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Nope. People will always need groceries. :D

To get married before I'm 30. Hell, I'm 28 and have been engaged for...let me think...Holy biscuit...almost 5 years now. :eek:

Wow...ice cream hurts when it escapes through the nasal passages.

I would like to see a guy trying that with me.

Isabella of Castile: The First Renaissance Queen--Nancy Rubin Stuart

Depends, but usually 2:23 pm Eastern time. What time do you go to bed?

Apparently got confoozed. :rolleyes:

Uh...because I'm a thread killer? :dunno:

Ha ha. Behave yourself, though. In just over 12 hours, I'll be near you. Not too near, though. Just closer than I am now. :tongue:

Some people have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. They should come here instead. :lame: <-------me

Stouffer's deluxe French bread pizza.

It's not just you. Do you watch Seinfeld reruns?

Maybe Officer Asshat took the whole "Tritter" arc from House to heart.

*feeling reassured*

What's been invented in the past 28 years that hasn't been mentioned yet?

As many as you can handle. Pennies--like 'em or **** 'em?

Re: Bills' Everett likely to be ********* after 'catastrophic' neck injury Jagger said it better than I can.

Both, especially when I'm PMSing. Do you pay attention to commercials?

Posted something that I initially read wrong. I like the gutter. :D

Why do you pray that she's not alive?

Perhaps he's trying to up his post count. :dunno:

:snicker: Good quoting of the lyrics!!! :hatsoff: Hmmmmm...don't think I answered the original question, though.

I consider myself "worldly".

It would be more believable if she didn't run to get a *****. Stupid stupid stupid. And I thought I was violent.

Quite frankly, I'm not surprised. Wait a sec... Nope, I'm not.

No such thing as a stupid question. However... :sigh: Do you know how it feels to have braincells die??

:dunno: Not only do I have eclectic tastes in movies, it expands into music as well. And stay away from my books. :rolleyes:

It's like I suspected. You never believe the truth I tell you until you hear about it from someone else. :tongue:

I can see myself in 40 years with a shirt like that. :1orglaugh

He rocked in House of Pain and SUCKED when he went solo.

I wouldn't.

Knows that I signed up around the anniversary of my birth. :D

Woo hoo!! Now, are they REAL keychains, or imaginary ones?

What? You can't respect her "hang up"? I have plenty of hang ups that my man tolerates. Personally, I think that totally bald is too pornish...but I've gone bald for my fiance.

The First Four Years--Laura Ingalls Wilder

Not necessarily. :tongue: MAD TV or SNL?

is a nice person and very friendly. :D

What's wrong with you is no little thing.

He looks better as a girl than he ever will as a guy.

It IS...I gather up a few of the girlie coworkers and we take off. The guys never want to go, though. Wusses.

And I'm back, to no good purpose. Just checking to see how the thread's going. :)

It's all good. It's my bratty time. I guess it's time for bed. Have a good night, everyone!!! :wave2:

No, I don't think I would. Porn guys might be too used to aspects that I don't care for...anal, deepthroating, fucking my mouth and suchlike. You know my stipulation.

I like to joke. I feel that way sometimes, because a lot of my friends and coworkers are younger than me (when did that happen??). My mommy says, though, that I finally look like I'm 19 or so, and not like "jail bait". I love my mommy.

I get one of the local papers delivered to my house. At work, I check out the NY Daily News and the NY Post (the Post sucks, btw). I also read other stories online. Some stories have slightly different elements in each paper/online story. :dunno: My brain went to *****. Sorry.

I get carded, and I'm 28...although I wasn't carded at work when buying smokey treats until just a couple of months ago. As I've told a few people...My ****** and I both worked at the same gas station. We'd stop in on each other's shifts. SHE WOULD CARD ME. ON PURPOSE. Yeah, we're twins...

I lost track of my local dealer. I need a new one. :tongue:

It's really too bad it's ******* to desecrate graves. The jail time would be worth it, though. I **** sick fucks like that.

I have to be in the mood for it. Should I post here when I'm on vacation in six days?

I knew there was a reason I signed up for this site.