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If I don't have to work, I'll dress up in my poodle skirt. (I actually wanted baseballs, but I got outranked by my grandmother, who made it for me.) If I have to work, I'm gonna get a pimp hat and a cane.

True, but enough of them do stupid things quite often.

:doing her best Nelson Muntz impression: Ha, ha!

I used to listen to Art Bell. That was a great show. She might've. I was busy thinking how awkward it all was. I don't remember, but it wouldn't surprise me. :1orglaugh He hated women, he was an alcoholic (and a MEAN one), one of my earliest memories of him was of him throwing a steak...

Hey, I maintain that "Achy Breaky Heart" is one of the funniest songs NOT sung by Weird Al.

I don't tease about flashing. I just do it. :angels:

I'm not sure if I made this clear enough--of my seven older ********, 6 of them are half-********. The seventh is my twin ******. We never were close with Chuck's ******** from his first marriage. We certainly lost touch with them after his funeral...but we'd tried for a few years afterwards...

Maybe because a night game that starts at 7 pm PT means it's 10 pm in the East?

Rock on for us. :D Can I borrow it when you're done? I'll have in sent back to you a few days later. Oh, yeah...new book: Royal Road to Fotheringay.

Biscuit...when I discover the extent of the man's porn collection, I just cry. Of course, I don't have access to a ***...

So...uh...yeah. Go 28 year olds!! :rah:

Men. For some reason, this brings to mind the classic Simpsons quote--as said by Dolph and Jimbo:

Song Within. It's a historical romance. Damn, I'm such a girl sometimes.

Rebecca--Daphne Du Maurier

I accidentally crashed my *******'s funeral. :eek:

I also **** the games played out West. :muttering angrily:

...A ****** funeral broke out. My twin ****** and I decided to pay a visit (NOT our respects) to our ******'s grave, since I haven't been since his funeral in 1995 and my ****** hasn't been there in two or so years. We got there, and were wandering around a bit, since she couldn't remember...

Damn feminists. Ruin things for us ladies who like being treated...well, like ladies. Blah. Hey, look!! Prison Break is on. :wave2:

Bless their hearts. Now my pants will be *****-free. :D

Oh, yeah...in case anyone cares about why my Brewers lost... It's because I pledged (along with many thousands of others) to *** my pants if they made the playoffs.

Oh, I forgot to mention why I'm here on this wonderful site. The man of the household became a member, looked around a bit, and then recommended it to me. I signed up, honestly not expecting to post as much as I have. Now that I'm talking to the man... I also look at the girls...of course...

I guess it doesn't count when you pay me, huh?

Maybe people at the airport got tired of hearing her screaming and set up an accident. Just sayin'...:shy:

Porn is...OK, I suppose. I watch it more for the bad acting and the porn bass. :nanner: It's interesting to see how low any number of people can take a situation. :D

God, you are so damn hard to please. I'm sooooooooooooooooooo close to thinking about trying to ignore you. And better candy canes than dog food or something.

What an affront to my Irish-American pride with that. Nothing stereotypical, please. Tasteful is good. :D

Fine, if that's the case, I will take the ChefChiTown sandwich and I will enjoy it immensely. Happy?

Honestly, there are times when I think I'm a weird woman... OK, I AM weird, but let's get back on topic. I'm not into big penises. If they scare me just looking at them, I don't know if I want them in any orifice of mine. Besides, I heard that guys with big dicks are lousy lays.

Take it out and don't replace it at all. So there. Neener. :tongue:

If I wasn't so distrustful of men, I'd say we start a wager on the NL Central. However, I don't trust any man. Maybe I can appoint Senob my proxy in this.

Holy biscuit. You do that, but she wouldn't shut the hell up and would end up biting it off!!!! :eek:

I adore Hugh Laurie. Rowr. All those chicks who get off on Jesse Spencer **** me off.

3 years, but anyhoo.

Currently reading a biography of Isabella of France, wife of Edward II. Giving up on GWTW forever, huh?

Aside from many members of my male harem? I'll get back to you on this.

Well, I AM a lot closer to Chef than you right now... :angels:

I've seen a movie or two (no, I do not remember the titles or anything, so please don't ask) where the guys have worn condoms.

For the love of...whatever...just don't do it when I'm ******, damn it!!!!

I'm in my jammies. :D

Can mine be peanut butter and jelly, but with strawberry preserves? :angels:

You changed it while I'm away? :1orglaugh On the computer I'm using now, the desktop picture is...ME. :wave2:

Maybe I'll make it out next year. I'm using up this year's vacation time now. :nanner: I'm glad you liked the shore (The Shore? I'm not from around there, you know :tongue:) and Ripley's. I LOVED RBION. I want to go again, and to other locations to see what they have.

I chose clit, because I KNOW I get off when that's stimulated. G spot? I'm not sure I have one :helpme::dunno::tongue:

What? We didn't buy any for you to eat while I'm gone? You're such an ice cream whore. As well you should be.

28 :sob: When did THAT happen? I was 22 not too long ago...:helpme:

I'm happy. I love my fiance, I'm visiting my ****** and my mommy bought me cheese popcorn. Most is right in my world. Could I be happier? It's possible. Anything is possible. But let me repeat--I am happy.

I chose the "other" option. Why? Damned if I know, but it seemed good at the time! :D

Aren't you sweet? It's all good. NJ has lots of cool stuff. If you find yourself in Atlantic City, skip the casinos and hit Ripley's Believe It Or Not. I was there two years ago and I want to go back. It was AWESOME. And I'll wait for the man of the household to notice this thread...he'll...

Damn. I picked the wrong option. :helpme: Maybe I'm fooling myself, but I think a lot of people would miss me. A LOT. Unless you've ****** the transmission AGAIN. You're so lucky that I'm not in NJ right now.

:raising eyebrow: Somehow I'm not surprised.