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  1. ChefChiTown

    Muslim student in Chicago lied about being beat by anti-islamic man

    Every single person, immigrant or not, has been a victim of discrimination at some point in their life. People use their race, religion, sex (etc) as an excuse when they don't get what they want and claim that they're being discriminated against just for their respectice race, religion, sex...
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    1st wife 2nd wife

    1) Your *** 2) Your ***
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    For the real hardcore watersport fans!!

    When do the "**** in (your) mouth" pictures come out?
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    Hand Job: Rules for women as stated by a man

    I think #17 should be "Please don't aim it 'up' towards the face. If you don't want it on your face, just imagine how we feel."
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    Muslim student in Chicago lied about being beat by anti-islamic man

    To be fair, men do that sort of thing too. But... A few years ago, while I was still in high school, this girl claimed that someone I knew had ***** her. I wasn't good friends with the guy, but I was close enough with him and his ****** that he was more than just an acquaintance to me...
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    Good Facts To Know

    Unless the bread is baked at the grocery store itself (in their bakery), there is a 0% chance that the bread you are buying is anywhere close to being fresh.
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    Hand Job: Rules for women as stated by a man

    Shouldn't Rule #1 be... "Don't waste your time giving me a handjob. Why do you think that doing something to me that I can do to myself is something I would actually look forward to? I mean, if I could suck my own dick, I probably wouldn't be too hyped if you...eh, yeeeeah, ok...I probably...
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    What's Your Guilty Pleasure Band or Music?

    Is there a limit to the number of "Wow, you really listen to that kind of bullshit" bands that I can list? Because, I have a lot of them... Kelly Clarkson Goo Goo Dolls Sugar Ray Mandy Moore...I repeat, Mandy Moore Richard Marx (HAHAHAHA) Bruce Hornsby Etc.
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    What sucks more?

    It depends on what kind of bullshit I'm getting fed. Lying about what time she'll be home? Eh, I don't care all that much. Lying about where she is? Me no likey. Lying about who she's with? Me no likey. But, no matter how bad it feels to get fed spoonfuls of heaping bullshit, it sucks even...
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    Do women really mature faster than males?

    Boys don't mature at all. Ever.
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    Is chiropractic worth it?

    Let's put it this way... Chiropractors fuck around with the alignment of your spine, aka - the center of your entire body. Chiropractors don't have to have medical degrees in order to have a practice. You do the math.
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    Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

    Try saying it to a woman next time. :rimshot:
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    Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

    On a related note, the obsession with naked men dates back to 1986, when Burt Reynolds was seen washing sand off of his penis on a beach in California.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Wait, WHAT? SIGH, you can't have the Hart Foundation without "you know who"...
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    Here's my take on it... There are things that look and seem 100% legit. There are things that look and seem 100% bullshit. Add those together and what do you get? ANSWER: :rubbel: It doesn't matter if we really landed on the moon or not because, as a world, we believe that we did, so...we...
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    Boxer dies after fight

    15 years isn't a long time for a sport to be around. When you compare it to other mainstream sports in this country (US), it's still a baby. MLB - estbalished 1876 (133 years) NHL - established 1917 (92 years) NFL - established 1920 (89 years) NBA - established 1946 (63 years) UFC -...
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    Here's what you do... The next pretty girl you see is going to get your rubbish in a hubbity...

    Here's what you do... The next pretty girl you see is going to get your rubbish in a hubbity. To tame yourself, you need to teach yourself how to handle the urge. So, the next time a pretty girl walks by, find the nearest hairbrush. Take that hairbrush, bristle side down, and rub the fuck...
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    Pentagon To Release Photos Of Alleged Prisoner ***** By US Soldiers...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/12/prisoner.photos/index.html These photographs are going to do no good, but, in my opinion, I think it's a short step in the right direction of admitting to and taking responsibility for our soliders' actions overseas.
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    Boxer dies after fight

    MMA hasn't been in the mainstream for a long enough period of time to truly determine how dangerous it really is. Most serious sports injuries occur after the athlete has stopped playing or participating in their respective sport, years after their retirement. In football, offensive lineman...
  20. ChefChiTown

    Looky Here...

    Just go ahead and CLICK HERE. Come on, you know you want to. Did you click on it yet? Yeah? You did? See? Didn't I tell you that you wanted to? You...are...WELCOME!!!
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    DEADLOCK! U Will All ORGASM Just By Seeing These 2 Gals! I can't choose! HELP ME PICK

    Re: DEADLOCK! U Will All ORGASM Just By Seeing These 2 Gals! I can't choose! HELP ME Did anyone else notice the blonde dude that just so happened to be shown at both of those times?
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    The impact of HIV/aids virus

    South Park had an episode that was obviously a comedy, but it struck a really good point... Nobody fucking cares about AIDS anymore. It's all about cancer now. You hardly hear about AIDS anymore and people have jumped off of the bandwagon because the focus is cancer, cancer, cancer. In...
  23. ChefChiTown

    Is your girl from a different country than you?

    Huh? What? Who the...what-a-ma-jug-a-rug?
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    Is your girl from a different country than you?

    A lot of people here in the United States who claim they are from another country were born here in the US, so it's hard to tell if someone is REALLY from another country or just has a background or ****** history with that heritage. I worked with a guy named Nate Melendez once who said he was...
  25. ChefChiTown

    Clever Anti-War Posters

    The best is the "debate" that's going on in all of the comments below the posters.
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    Annoyances

    The smell of BlueBalls' pubic hair.
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    For those who ***** to excess.....

    I agree with the peer pressure. I'm willing to bet that 99.9999999% of people take their first ***** for no other reason than peer pressure. That's the only reason I drank my first ****. Without seeing everybody else do it and hearing things like, "Oh, come on, just give it a try", I probably...
  28. ChefChiTown

    How many Girls you can see here?

