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I think I won't do it now. The moment has ******. Someone else can, though.

Thanks. He likes it, too. :D

I have my own boobs to play with, so I don't need to fondle my elbows. :tongue: I have lost track of the number of times someone has asked if they can get pregnant (or get a girl) pregnant from anal sex. Technically, there IS a small chance, but...whatever. :helpme: Save me from stupid people.

Not always. My first time didn't hurt. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, I said something along the lines of "Is it in YET?" Yeah, he didn't like that...

Here I am. :wave2: Don't think I have anything else to add at the moment, except for maybe some Pink Floyd references.

How'd I forget about those? Precocious ******** in movies and on TV.:mad:

Hmmmmm...I've never been with an uncircumcised man. I wonder how different it would be.

Yes, we are. Maybe by then I'll have a granddaughter at that age.

Sounds a lot like...me. I guess there's a reason my Turkish friend calls me "minik kedi". :D

A shame no paper work was done. Rian, not all corpses smell. Some merely become mummified.

Maybe they didn't put you down as a referral? :dunno:

Maybe I should add ™®© after it. :tongue:

That would be his nickname. :)

Of course.

He's my guard frog. I call him Skippy.

Will your hot 20 year old nurse prepare it for you?

You forgot Jobu.

Same here. Am I getting old? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy1111111111!!!!!!!!1 Asshats.

What flavor?

With my ******, the man of the household, or myself-- Music With my mommy-- News Barefoot or footwear?

Rep deserved and denied (momentarily) for that!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

"People condemn what the secretly desire".

Italian Woman, The--Jean Plaidy

In my head, yes. Have you ever confused the gas pedal with the brake?

Has something good to say about members in this thread. :) Oh, yeah... ...and likes big boobs. :boobies:

I've seen better. :tongue:

Words cannot describe...

I know you did. I was referring to the headline of the article itself. Eh. I'm not myself. Off to other threads.

Just like everything else in the world. Food, movies, TV shows, etc.

:scoffs: You're just jealous. And you KNOW I offered to break up with the man for a bit to help you out. :tongue:

There are some who like it, believe it or not. I know at least one girl like that. Personally, it's not my thing.

Aside from hearing "Your elbows look like nipples"...nothing that I can remember at the moment.

Interesting. Some half oral fixation or something?

There are plenty of handicaps that AREN'T easily seen, but justify it.

A clue is a clue, even if it's provided by a clueX4.

Awwwwwwwwwww. They're just too cute. :squealing like a girl: :tongue:

Bah. Scare tactics in the headline, causing a person to have to read deeper into the article to find snippets of truth.

See. Some people have a clue.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to both. Stouffers, people. :looks down: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Wonder why I haven't gotten my own show yet. Oh, I know why. I work in a refrigerated cave and hide from people with video cameras.

I highly doubt that NO will be "safe enough" to live in. No matter WHAT is done to perfect the levees, etc., something will ALWAYS happen to damage them--weather, time, etc. Personally, I think they should take what's left and give it some sort of historical designation and try someplace else...

Oh, I'd say that in some ways you've mastered third base. :tongue:

I agree. Of course, that makes sense. That being the case, it's not allowed.

Thank God. :shudders: That'll be haunting my nightmares for a while.

Isn't that a sign of affection in some parts of the world?

She's still better looking than both women he's been married to.

That brings back memories of this one time I was with one of the members of the male harem. My A game was ON.

Not if I outlive you.

I'm vaguely disturbed.

Free beat me to it, so my post doesn't make sense. :******::helpme:

is ten years younger than me.