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Thin girls, all day. Thick just means "fat mess" to me.

It's based off the song title by Steve Goodman (and it's also my ring tone from May to October). It's written as: "Go Cubs Go", "Go, Cubs, Go" or "Go, Cubs, Go!" So yeah, if I had to write it formally, I would put the commas in there. But for a user title, meh. I like this parody too. It's...

A freak gasoline fight accident. _SSbFjK_gnY

Occam's razor called. He said you're over thinking this.

She may be a rug muncher, but she's a damn hot one. Unless you don't like tattoos and piercings, then she's not your girl.

Haha, I love watching the Texans lose. Couple that with a Vikings loss and it was a great day for football. :D

You used the wrong indefinite article in your thread title. Just sayin'...

Are we playing the repeater? :confused:

I'm going to pretend that is completely non-satirical and agree wholeheartedly. Glenn Beck is the man. His fierce gaze can cure cancer... or homosexuality, whichever one you happen to be afflicted with. :thumbsup:

I've had better... ;)

Search function fail/10 :facepalm: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=466975

Okay, so in your esteemed opinion what are my chances of winning tonight in fantasy football (PPR league)? I'm currently down 13 points with Joe Flacco, Derrick Mason, and Kevin Boss left to go. My opponent has Sidney Rice.

Natalie Portman still looks good. :dunno: Just sayin'...

I guess we're supposed to be pissed off that he said it, right? :dunno: Because it looks like he hit the nail on the head. Just sayin'... Excelsior!

Ginger **** (and cats :mad:) have no soul. :shudder:

Never heard of it and not interested. Also, you bypassed the word filter. That's frowned on. Apologize by leaving and not returning. Ever.

George W. Bush Great president or the greatest president?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? V8lT1o0sDwI

Can we also assume that he was a demolition expert, hated America, and was proficient at flying airplanes. I'll feel much better if that's the case because it means that the authorities saved America, not just twenty worthless French ********.

Probably not

:sing: Sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade ****, where the peaches grow. :sing: I love me some sweet tea. :sing: **** gave her a big 'ol glass and sent her right back here to me. Thank God for good directions and turnip greens. :sing: (I'll stop now :o)

Who the fuck are you?

:facepalm: 1. Click on your user name in the upper right corner of the page. 2. Click on the statistics tab 3. Click on the links to find all of your posts or threads started. 4. Disco. He already answered that. Go run a few laps around your house for not paying attention.

So far the OP has posted threads on why 9/11 was an inside job and why HIV is harmless. I look forward to future threads on Roswell, cattle **********, black helicopters, the Kennedy assassination, and **** gold. Stay tuned folks. This douche is just getting started...

The fuck is this guy talking about? :dunno:

Clearly, if she's for real, then the American people are a very elaborate joke. Unrelated side note: The thread title reminds me of one of my favorite Death Cab songs. qNqQC7R_Me4

1a2b sounds like a lecture hall inside a building on campus. What the fuck is that about?

Sharon Tate. Her postmortem pictorials were fantastic. (too much?)

Yeah, we don't have school tomorrow and I'm thinking about making the five hour trek to Detroit. My ******* and my *** are going and they're huge Favre/Vikings fans, so naturally I plan to go and root on the Giants. Even though tickets are free, you have to call and reserve them. They start...

This. :mad: May we have a moment silence for the fallen punctuation in this thread... (And what the fuck is cracy? - see thread title)

Gabriella Fox :(

My ***'s homemade chocolate chip cookies. Best. Ever.

Okay, well I found the sortable receiving stats. You find the sortable return stats and we'll call it even. By the way, he only had one return TD in his tenure in Miami.

Not a fan of DP. Just sayin'... Humans flapping their arms and flying sounds more realistic than the Cubs playing well. :(

For fuck's sake, here are Welker's receiving stats against the Patriots whilst playing in Miami: 2004: no receiving stats accumulated in two games 2005: 2 rec, 61 yards, no TD (game 1). 2 rec, 20 yards, no TD (game 2) 2006: 9 rec, 77 yards, no TD (game 1). 1 rec, -1 yards, no TD (game 2) So in...

Quit banging ugly girls. Your dick doesn't want to shoot baby paste into bitches who look like Khloé Kardashian.

Well, then you're obviously not a baseball fan. :dunno:

I don't give a fuck about porn star DP. I'm much more concerned about the Cubs double play combination this year. Blake DeWitt is not the answer at second and Starlin Castro makes nearly as many errors as he does plays. It would be great to still have Theriot and Fontenot. :( Just sayin'...

If you believe the Loose Change rhetoric please PM me immediately. I have some ocean front property in Indiana that I've been looking to unload and you seem like the perfect buyer. :hatsoff:

Mike-sells salt and pepper potato chips. Yum!

We have an NFL thread for a reason: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=378619&page=70

All the collapse does is give Favre an extra day to get ready. They already have workers on the roof trying to fix it. They're going to hold the game in Minny on Monday or potentially move it to Detroit if they can't get the repairs completed in time. It's meant to be a dome game, so that rules...

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I was a with a few buddies and we watched Pirates II on a laptop in one guy's car on our way to a casino. He just put his computer on the dashboard and let it play. No homo though...

Yeah, this thread is pretty much obsolete now that we all have ridiculous rep power. :(

For making a Hamlet reference? :facepalm: Didn't we all read that in 12th grade? I don't award any points for that. Now, if he had taken it a step further and suggested feeding her a stew made from the body of the fallen ******* as an homage to The Tragedy of Titus Andronicus (or Scott...

I need to lie down...

Reaganomics

Wouldn't posting five beating a dead ***** smileys be an example of beating a dead *****? :dunno:

I've really only had one bad experience with eBay. For the most part, the system works well and all of my purchases go off without incident. The only exception was when I bought GTA IV for PC a few months after it was released. It was listed at $10.99 by a relatively new user. For that great...