    Seven. Is it seven? It's seven, isn't it? Yeeeeah, it's seven. I WIN!!!
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    For those who ***** to excess.....

    Why do I *****, you ask? To forget. To forget about the pain. To forget about the work. To forget about the disappointment. To forget about the scars. To forget about broken dreams. to forget about failure. To forget about memories. To forget about remembering. To forget about...
  30. ChefChiTown

    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    Do you know what the seperation between church and state means? It means that government institutions are to be kept seperate from religious institutions in the sense of seperating the religious views from the legal views when deciding how our society should work (the rights that are given and...
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    Because law and religion are two seperate things, hence the seperation of church and state. Just because a religion does or doesn't condone some aspect of life, it doesn't mean that everybody should be able to do it. There are religions that condone polygamy, so should we be able to marry as...
  32. ChefChiTown

    **** Crimes

    I hope you were kidding with that statement. How is it usually racism when a white guy attacks a black guy, but not the other way around? I know just as many racist black people as I do racist white people. Move to Cleveland and then tell me that black on white crimes are pretty rare...
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    Because people are too ignorant to be able to ignore labels. That's all most people want from this...the label of "MARRIED". You could give homosexuals the same exact benefits, both financial and legal, by adjusting the current terms of a civil union, but they wouldn't be happy with that...
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    I don't think that you can tell people to leave religion out of their system of beliefs and expect some sort of honest answer. Like it or not, a lot of people get their morals from the religion that they practice. Also, you can't ask people to leave out tradition either, because our lives are...
  35. ChefChiTown

    **** Crimes

    Then explain to me why I hear it all the time on the news. When a white guy commits a crime against a black guy, it's usually noted as being a "**** crime". When a black guy commits a crime against a white guy, it's usually NOT noted as being a "**** crime".
  36. ChefChiTown

    Favorite Book(s) / Reccomendations...

    I know we have the "What Are You Reading" thread, but I was interested in seeing what everybody's favorite book(s) is. (I already did a search and didn't find anything) Personally, I'm a huge fan of the following... - To **** A Mockingbird, Harper Lee - A Case Of Need, Michael Crichton -...
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    **** Crimes

    **** crimes do exist, and it's ignorant for anyone to try and claim otherwise, but I think that the label of "**** crime" is put upon criminal acts on far too many occasions that don't deserve it. If a heterosexual guy kicks the **** out of a homosexual guy for calling his girlfriend a bitch...
  38. ChefChiTown

    20 Highest Paying Jobs In The US...

    No, they're waitresses; waitresses who are trying to become actresses. I'm trying to get a band together, but that doesn't make me a musician at the moment. I'm still a chef. That is, until I make my music my career and start earning money from it. But, until that happens...I'm still a chef...
  39. ChefChiTown

    20 Highest Paying Jobs In The US...

    I'm willing to bet that there are more famous and financially successful rock stars, actors, actresses and athletes than brain surgeons, anesthesiologists or petroleum engineers, so how is it realistic to become a brain surgeon, but not an actor (for example)? But those people aren't...
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    20 Highest Paying Jobs In The US...

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/30644766 What do you think? Do you think this is accurate? Because, I don't. First of all, it's taking the average salaries of a position, which can be very misleading. For example, it says that the average lawyer makes over $100,000 (which is true), but more lawyers...
  41. ChefChiTown

    Guilty until proven innocent.

    I don't see what's so wrong with this story. They had a report that the *** called in a bomb threat and they acted as if it was a serious manner, like they are supposed to do. Would you rather have *************** sit back and wait for something bad to happen before they act or would you...
  42. ChefChiTown

    The right to go topless

    The reason we live the way we live is because of how our society works. Society has changed many, many, many times over the years (in every culture, in every part of the world) and the way we live our lives is based on the societal changes that occur. Why were we made to believe that these...
  43. ChefChiTown

    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    A few years ago, one of my friends stopped by and we were standing in my front yard for a bit, just talking. I was ******** a **** at the time, so I had it in my hand the whole time we were talking. About 20 minutes went by and a police officer pulled up in front of my house. He got out of...
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    The right to go topless

    You could say the same thing about a penis and a vagina. Both of those are made for creating babies, but they are both most definitely obscene. To answer that question though, it's society. Our society in the US has taught us and raised us in a certain way. Part of that way includes the...
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    Warning: Dont give your **** testosterone!

    HAHAHAHA, I remember that episode. They thought the *** was tagging his ****, but he was just lubing up their skin with WEINER CREAM.
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    The right to go topless

    It would take hundreds and hundreds of years for our society here in the US to adapt to public nudity and to truly come to accept public nudity as being completely natural and part of our lives. We can't even come to terms with the color of someone's skin, so just imagine how long it would take...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Manny Ramirez tests positive

    Yeah, I think that Alex Rodriguez is going unpunished because he admitted to using steroids in the past. According to the rules, I don't think that players can be punished now for things they did years ago.
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    Manny Ramirez tests positive

    At least Manny owned up to everything and is taking all of the blame and responsibility for his actions. If he would've started denying everything right away, I would've thought he purposely took PEDs, but, since he immediately took responsibility for his miscue, I (at the moment) believe that...
  49. ChefChiTown

    why do guys like to cum on a girl's face?

    Guys like cumming on a girl's face because they think that everybody else does it, so they think that it's what they are supposed to do, or else their sex was pointless. :2 cents:
  50. ChefChiTown

    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    If you add up the number of homosexuals and bi-sexuals in the United States, can you really say that you're in the minority anymore? Maybe I say this because I grew up in a suburb that has the 2nd highest amount of gay people per capita in the US and then lived in Chicago for a while, but it's...
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