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  1. ChefChiTown

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think the newer wrestling games are amazing, but they lack something that the older games (such as No Mercy for N64) had to offer. I don't know what it is, but it's just not the same and the replay value has consistently gone down over the past few years.
  2. ChefChiTown

    Question: Whats the difference from getting head from a girl vs. a guy?

    ...your best friend's dick when you're out of town.
  3. ChefChiTown

    Serious question re: lady. Advice needed.

    The key phrase in all of this is... First of all, you are "SORTA" friends. Secondly, you even put "close friends" in quotation marks, which screeeeeams, "We're not really that close at all". Sooooo, just forget about the thought of having a relationship with this woman. Not only is she your...
  4. ChefChiTown

    Question: Whats the difference from getting head from a girl vs. a guy?

    Is this a serious question? I mean, it can't be...can it? No, no...no, it can't be; it just can't be.
  5. ChefChiTown

    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    Women who are ***** will never forget that they were *****, no matter what. If they are impregnated by that ****, they are going to remember it for the rest of their life, whether they terminate the pregnancy or not. My *** was ***** twice as a teenager and was impregnated both times. She...
  6. ChefChiTown

    Culinary chicken cuestion

    Try putting your chicken into a brine. Here's a recipe for a brine that I make quite a bit... Ingredients Water, 2 C Ice, 16 C Salt, 2/3 C Sugar, 2/3 C Whole Peppercorns, 1 TBL Garlic, 4 cloves (crushed) Apple Juice, 1 C Orange Zest, 1 ea Cinnamon, ½ TBL Nutmeg, 1 tsp Ginger, 2 tsp (grated)...
  7. ChefChiTown

    Anyone have a real difficult time talking to women?

    Here's what you do... The next time you're out and about, maybe at a bar, scope the place out and find the girl you are most attracted to. Chug a little ****, take a deep breath and then walk up to her. Don't get her attention; just silently stand right next to her. While you're waiting for...
  8. ChefChiTown

    my cum tastes like butterscotch

    Really? I thought it tasted a little like sour cream that had been left out in the sun for 3 weeks.
  9. ChefChiTown

    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    That's just how it works here in the United States. We're all stupid idiots that never think before we act. Pro-life people are some of the most hypocritical people in the world. They're pro-life, but only some of the time. Other times, they encourage and endorse death. Which, makes A LOT...
  10. ChefChiTown

    The Switch to Digital (why is the gov't in on this?)

    Yes, but it's still regulated. CDs aren't all the same format and same size for no reason; it's all regulated and controlled, just to make it easier for everybody that's involved (manufacturers, retailers, consumers). There is no confusion as to what people are dealing with when they own a CD...
  11. ChefChiTown

    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    Huh? ******* someone for committing a terrible crime is avenging their crime. Those two circumstances you just mentioned are in no way, shape or form any different from one another, so how can you say that one is never honorable, yet, the other one is justified? :dunno:
  12. ChefChiTown

    Cancer comment thread

    Scientists have been saying things like that for years and years and years and years and years and...
  13. ChefChiTown

    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    Isn't America awesome?
  14. ChefChiTown

    The Switch to Digital (why is the gov't in on this?)

    It makes sense if you think about it. They are basically just setting a standard for television formatting. Just how there is a standard format for CDs, DVDs, floppy disks (etc), the same will happen with the formatting of television.
  15. ChefChiTown

    Man Charged w/****** After Being Robbed @Gunpoint and ******* Perp

    I agree. Unless the pharmacist shot all 6 bullets in sequence, as a reflex, you can't really justify the blatant, meditated ****** that he committed by ******* that teen.
  16. ChefChiTown

    California high court upholds gay marriage ban

    Not to be "that guy", but all of those "rights" that gay people are supposedly being denied are actually not being denied at all. Homosexual couples can make all of that stuff happen, just as heterosexual couples can. It just takes a little more effort, time and paperwork, but all of it can...
  17. ChefChiTown

    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    If you were standing next to your wife and some random guy came up to her and punched her square in the face, are you going to... A) Have an emotional reaction and start kicking the **** out of him? B) Take a few moments to yourself, think things over and then make a rational, unemotionally...
  18. ChefChiTown

