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Porn shop hopping. :nanner:

Geez...she's doing you a favor and sucking you off. LOVE her for it. Damn. OK, OK, I admit that I'm not always fond of kissing my fiance after he goes down on me, but I do it. Yeah...Uh...go back to LL's post. Her's is better.

Well, to be fair... Having it this way means that someone can't come in and say, "Hey, you carded me, but how come you didn't card HIM/HER :righteous indignation:?!?!?!?!?!?"

Awwwwww, may I answer all three? Good. 1. Anticipation and use of imagination. 2. Because virgins kinda aren't always the best lays. 3. Bacon and pork chops.

Just a friendly reminder that there ARE ladies on this site, so one option in particular is exclusive--"Because I don't want to hurt her." Anyhoo, I won't dump my man because I love him. Plus, I'm getting on in years (28) and losing whatever looks I had. :tongue:

Well, considering that I've lent money to people to buy cars, making me co-owner until I was paid back... Anyhoo, having finally gotten my license in the past year (lazy me), I occasionally get to use an early 90s Ford Taurus. Haven't wrecked it yet!!!!!!! :glugglug:

Is snazzy. :nanner:

OK. That's just disturbing. I need brain bleach™®©.

Fair enough. :thinking: :coming up with an idea: I know!! We can team up and use our powers for evil instead of good!!!!!! :D

Where do I sign up for a lifetime supply???

I'd **** to have to be the one to teabag him. :eek:

Little Women--Louisa May Alcott

Baseball. Favorite footwear?

A wing...of goat meat? Is that rather like buffalo wings are chicken? What would THAT be called? Kathmandu wings? :dunno:

You never told me about THAT. Sicko. Ugh. You're weird.

I'll try to schedule my bad days on different days from yours. :)

Knows about cops and porn collections.

Can't say that I have. McDonalds or Burger King?

Heh. Take that back. I know of many ways to make your life miserable, sir. :D

Too bad the asshat didn't **** himself BEFORE making those vids/taking those pics.

The word "walkoff". It pisses me off to no end. :mad::mad:

The man of the household also has a deep fear of any lose hairs of mine. :helpme: <-----------that's him

My ****** eats weird things, too. And I think that, even if I am a "selective" eater. Can't say that any of them eat "fowl bottom", though. ...That I know of, anyway.

Is smart. :D

Yes. I've seen a lot, and 99% of them were nice...or at least not evil. Preferred hair color?

You're right. I should've said "female" and possibly "in my opinion not good looking". There are times when I'm not a nice person.

Clerks That is all for this installment.

Re: Teens Who See More Smoking In Movies May Have Increased Risk Of Becoming Establis I can't speak for all smokers, but... Oral fixation. I know what you're thinking, perverts. :tongue:

My fiance isn't a hand holder. My girl friends are.

Wow. Uh. Ugh. Anomaly--:comforting pats: there, there™®

At least there's no excuse about not having any. Unless one or the other is allergic to latex.

Will hopefully be reassured because my answer is yes.

In a way, but it's cool--I'm a girl. :D Favorite pizza toppings?

You took the words out of my mouth. Fingers? :thinking on this one:

Thrown out garbage or "I would NEVER eat that" garbage?

To each his or her own.

It doesn't seem so strange to me, either, no matter who or what I pray to.

Re: Teens Who See More Smoking In Movies May Have Increased Risk Of Becoming Establis Good points. However, who knows--completely? I smoke, but my twin ****** does not. Why? Because that's the way we are. :dunno:

Yep. The cops who moonlight as security types at work tell me stuff. Of course, most of that stuff is perverted, but sometimes I get useful info, such as I posted earlier.

Wow. I almost feel...rejected. :ban: OK, back to the man I live with.

No pictures? :( :lame:

Works for me. :D

:1orglaugh You deserve rep for that. And btw, you beat me to it.

Clothes and such...if you can use it yourself, more power to you. Taking food out of the garbage, however, is something else entirely.

Now, that's just excessive. I'm slightly reassured, though. I have microwave popcorn for breakfast. Why, you ask? Cereal and milk don't last long in my house, but no one else touches the popcorn!!!!! Although I am VERY overdue in making it on the stove.

Same for me. Other phobias... Heights (but I'm OK in enclosed spaces like planes), bugs, spiders, basements and attics.

****** Mary--Carolly Erickson

Reminds me of someone I know. :)

Sometimes. What's your favorite band?

Don't worry. He'll get most of it back, but some of the better parts of the collection will be missing.