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Umm...you looked too. HAHAHAHA...aaaaawwwww, but so did I. :(

Yes, but a tape with no audio doesn't really offer any evidence to prove that the officer wasn't provoked. Special needs or not, the *** is a 15 year old high schooler...it's kiiiiind of hard to find a 15 year old high schooler that isn't a smart ass, especially towards police officers. With...

Tony Kornheiser is one of those dudes that I can't help but laugh at - in a good way. PTI is one of my favorite shows, just because he's not your typical sports analyst. Both him and Michael Wilbon have a greeeeeat sense of humor to go along with their very well informed sports knowledge. Big...

Even though she didn't have a typical vampirish look to her, Sophia Myles from Underworld was absolutely gorgeous. http://i36.tinypic.com/117zeog.jpg

You know, I used to think that the old McChickens were amazing, BUT... ...the newer, dollar menu McChicken (even though it's obviously cheap and crappy) is fucking delicious. There's just something about cheap sandwiches, ********* in warm mayo that turns me on.

The word "****" gets me almost everytime. Is that sad? I mean, I'm going to be 28 years old in a few weeks and I still laugh like a fucking ***** everytime someone says "****". Ha...ha ha...HA HA HA...HA...ha... ... ... ... HA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! POOOOOP!!! :1orglaugh

I didn't go back to an ex for sex, but I've HAD sex with an ex. Was that a Dr. Seuss rhyme? Meh... Anyway, don't do it. She's an "ex" for a reason. No matter how good the sex was, it's not worth it. I just hooked up (well, ALMOST hooked up) with my stupid lesbian ex a few weekends ago and...

I was born in Patuxent River, Maryland, AKA - a small, SMALL Navy base. It's claim to fame? ..it was featured in Hunt For Red October for like 20 seconds. HAHAHAHA...sad.

If guns get outlawed, I'll have to start wearing long-sleeve shirts.

Best part... "Your" is spelled wrong, HAHAHAHAHA..

Is the grandson going to suck at making music and be extremely over-rated too?

How big are my balls? Go to the hospital. Find the maternity ward. Approach the nearest newborn baby boy. Look at it's testicles. ...there's your answer.

Friend or not, anyone who defends a ****** (especially a ***** ******) is a piece of ****. I've lost a lot of respect for some of the people who have defended Polanski and his obviously horrid actions.

(Insert Beavis-and-Butthead-style laughing here)

Nah, I'm not big enough to pull a stunt like that. ****, my penis is so small that it doesn't even hang over my balls...it just kind of lays on top of them, all small and weird looking, like a dead baby mouse.

Step 1: Give yourself a thumbs up Step 2: Set your hand on the couch Step 3: Sit on it Step 4: HAHAHAHA, wwwwwhat? Is this fucking serious?

I would be like, "Hey...what the fuck are you doing in my house?"

Well, if you're going to improve your hitting skills, who better than Ted Williams to hit up for some pointers? God, that was in awful taste, wasn't it? No, but seriously...that's pretty fucking disturbing. I don't know what kind of laws were being broken there, but I hope punishments are...

YEEEEEAH, you're back!!! And, yes...the offer is ALWAYS on the table. Especially the handjob offer.

First of all, in response to 1)... The only answers to that question are "yes" and "no". So, how can we answer that question as best as we know how? It's a "yes" or "no" question, which limits our answers. Sure, we could elaborate on our answers and explain "why" we answered the way we did...

Yes... ...yes... ...aaaaand yes. :thumbsup:

I'm not trying to single you out, but you said something that caught my eye and it made me want to say something, which is to be directed at all of the people who are "believers". The thing you said was... I hear a lot of religious people talk about faith and their choice to believe in God...

The difference is that the Devil can admit that he's an asshole; God cannot.

I'm sorry, but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you can't be serious. I think you need to stop pointing fingers and take a look at yourself for once. Don't know what I mean? Here, let me show you: You say this... ...RIGHT AFTER you said this... So, saying that black people's skin is "jet black like a...