    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    If human beings were in control of their emotions, then nobody on the face of the earth would ever feel sad, angry, confused, depressed (etc). I mean, who wants to feel that way, right? So, if we could control our emotions, why would we allow ourselves to feel emotions that make us feel bad...
  19. ChefChiTown

    Ex-soldier gets life in prison for Iraqi slayings

    Petra created a thread not too long ago which stated that talk about **** is allowed, as long as it's done in a civilized manner and relates to an actual news story. Just in case anyone was wondering.
  20. ChefChiTown

    Police Slam Wrongly ID'd Man Into Wall - He's Now In a ****

    Ok, he shoulder tackled him. Is that better? And, yes...that's an actual term. Let's be honest... If this police officer drew a ***, you would be saying the complete opposite of what you just said right there. Instead of "drawing a *** seems like an effective method to get the guy to...
  21. ChefChiTown

    Police Slam Wrongly ID'd Man Into Wall - He's Now In a ****

    Ok, then why don't you tell everyone how you would've liked to see the officer handle the situation. I just don't get why people expect police officers to handle every single situation as if nobody is guilty of anything and nobody could pooooossibly be armed or dangerous. What if the police...
  22. ChefChiTown

    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    So, if somebody ***** your wife, girlfriend, ***** (etc) and you saw that person later on, after it all happened, you wouldn't act upon your rage and anger and try to **** that person? I don't know about you, but I'd be laying down some hateful beatdown if that happened. Emotions are...
  23. ChefChiTown

    What Is Your General Opinion Of Police (*************** Officers) ??

    Here is a good example of why police officers will always be viewed as being assholes... http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-teen-hit-by-carmay23,0,6303146.story The fact that the guy driving the car was a police officer had absolutely nothing to do with the story. Yet, the whole...
  24. ChefChiTown

    Man Sucker Punches Blind Woman On Bus...

    So, if a citizen beats that guy up, it's "good for him", but if a police officer beats that guy up, it's "***** of power"...??? Police officers are citizens too, you know? Anyway, I'm surprised that the mob of people on the bus didn't kick the **** out of him. Sure, they stepped up and did...
  25. ChefChiTown

    Man Sucker Punches Blind Woman On Bus...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/05/21/lynch.wa.bus.******.kcpq (video) It's about God damned time that bystanders actually took a stand for something for once. PS - Is that Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince?
  26. ChefChiTown

    The Greatest Guitarist Of All Time

    Not only do you have to keep in mind what type of music each guitarist plays, but you also have to realize that a lot of them use different guitars too. Some are amazing on an acoustic guitar, but they don't play that well on electric (or vice versa). Or, for instance, take Robert Randolph...
  27. ChefChiTown

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    Robin Ventura?
  28. ChefChiTown

    Police Slam Wrongly ID'd Man Into Wall - He's Now In a ****

    Ok, first of all, he didn't slam his head into the wall...he tackled the guy and he hit his head on the wall as a result from that. It's not like the officer grabbed the guy by his waist band and then spiked the top of his head through the wall. Secondly, it looked like the guy was kiiiiind of...
  29. ChefChiTown

    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    This isn't anything new, but I've been re-watching a bunch of Henry Rollins videos and this clip about evolution vs. religion is just 100% spot on. Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QMFQ22erKI&feature=related
  30. ChefChiTown

    *** fled with *** after court orders him to get chemo

    Hmm, interesting. Terrible, but interesting. I wonder how many people have different points of view on those two stories, when compared to their point of view to the original story in this thread, just because one involves "peers" and the other involves "the government".
  31. ChefChiTown

    What is Your Favorite Color?

    Just like Frank Sinatra, my favorite color is ORANGE.
  32. ChefChiTown

    Everything's fine. I've just been doing my own thing for a while. You?

