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I did. Post #10, as a matter of fact. I feel invisible.

Re: What you watching right now! Kitchen Nightmares

I'm sorry, but I have to interrupt. What's going on here? :helpme:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what if she didn't wipe herself completely clean?!?!? :throwup:

I thought I had that collector's set.

I'd probably end up depressed about what number I'd fit in. :eek: (Says the girl with the 38DDs.)

Yeah, but I wish you cover up a bit when we're going grocery shopping. A sarong, or something, please?

She needs one hell of a reality check, I tell ya that much. If she's so spectacularily beautiful, why is she having so much trouble landing the man of her dreams?

You're a brat. This is how you treat me when I offer to get the ladies on this board to make a road trip to take care of you?? :sob: I need to be held.:helpme:

If one of the demographics is median income, then I don't have a clue. :dunno: It seems that in poorer places, STDs are more prevalent--for various reasons.

That reminds me of a story. I think we were going to some county fair. Off in the distance were birds of some sort...just circling. I laughed at the future FIL and told him it was vultures waiting for him. What do you know? I was telling the truth. :1orglaugh

The only time I get bottled water for myself is when I'm lucky enough to find the caffeinated kind.

...has a permanently horny French skunk as his avatar. :D I'm a much better cook than him!! I practically grew up reading The Onion!!!

Tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. :D What size shoe do you wear?

I'm unwell.

Baseball, no doubt about it. What position would I play? :pondering: I've always had a thing for baseball players. Rowr.

Did you ever think for even a moment that maybe, just maybe, the woman left him? Biscuit. My mommy left my ****** because he was an asshat, amongst other reasons.

I don't get head, but I got the joke. :1orglaugh

I am. If I were going to lie, I'd choose somewhere between the ages of 19 and 25. I don't want to be 28! :sob:

Very odd. Suspicious and all that.

:wtf: is wrong with **** nowadays, damn it?!?!?!? I'm sure everyone thinks that, sadly enough. I know this will be seen as very pessimistic, but... Expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.

And I haven't even won that. :( Once, a long time ago, I did win at bingo, though. I bought myself a baby iguana. I named him Tail-Whippin' Ike. He died. :******:

People who literally make me sick. I have a cold, damn it, and I'm cranky. Let us girls take it upon ourselves to help the poor man out!!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay Christmas_Ape *and* Pitino!!

If you're going to laugh at me, it's damn well gonna be because I said something funny!

Oh, I'm lucky enough to have a man that prefers giving oral...Yaaaaaaaay him and me. Before him, I'd tried it once with a guy who only did it with me the once...because he was under the influence. THAT wasn't the best experience. Other than these two, I'd never gotten oral. Oh, sure, I...

Well, we should make sure the man of the household is OK with it first. On that note, I have a t-shirt that was made for me that says: "The following people want my ass:" and a remarkable amount of people signed it. :1orglaugh

I am not a big fan of organized religion. I think that they're pretty much allowable cults. That's not to say that I don't believe in God, gods, goddesses and whatnot.

Is it wrong to laugh upon finding out "Jessi's" real identity?

Interesting read. Thanks for sharing!!

Truly interesting. Thanks for sharing!! Ahhhhhhhhh, The Onion. My favorite source of news.

Is there a reason they haven't tried to lure him back with roadkill?

Very sad. :(

Massive miscommunication and other such issues. I hope no one paid anything to attend or fly.

Stop global warming!! Give the young walruses a chance to be crushed by their parents when they stampede!!! I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.:******:

Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

Damn men who want their girls to suck their dicks, but won't go down on them. Greedy bastards.

As best as I remember from my days living in a small WI town, it's basically an excuse to hang out with friends...in a place where the malls and other teenage-appropriate hangouts are at least 15 miles away. :tongue: Cow tipping is fun for only so long, ya know?

Mine wasn't mentioned, either. Maybe my fiance will do so... I guess not. You know, gentlemen, I don't mind you feel the need to cheat on me--with each other--but please at least let me know so I don't stumble upon it on the boards.

Yep, and it pleases some of my great aunts (they're nuns, btw) to no end. :rolleyes: And I get dragged along, too. Although I was impressed to know that I still remember all the words to the Our ****** and can fake my way through the Hail Mary--thanks to my half-*******'s funeral.

Give me my boy shorts, my bikinis and my thongs. I'm staying faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from that.

Works for me. I don't think I could stand to go to Boston. I'd have to kick people in the naughty bits because of their accent. But then, I'd miss out on some Irish pubs. Joke away. I'm unwell today and need a diversion.

Oh, that's vile. Want me to kick some ass?

You're cranky. Shoo.

I ***** tap water. 28 years and it hasn't ****** me yet!! :D

Uh...road trip? :1orglaugh

I found it amusing, for what it's worth. :trying to think of something clever...and failing:

Who hasn't stalked Manny Ramirez?

jock

I have two piercings in each ear, and want more.