points AND assists. Also, the MVP is meant to be given to the most valuable player in the NBA; the player that impacts their team's success the most...

I wasn't aware that we had an active North Korean general on this forum. Do I salute you ooooor...???

If you're going to use that as an argument, than everybody else on the Cavs should be the MVP too. LeBron isn't the whole team. When LeBron isn't on the court, the Cavs are still a great team that beat up on everybody else. Well, except the other good teams, like LA and Orlando. I'm not...

Whaaaaat? SIGH...I fucking **** Batista.

Ahh, gotcha. It was your point, not mine. I don't think it's a conspiracy theory. I just find it hard to believe that most the politicians who make up our government are really in it for any other reason than money. They can say that they're looking out for our best interests (as citizens)...

Exactly. NASA just looks stupid because of this. Not that it's a big deal at all, because it's not, but it still makes them look stupid. Just name it Colbert and move on with your life, you know? ****, if it wasn't for Stephen Colbert, nobody would fucking know about this space station...

When did I say any of that? What have I said that makes me bias? When have I said anything negative towards gay people? Also, I'm willing to bet that there are just as many people with a sexual preference of ********* ******** as there are people with a sexual preference of members of the...

...he says, after a half day's worth of pointless arguing.

The reason they didn't have Orton win was probably so they could drag out the story line even farther. As soon as I heard that there was a stipulation that prevented HHH from getting DQ'd (or he'd lose the belt), I knew that they were going to let HHH win. That way, they can drag it out until...

You're a bitch. 214,822 ****** fucker. BEAT THAT!!! Wait...what are we talking about? High scores in Donkey Kong, right?

***** molesters can't live where they want. They are told where they can or can't live. So, gay people have rights that ***** molesters don't. It works both ways. Marriage almost always has nothing to do with religion, especially in this country. Just because marriage ceremonies are held...

This just confirms my suspicion that, by the year 2015, every single girl will have posted a picture of their vagina somewhere on the internet.

I agree that there are WAY too many titles. Personally, they should only have 4 titles... WWE Champion Intercontinental Champion Tag Team Champion Women's Champion And, I agree with only having ONE of each of those belts. With having HHH and John Cena both having a form of championship belt...

Where's Senob with his cats in hats when you need him? :dunno: Anyway, you won't hear "weapons grade" on the news because it would scare the fucking **** out of 99% of the brainless, panic-ridden morons that watch TV to get their information about the world. It might seem silly, but we (as...

Unfortunately, that will never happen.

Neither have I. All of this equal rights bullshit is never going to end. First, women wanted equal rights. Then, black people wanted equal rights. Then, gay people wanted equal rights. I don't care that those groups of people have fought for equal rights, but...where does it end...

Exactly. Somebody needs to tell the WWE that they absolutely butcher the biggest event in wrestling, year after year. First, don't put the Money in the Bank match as the opener. Why put your best match (potentially) as the first match? It makes no sense and nobody likes it. Secondly, don't...

The Michaels/Undertaker match was one of the best matches I've ever seen. The rest of it was kind of "blah". Even the Money in the Bank match was lame. I don't understand why they insist on having the Money in the Bank match as the FIRST match every year. It ruins everything about...

TERRIBLE ending to WrestleMania...TERRIBLE.

Shawn Michaels...Undertaker...one of the best matches ever? :dunno: I haven't seen so much electricity in a match in YEARS. Kudos WWE, kudos. You finally did something awesome.