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Liverpool (hiss, spit)

You are wrong, your most disgusting habit is going to all those fast food **** holes you post about. Food should be cooked by yourself not by some retard on minimum wage.

Peter Schmeichel

Gentlemen's relish ladies?

Now't wrong with a jam butty. There is always a time and a place.

Your first post on your thread, before my time.... when you look back it's such a beautiful opener. Your fellow Americans when given the opportunity should take notice. "hey guys...I hope this post finds you well this March morning. I have been wanting to post a "Foodie" thread for a while so...

A bacon butty needs to be kept simple the same as a good English fry up. Sometimes its not always the best course of action to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse! Having said that the food does look damn great for what it actually is. I shall be having words with these two establishments :)

You have just described the life of a Mongoloid. Well done.

The sign of a great manager. Graeme Sounness ex-manager of Liverpool is one of my all time favourite managers. He destroyed 30 years of success and infrastructure within 12 months of being Liverpool manager. For that I am truly grateful.

All this talk of dick, balls and body hair.... you do realise freeones is a close knit ****** and has a duty of care for one and all. In your case we can make an exception. You carry on **** stabbing mate, leave us real men out of it.

You could have also added "an abortion gone wrong" for this white shite geezer.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? You need you eyes testing immediately.

Will do :)

I disagree, there are many pointers leading towards Liverpool getting relegated. 1. They are ****. 2. I fucking despise the scouse cunts. If that isn't a good enough reason for them to be relegated I really don't know what is.

So long as you don't cremate the bacon the 'american way', a bacon butty is a truly wonderful thing. :) How's things MM?

Liverpool heading towards the relegation zone. Man Utd three games 9 points. Exactly how I predicted the season to go (so far).

I've often dreamt of being a shower head.....

After two weeks on a diet of chinese food my first thought when I got back to the UK...... I must have a bacon butty. God it tasted good. I love chinese food just not everyday.

I wouldn't bother. There was only one game to watch this weekend and it was played yesterday. Champions elect Manchester United stuffing Southampton 2-0.

Yes, a fine R2D2 and Time Bandit.

Not all their food is great. I came across these delicacies at a Beijing night market 10 days ago. Star fish, scorpions & cockroaches to name a few. Loads of people trying them and then just spitting it out. The floor & bins were full of discarded ****. I'm still picking scorpion bits out of my...

Not for the first time I have a gut feeling Man United will win the league with Liverpool odds on for relegation.

Back on food...... A restaurant in Xi'an, China last week. Pig trotter stew, beef and potato, a sorry looking chicken and some greens. No-one in the restaurant spoke a word of English (to be expected) so my phone translator app was on overtime. Food was fantastic, cheap and the entire staff were...

Well when I'm in Beijing trying to teach the masses about the virtues of using a ***** and fork over chop sticks or walking along the Great Wall of China or wandering around Xi'an staring at terracotta people or sweating my bollocks off in Hong Kong, you have my word I will see what the local...

Well from next Saturday nothing but Chinese food for me for a couple of weeks :)

The Shite Devil strikes again. Idiot.

Looks everyone had fun!

I've been to NYC a few times and Boston, agreed two fantastic places.

Today it has been announced that one of Dead Sea scrolls has been deciphered years after first being discovered. Historians believe it to be a quote from the bible, the first page in fact. "This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the...

On the subject of cities, what's your favourite US city?

On the basis that Portugal have been one of the worst teams in the competition I'll be hoping Les Bleus take them down in the final.

London is an odd place, personally I don't like it. It is an iconic city of the world however it is **** really. Manchester, Birmingham, Newcastle, Exeter & Bristol are so much better in my opinion.

Indian Italian British French American-Tex-Mex.. etc (the UK seems to be awash with fucking pulled pork right now).

My *** always liked Toronto and Montreal when he travelled regularly with his work. Just places not quite on my radar yet. Your youtube channel just gets better you know. Keep it up babe.

I've never been to Canada. I guess I should go.

You are very generous in your scores. I would give zero for every England player. Fucking bag-o-shite. Too many Liverpool players in the squad.

No.

Bogtrotters out. England to destroy France in the quarters once we've beaten those Icelandic spunk guzzlers.

Croatian fans are notorious for fighting themselves. They are idiots, similar to French people.

The question is will Croatia get kicked out? Croatia fans fighting themselves is a novel way at looking at hooliganism. The steward on the pitch clearing up flares was about 2 seconds away from having his hand blown off when that banger went off. England to beat France in the final 8-0. This...

Excellent, another one for the pot. Thank you.

1. Defence, not defense. 2. A Harley is just an iconic thing. Their actual bikes are ****. 3. My arse will never be splayed across any mechanical device not for you or anyone (though maybe Anna Bell Peaks if she asks nicely).

Would you date a guy who has wealth, intelligence, good looks, amazing banter, great car, hung like an elephant or would you go for someone like TheWhiteDevil?

I was wondering what a crop tank was. I'm not sure my tits are big enough to pull off such clothing! No online catalogue babe?

Anna, the obvious question. The best sex you ever had ever. When, where, why, what, jesus fucking christ?

England for me. Rashford, Rooney & Smalling bringing the cup home.

Vimto. However there is only one Vimto. Phew.

Sometimes we are right, sometimes we are wrong, the one thing that is right is you are a damn good person to know.

Larrs, you beat me to it. Spelt is very much a British thing. My education is sound. I await an apology from Mariah :)