Search results

Re: Lesbians parents of 3 **** denied ****** admission rate at pool because they're n You can't really argue with what he says. He runs the place, so what he says goes.

Which is sad, because the main character is a complete moron and his best friend is a robot that bends things.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/06/uss_planet_express_ship_will_f.php Hopefully this happens soon. I've always been a fan of the show and I have no idea why it got canceled in the first place.

Well, with that mentality: Not everyone is gay either, so your opinion is irrelevant to straight people. Honestly, we could play this game all day. Kind of like how you want the world to take your thoughts, opinions and way of life to heart, but then turn around and completely dismiss...

My favorite kind of ice cream is the kind with little bits of **** in it.

That was me...dick. :(

This one time, while I was masturbating, I performed an emergency C-Section on a 19 year old Lithuanian girl who was pregnant with quadruplets. Was it messy? Yes. Was it horrific looking? Yes. Was it the best stroke session I've ever heard? YES. There is nothing sexier than looking inside...

We treat our ******** like angels, yet, we allow them to live like devils. It makes absolutely no sense to me. I'm not saying that we should be beating the **** out of our **** or allowing them to do whatever they want to with absolutely no thought of safety or precaution, but...FUCK!!! Why...

Once I saw the "How often do you clean your cock" thread, I knew it was only a matter of time before Tunsty created this poll. HA...I said poll.

With that mentality... Under American law, you don't have the right to get married, so it doesn't matter how you feel. You know, for someone that is asking for everybody to be completely open minded to your thoughts and ideas on what rights people should be given, you certainly are quick to...

...and then I top pizzas with it. That's how it should've ended. Mmm, dick pizza.

Oh yeah? I have the entire Sector 7 Slums tattooed on the tip of my penis. Beat that!!!

But wouldn't it still be hypocritical? You could say that about any two people who want to get married though. Gay, straight, bi-sexual, trans-sexual, *********, ******, ********, cousins, etc. If a man wants to marry his ******** and she wants to marry him, their potential marriage wouldn't...

So, if someone is against marriage between cousins, ******* and sons or fathers and *********, but feels as though they (as an individual) should be allowed to get married themselves, does that make them a hypocrite too? :dunno: I think you have to look at it this way... You have your beliefs...

Oooooh the irony...

There was a *** who played for North Ridgeville HS here in the Cleveland area while I was still in high school myself. He was scouted by a bunch of pro teams because he threw a 93MPH fastball. When my high school played his team, we beat the **** out of him. My high school team wasn't made up...

**** guts aren't a myth. When you ***** ****, the ******* slows your metabolism to the point that you can't really burn any calories, not even from the very ******* that you are ********. This, in turn, causes excess fat to eventually build up, mainly forming around your stomach.

He's using an aluminum bat when he's hitting these so-called 500 foot HRs. Not to mention, he's hitting batting practice pitches which are easy to hit HRs off of. Give any Major League player an aluminum bat and they would hit it much, much, much farther than 500 feet...trust me. There's a...

It's all mind over matter. Unfortunately, nobody here is going to be able to help you with that.

Most of the baseball prospects that are scouted/signed by Major League teams are anywhere between the ages of 14-16 years old. This *** isn't anything new.

Exactly... I hit over .400 in high school and could throw people out from my knees on a constant basis. You don't see me wearing a White Sox uniform though. Why? Because, it was high school. 99.99999999% of high school baseball players are complete garbage, so just because you can hit .500...

McDonald's uses 100% beef in their burgers. Now, there are A LOT of additives that are put into that beef, but it's still 100% none-the-less. Taco Bell...now that's another story.

Wait... We're supposed to clean it up? I usually just leave me where it lands. ****, if you put a black light in my bedroom, my carpet would probably look a map of the stars.

It's not her parents' fault that she got ***** and prostituted out, but it's most definitely their fault for allowing their 14 year old ******** to talk to such a man on the internet. It's also their fault for allowing them to meet (not that they gave their permission - I hope - but they didn't...

One of my friends had a breast reduction because she was having an extreme amount of back pain. I didn't mind though, because I actually don't like big breasts (more than a handful is too much, IMHO), but I totally understood why she did it. I'm in the process of losing weight, because I'm a...

I wonder if they did start putting ****** "lovers" on the sex offender list, if they would be ****** from living within 100 yards of dog parks, zoos or veteranarian clinics.

Yet, people have no problem with that same 13 year old girl being exposed to prepubescent sexuality on shows like Hannah Montana, blatant vulgarity from artists like Lil' Wayne and 50 Cent or even unmonitored access to internet chat rooms where she can be exposed to whatever the human mind can...

He should also be charged with being hilarious, because his stupidity is epic. Just plain epic.

That's exactly why 14 year olds shouldn't be using the internet.

Jokes, hmm? "Your honor, it's not my fault. I didn't want to have sex with my dog, but he just couldn't keep his PAWS OFF OF ME!" :rim shot: HAHAHAHAHA, the FURRIES?!?!?!

:GASP: You mean it? You really, really mean it?!?!?! :masturbates furiously at the thought of having his own FreeOnes ID:

Gra Hmwah Wah? Reh heh hoo? MER NEH NEEM E RAWR!!!

This comment proves that you know absolutely nothing about the harsh reality of **** statistics in the United States. You honestly think it's rare for a woman to be impregnated by a man who has ***** her? Look, if someone is sick enough, thoughtless enough, loveless enough and unsympathetic...

After signing into the forum, on the main forum page... http://board.freeones.com/ This is what shows up (for me)... It's on the "Notices" bar, directly below Profile, FAQ, Community, Calendar, etc.

I got a random number too. Suddenly, I don't feel so special anymore. I am no longer ChefChiTown...I am 93681. :(

That's very true. He's not some chiropractor that just felt like calling himself "Doctor So-And-So", putting a nice little "Dr" in front of his last name on his white lab coat; he's an actual doctor. Sure, his practice might be considered wrong by some, but he's still a trained medical doctor...

There is nothing more desirable then the warm, inviting anal cavity of a nice, young gent such as yourself.

Jeff Higgins

Jibby!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, awesome.

Is that girl in the bottom left corner throwing up, or am I just looking at this picture all wrong?

Oh my God... I WON!!!

Can...can I go first? I mean, I'll go like second or third if I have to, but I'd kinda like to be first.

WHAAAAAT?!?!?! That bitch. That ******...fucking...BITCH!!! But, a hot bitch though.

There was an episode of House that touched on this subject. They actually offered a pretty interesting explanation as to why certain ******* can "predict" when a person is going to die. I'm not going to tell you what it is though...you have to watch the episode.

Yeah, I guess I can see how looking at a dick would be different than looking at a dick...:dunno:

You're on a porn forum, so you obviously watch porn. Porn; which has plenty of cocks a-showin' all the time. So, you're bothered by cocks in peoples' avatars, but not cocks in the porn you watch? Yeah...that makes sense.

Am I the only one who laughed when the reporter said "How did that feel?", talking about the taser, only to hear the answer of... "Unreal. It's like an electric shock." Umm, it's not like an electric shock; it IS an electric shock. Also, this story is so vague and inconclusive at the moment...

Yes, C is for "cups". Also, you need that much water and ice to make a brine, even for at home use. If you cut back on the water, your brine would be salty as fuck and taste like...well...old semen. Plus, 16 cups of water isn't that much anyway. 16 cups is only 1 gallon, so just look at your...

AKA - Senob's high school girlfriend.