Well, of course we have to deal with the society in which we live in. We, as individuals, can't change a society or how it works. So, in that sense, you are correct. I'll never argue the fact that racism still exists, because it's obvious that it does. But, our lineage means absolutely...

I'm quite convinced that you're dead, so I honestly believe that this message is worthless. But, just in case, I just wanted to put something here, that way it would add ooooone more notification to your in-box if you ever decide to come back.

Senob44 - HUUUUUGE fan of getting pictures.

http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/29/controversial-image-of-brooke-shields-then-10-displayed-in-lon/ First of all...what? Second of all...WHAT?!?!?!

Why isn't my pick up there? SIGH, did I not PM it? *** OF A...

College is the worst place to look for diversity. ****, I know it's a blanket statement, but pretty much every college student I've ever known has been nothing more than a slight variation of the same exact person. Sure, there are obviously college students who are true and unique individuals...

This is exactly why **** in this society shouldn't be trusted with anything. They value some made-up, worthless, superficial and meaningless sense of "honor" over a person's life? How fucked up is that? When I was in high school, we had our gangs (er, "gangs: - they were more like small...

Ok, a few things... 1) Traumatic? Shut the fuck up and get over it. 2) Personally, I think it's a stupid law, but it's still a law none-the-less. Ignorance isn't an excuse and doesn't free anybody from following the law. Unfortunately, she broke the law (even though she didn't know it)...

...you HAVE a porn career?

It's prooooobably gonna snow. And, I'm probably going to masturbate to the most current ********* nipple slip pictures on the internet.

Exactly!!! How many Americans can actually say that they truly enjoy their work? Especially enough to work at their job for FIFTY years!!!

Only 11?

Re: Compliment thread Way to remember old threads BlueBalls...GOOD FOR YOU!!!

My bowels started to hurt when I read that he was going to miss the WHOLE SEASON. They haven't stopped hurting yet.

White people are the only reason he's famous. It's stupid white people that buy all of his records, so he should LOOOOOVE us crackers. Not me though, because I never have and never will buy one of his albums. He's a musical joke and a failure at life.

Wow, I just saw this on the news. I know that he was sick, but I thought he was getting better; much better. I guess that's what makes this such a surprise.

"A lot" isn't a number, therefore, there is no answer for your question. Do you live in the United States? Because, if you do, then all you have to do is open your eyes and ears and you will see how unpatriotic a lot of these so-called "patriots" really are in this country. I know a lot of...

Yes, I would. People who claim that sex is a need are completely wrong. You don't need to have sex...you want to have sex. There's a big difference. If sex was truly a need, then I would've died a long, looooong time ago, because I haven't had sex in like 8 years. Also, sex isn't natural...

I think people need to remember that 2 of the 3 starting linebackers for the Bears didn't play in the 2nd half. Urlacher only played for a few plays and Tinoisamoa was out for 99% of the game. But, I just think that the pressure of impressing the Chicago fans got to Cutler tonight. Give him...

Umm...worst play ever. Seriously...EVER.

They still show the VMAs? Wow...it's like high school all over again.

Is there still a Thread Of The Week? If so...game over.

First of all, I find it hilarious that my comment inspired an entirely seperate thread. Secondly, I already made my point in the other thread. But, I'll just go ahead and quote myself again, because we apparently need TWO threads for this... And... FYI - I am an American. I was born and...

How am I insulting anybody? Just because I didn't lie and pretend that everybody who claims to be respecting 9/11 victims by waving a flag or saying "God bless America" is sincere in their heart? You can't honestly say that you think every person in America truly gives a **** about the 9/11...

No, I'm not saying that you wouldn't feel bad for somebody who died just because you didn't know them. I'm just saying that it's hard to HONOR them; not impossible, but hard. See the example of my funeral for my explanation, but, just to add to it... Are we really honoring anybody by taking...

Also... It's hard to truly honor somebody that you didn't personally know. Why? Because, you wouldn't really know HOW to honor them. For instance... I don't want a funeral. I think the idea of having a funeral for someone is completely worthless and is definitely not done to "pay respect"...