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Well, *** is ***. Squirt isn't anything like *** at all. It's really easy to tell the difference.

Hey...some of us find salad eating to be fascinating.

I thought everybody put their toilet paper like that. I've always done it that way. The wrong way just looks...well...WRONG.

PEW PEW That was me, shooting a *** with SILVER BULLETS!!! WOO!!! I'm ******** the same thing right now.

To be fair... Science said eggs were bad for us. Then, it said eggs were good for us. Then, it said eggs were bad for us again. Then...SHEESH!!!

Do you think when he hit her, SHAMWOW appeared in the air, like Batman? POW! BANG! SHAMWOW!

I agree. It's gone way off topic and it's just going to end up being Insult Fest 2009 before too long.

That...that can't be good for the testicles.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/warp_whistle_mario_in_the_real.php It's not hilarious, but I thought it was pretty funny.

I've always wondered that myself. Strawberry flavored foods never taste like strawberry, ever. Neither does grape.

It's probably just an April's Fool joke. I'm going to stock up on canned foods, bottled water, flashlights, batteries and hand guns, just in case though.

I've looked for those, but since it's not "news worthy", nobody makes articles about it. It's just like how you never hear about stories that involve a picture perfect, textbook arrest in which nothing goes wrong and the police handle the matter with perfection. And, since there are no...

Randy Johnson

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Are you talking about "The Hole"...???

An "exaggerated, satirical and partly ironic posting"...??? I didn't pick out one sentence to take it out of context. I quoted the whole entire thing. If that was an attempt at some sort of humor, it was terrible because it came off as being arrogant and insulting. "Asian people drive slow...

This forum is full of people who are anti-police. One story about one bad police officer makes them believe that 99% of police officers are corrupt, egotistical scumbags that need to be fired. A few people (statistically) get injured/****** by tasers and people act as if every single time a...

I hope people saw this week's episode of South Park. It was making fun of how crazy everybody is getting over our economy, acting like it's some sort of all-powerful being...even though we are the ones who created it.

I'm well...well, I'm *****, WOO!!! *** is good, not sore anymore. No new job yet, still working on that. Have some options, but no decisions. As for ****? Yeah, I have it...and that's all that matters. How is YOU?

I want to suck the juice out of your asshole, spit it into a half empty Diet **** can and make a young boy ***** it. How about that?

HAHAHAHAHA, wwwwwwwhAAAAT? I thought this was called masturbating. I've done it once a week since I've been like 15 and my penis is still the same size.

...and then you woke up.

MWWWWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! It's a joke...about a SODA CAN!!!

A bum, a hobo and a soda can walk into a bar. The bum goes up the bartender and says, "Brandy, on the rocks." The bartender pours him his ***** and sets it on the bar. The bartender says, "How do you plan on paying for this?" The bum says, "Here, take this watch. It was my ******'s. It...

They're real.

Yeah, at least he'll thaw out...:dunno:

Who cares about your country's past? It's the present and you experienced nothing of your country's past. Just like people who are alive today in the US have experienced nothing of our country's past. I wasn't assuming anything. You clearly said that Americans were racist. Then, you even...

Are you fucking serious? By saying that about Americans, that makes you no better than a racist.

Oh crap, I thought I put the link. :o Here it is... http://wcbstv.com/sports/Ryan.Moats.Delayed.2.968527.html No racism isn't dead, but I'm tired of seeing or reading stories about a black person dealing with a white police officer and having the race card being pulled with no hesitation...

Isn't there a Hell, Michigan or something too? :1orglaugh

I thought ***** molesters were supposed to BURN in HELL; not FREEZE in MICHIGAN.

This is all coming from the guy who posts anti-police and anti-taser articles all the time from blatant anti-police websites and blogs. People in glass houses...

Is that you, DVC?

Do a search and find out how many people are actually NOT dying or getting injured from non-lethal weapons. Their tasers couldn't have saved them in that situation and you know it. They were going against a crazed, revenge-driven man with a ***. A *** is going to beat a taser 100% of the...

Normally, I would be siding with the police officer, but, in this case, they were already in the hospital parking lot, so it's pretty obvious that they're not making up some story about their ****** (in-law) dying. The officer should've let them go and ticketed them later. But, the thing about...

The ironic thing about the racism controversy is this comment... Isn't that racist towards white people? Hmm?

Everybody has fought for their land at one point or another. They were justified in defending themselves and trying to keep their land their own. Unfortunately, they were fighting a losing battle, but they still had the right to fight in that situation.

You forgot Peter and Lex. :1orglaugh

Why don't you start by explaining to me how working as a stripper or a porn star is appropriate... To each their own, but (IMO) if you're in a relationship, you shouldn't be doing things like taking your clothes off for other people, dancing sexually for them, kissing them, touching them...

The ironic thing? This guy will probably die from ******* on some food or something really unmanly.

No need to thank me...;)

May b b cuz u don't type whole werdz n da systm don't c dem? No, but really...I don't know.

If you delete your FreeOnes account, FreeOnes will eat your first born *****. It's part of the rules, didn't you read the agreement when you signed up?

...I would've eaten it.

Now, was there an actual pizza involved?

Pepper spray is hardly effective, especially when somebody is ***** or on *****. In a case like this, pepper spray probably wouldn't have done much.

Grape soda...

HAHAHA, that sounds like Tunsty. I heard he loves cum so much that he makes milkshakes out of it.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment/20090326/People.Shawn.Johnson/ I don't care if people want to "not care" about this, but that's some scary **** right there.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Financial-experts-say-apf-14734171.html Why should we listen to the experts' predictions of when the recession will end when these same exact experts couldn't predict that it would even be happening to begin with? :rolleyes: Eh, anyway, let's hope they're...

No, he started a thread about the "R" word. It rhymes with gRAPE.