    Everything's fine. I've just been doing my own thing for a while. You?
  33. ChefChiTown

    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    It's hard to keep your cool if one of your friends just got hit by a car and you are the one who is responsible for arresting him. I don't care if you're a police officer who is trained for that sort of thing or not; emotions are going to get the best of you in that situation. That's exactly...
  34. ChefChiTown

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Did anybody see that the Nuggets released a statement, which was supposedly made by Vince McMahon, in which Vinny Mac praised the Nuggets owner? But, Vince McMahon said it was all bullshit and that he never said anything close to that? I can't wait to see what he REALLY says. HE HE HE!!!
  35. ChefChiTown

    Great self image we're teaching ****!

    Is that a topless MAN or a topless WOMAN in the background? :dunno:
  36. ChefChiTown

    Awesome goodbye letter!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow...I don't care if that's real or not, but it's the best thing I've read in a while.
  37. ChefChiTown

    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    My thoughts: The guy they beat HIT A POLICE OFFICER WITH HIS CAR WHEN HE TRIED TO RUN HIM OVER AND **** HIM. To expect that the police officers that were chasing him were going to go easy on him is just completely unrealistic. It was all in the heat of the moment and adrenaline-driven. I'm...
  38. ChefChiTown

    *** fled with *** after court orders him to get chemo

    How sad is it that there are parents out there that put an out-dated religious tradition in front of the life of their *****? How sad is it that people actually believe that there are these magical, all-powerful and all-knowing gods that will save them from things like cancer? Medical doctors...
  39. ChefChiTown

    Las Vegas (Metro) Police Officer ****** while driving 109 MPH . . .

    What was the 911 emergency call for? Anybody know?
  40. ChefChiTown

    Shemales eating their own cum

    ...is weird. HAHAHAHAHA, I'm bored.
  41. ChefChiTown

    *** ***** ***, Gives Him CPR, ***** Him Again...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/nm.buried.boy/index.html I am truly at a loss for words.
  42. ChefChiTown

    *** fled with *** after court orders him to get chemo

    13 year olds are stupid and don't know anything about life. He might know that he has cancer, but that's it. He doesn't know the consequences of his actions by refusing medical treatment. He doesn't understand that his form of cancer can be treated (with good results too). He doesn't...
  43. ChefChiTown

    What Is Your General Opinion Of Police (*************** Officers) ??

    I think that no matter how good of a police officer you are and no matter how much good and safety you bring to your community, our society will always look at you as a being corrupt, racist, egotistical, power hungry asshole. Personally, I think that people are stupid for thinking that, but I...
  44. ChefChiTown

    *** fled with *** after court orders him to get chemo

    In this country (the United States), 13 year olds don't have the legal right or ability to give their consent to anything. So, unfortunately, this ***'s wish to refuse medical treatment means nothing. His parents are the only ones who can make that decision for him. Now, this is a situation...
  45. ChefChiTown

    Hand tossed pizza (?)

    Most of it is for show, but there IS a reason that people toss pizza dough. Tossing the pizza dough, as opposed to rolling it out, does two things that effect the dough itself... 1) It keeps a decent amount of air in the dough, which adds to the chewy center once the dough is cooked. When you...
  46. ChefChiTown

    Police Accused Of Using "Excessive Brutatlity" Against Teen (Video)...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/05/18/nr.teen.police.beating.tape.cnn This happened in Toledo, OH. Apparently, this teen was loitering somewhere when the police showed up to tell him to go away. Then, something happened (which isn't on the video) and the teen ended up in a chokehold...
  47. ChefChiTown

    I really should stop getting high.

    I would play with your breasts too.
  48. ChefChiTown

    Nutrisystem....blah....

    Well, a lot of people gain weight in the winter because they don't feel motivated to exercise. Plus, they usually eat nothing but cookies and fatty foods. Mmm, winteeeeer. flylicker
  49. ChefChiTown

    Nutrisystem....blah....

    My *** used to buy into all of that crap too. Every single diet is a waste of time and money. All people need to do is stop eating so many calories and exercise regularly. That's all I've been doing and I've lost around 20 lbs in the last 5 weeks. Don't eat so much + run for 10 minutes a day...
  50. ChefChiTown

    Forbidden crushes

    My former best friend. I say "former" because she no longer wants anything to do with me. So, that's nice, eh?
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