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Next time you're there babe have a quiet word with the owners. They've spelt Guinness incorrectly on their bottled **** menu. The Bogtrotters will be fuming!

Palace didn't ***** it at all. They were just not good enough. United under SAF made a habit of pulling the game out of the bag if losing with a few minutes left. The jury is out with 'The Special One', or as he will now be known as 'The Chosen One'. Conte, Pep & Klopp all in the EPL, we could...

I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane last week and thought it was rather good.

The list is null and void. No fuckwit worth his gonads would put 'The Holy Grail' above 'The Life of Brian' when it comes to Monty Python.

Yep good riddance to LVG. I've been to a few games this season and I've got to say with the exception of beating the Scum at home (3-1) we have been utterly shite. Boring beyond believe. So LVG thanks for the cup & elevating some good youth prospects now you can fuck off. Looks like the special...

I love chips (fries to you) fried in beef dripping. Once or twice a year I'll have them. Seriously unhealthy, but my god tasty.

The Scots will have that battered and deep fried, thus beating that! :)

I think the mac n cheese burger is the only thing on the planet that can compete with that dish Scottish people are so proud of - the battered and deep fried doner kebab. Calorific!

I look forward to being forgiven by someone that doesn't exist.

Scouse fucktard Pete Burns (80's band Dead or Alive, now just a reality TV cunt). Beat that!

I knew you had sounds it just wasn't evident in the 'house tour'. What washing machine have you got? Mines just decided to break down flooding the kitchen floor - bollocks, cunt, ****, **** & wank!

Never say die! - Sabbath. Classic stuff.

Not in the UK I'm afraid. A burk is an idiot or moron. Kind of sums you up nicely.

You have to feel a bit for people deluded into thinking fiction is real, then again maybe not. Assari you are an utter burk.

Phew, there was me worried you had no sounds. Normality resumed :)

One thing lacking from your house (as viewed from your video)....... where the hell is the gargantuan sound system?

I thought you had left porn for good!

I doff my hat to Leicester City. Well done. As a side issue for all Americans out there, Leicester is pronounced "Lester" just to help you all out.

Never been a fan of Prince. A talented guitarist but his music is just not for me. I will say the clip you added he just blew TP, SW & JL away, you can see it on their faces! Nice memories to have from your point of view.

Fucking idiots (directed at all the 'Murica people)

A Fistful of Travellers Cheques......

When's my invite to the boat party?

Leicester will have to wait for the title. Man Utd will upset the apple cart next weekend.

Hopefully turned into supermarkets.

I just want LVG gone. He has given youth a chance and that will be his only legacy at United. Similar to when he was at Bayern Munich. He destroyed their footballing philosophy but gave a number of youngsters a debut. Look at them now. United just have to wait 5 years before we are anything again.

One of my favourite Champions League Finals as it happens.

Re: Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food A ruby is the right way to go Stiffy. Give me a Chicken Tikka Madras a plain naan bread with a side of Bhindi Bhaji & Aloo Gobi. Sorted.

Pitted olives?

I have learnt today that women in the UK should contribute more to the NHS. Their "dribbly bits" are costing us a fortune.

I'll let you know Assari after the summer.

Idiot. Since when have you had cheddar cheese? Cheddar cheese is from Cheddar, Somerset UK. This cheese is not found in gumbyville USA.

I hope you have some fun in a plethora of unacceptable circumstances.

Nice on Supadupafly. This should create pandemonium for all the bible bashing fucktards out there.

I will return the favour by donating to the "give americans a brain" foundation.

Thanks for that racist.

Women aside, I would advise not sampling Currywurst. Berliners/Germans love it for some unknown reason. It is fecking rank!

Like I said, stay out of my country please. We don't require fucked up racists thank you.

Stay out of my country please. We don't require fucked up racists thank you.

I still fancy Real Madrid. Wolfsburg at the Bernabeu..... the will probably get a hiding.

I suspect today that Spurs will get dicked 4-0 by the mighty red army. However if my Grand National bets are anything to go by this might not be the case. (I bet on two horses, one fell at the first, the other at the second!).

More Star Wars. Excellent :)

I've had a morning of renewing things. Passport (£72), Driving licence (£12) & EHIC (free). Beautiful pic btw.

I agree with Stiffy. The Berties have and will always be ****.

That has "straight to the hips" written all over it. I'll have two.

You appear to be a very highly strung person. Can I suggest some plain paper and crayons to help you in your recovery.

Yes. Superskunk will always be a happy friend when in the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3513589/American-student-comes-fire-mocking-Brits-habits-bizarre-Twitter-tirade.html Pat yourselves on the back 'murica.

AA or AAA battery?

You just keep believing in the bible. How fucked up is that?

I take it it's okay to use bresaola or parma ham instead of cappicola?