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Gotta give them points for trying.

Nowadays, so many parents have their ******** signed up for so many extracurricular activities...what's the point? My mommy taught me how to cook, and I'm damn good at it. I just **** cooking in the summer. I really do. Hah. I NEVER eat my food in expected order. I gotta go to her restaurant.

Money. I'm not that into porn, but money can get me a lot.

I don't understand why you have to post about different aspects of porn that you don't like. DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!!!

The song ROCKS!!!!!! You know, I was in my late teens before I learned that Geddy Lee from Rush was a guy. :dunno:

You have something against one of the characters in "The Outsiders"? I think if a name is too unusual, it's not good. If a name is too usual, it's not good either. Oddly enough, my name is a perennial favorite for girls, and I'm the only one at work with the name. (But I went to school with...

Heh. You know, I got his autograph all the time when he was on the Brewers. Ah, the good ol' days...

Scrambled. Pepsi or ****?

How'd you guess? I stutter a bit when trying, though. :helpme: Anyhoo... The member above me has an avatar that makes me wish my breasts were that perky. :D

The Elven Bride aka Elf no waka okusama Heh.

Irony. :shaking head:

Oh, I HAVE to find a copy of that song again. I've missed it. BTW, is it a GUY singing??? Thank you, Oh Master, for imparting your wisdom on your humble subject.

A bit late, but... Just because I LOOKED (WEEKS ago), doesn't mean I can remember them all. I'm still surprised at some of them. :D

Jack. Underwear or commando?

Neither. Read the paper or watch the news?

has an avatar that makes me smile. :D

I'm interesting in knowing. Please do impart your wisdom with me.

You're right. :D I'm getting old. I forget things. Of course, as a Brewers fan, the Cubs aren't high on my list of "remember their roster" and suchlike.

Not yet. I have two in mind, though. One would be set up like a pirate flag, but it would have a gargoyle and crossed gray roses. The other one would be a Celtic cross. :D

rehab

For what it's worth, some of the "oldest people" don't have their ages verified by any official documents. That's why one media outlet says this one is, etc.

How do I find my porn? It's usually on (in?) the computer when I **** up...or come home from work. It's either porn fairies, or the man of the household.

listens to country music, if I remember correctly

cartoon

Because since I finally got over my drooling problem, spittle does NOTHING for me. Hard, medium or soft toothbrush?

Funny. :1orglaugh I think I know a few guys who might try that.

I wonder if I could enter. My cute little (five inch) one has 10 speeds.

Where's ChristmasApe for this?

That's about right. :D Ah, men and size issues. :tongue:

WHY do the oldest people in the world ALWAYS die?!?!?

Metal/rock, mostly. Some oldies. Other stuff, too.

Maybe some person with bodily...issues...tried on the shoes prior to the purchase? If so (which is possible, but not necessarily probable), yet another reason to wash things before you wear.

I work second shift 95% of the time. Do I even HAVE a day job? Anyhoo, I'm a (salad) bar tender. Heh. Bartender. I'm so :lame:

It's not the length. :tongue: It's how interesting it seems to me at the time.

Journalism. Sports and/or photo. Any pets?

RAW (silly me and my WWE references :()

I admit, I voted for him. ...In 2000. In 2004, I didn't vote at all. I hadn't registered to vote in NJ.

Same here. I envy people who can access the internet at work. Lucky bastards. :(

I hear ya. Prior and Wood are on the list, too, right?

Only on Sundays. I work every weekend, but on Sundays it's time and a half. :nanner: Do you have an oral fixation?

Prefers being a "board whore" as opposed to a "man whore". :D

Pepe Le Pew

I used to have something like that.

Since it's been a while since I saw stories on the news about **** houses keeping lions in the basement, I wonder if this will be the next big thing.

Ha. I'd do that. :D We have our moments. :1orglaugh Thanks for the compliment. I try to be nice. Well, not try, but you know what I mean. :tongue:

But that would make sense. Therefore, it is not allowed.

Has more posts on here than I can ever ***** of having.

Who's idea of the "right reason"? Sure. Will you pay for the tattoo I want?

We need Amish porn!!!!!!!! ...But not like that silly video. :lame:

I don't know if I like it... I'm too busy laughing at the bad acting and hellaciously horrendous fake orgasms. :1orglaugh