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Is that what you call it when someone is a gigantic fucking vagina?

Yeah? Well, in about twenty minutes I'll be banging the beautiful brunette lying in my bed right now. Or she'll get pissed at me for waking her up and tell me to fuck off. Cross your fingers!

Stab the smug motherfucker in the throat. Then deliver the people's elbow to his prone body as he lays there gasping for his last breath.

Wow, good call. I just looked at her photos too. [Joey Tribbiani]How you doin'?[/Joey Tribbiani]

He's busy banging Kimmy. I had my way with her earlier, and as usual, Dirk wanted my sloppy seconds.

Bears... they're godless ******* machines.

I don't think I can write that small... :angels:

An autograph? Fuck that. Give me Gabriella Fox on my dick instead. Yes, I'm quite certain that's better than a signed piece of paper.

Miller High Life, FTW! :glugglug: Fuck you, Cat! :mad:

The "it's not your fault" scene from Good Will Hunting does it for me every time. :batman:

Out for three hours and in bed by midnight. Fuck, when did I get priorities? :mad:

I've only seen one and haven't felt the need to watch anyone else. The Spexy one gets my vote. :thumbsup:

Since she's a pending OCSM, I hope to Xenu that she doesn't have nuts... :facepalm:

Yeah, I'm merely speculating anyway. :o The worst **** I've ever done is Nyquil.

*******. Preferably large doses. Or LSD. Watch a recliner morph into a bunch of coral snakes and inappropriate thoughts will be the least of your worries.

:hatsoff: Is there something that I'm supposed to sign to state my agreement with the original post?

I know, right? It's fucking annoying. Fuckers won't leave me alone. :mad:

The only perfect body I'm aware of belongs to Sara Jean Underwood. That is all.

None of them. The whole fucking show is garbage. I have friends who watch that **** and it makes me want to hit them. :mad:

Sort of... going out for a few beers tonight at the bars with a couple of friends. Just blowing off some steam and watching basketball.

Kristi Michelle, the same girl who is in my siggy. :hatsoff:

It allows you to travel between dimensions. I'm a level 56 space ninja so I'm pretty adept at bending space-time.

How do you seal it tightly and then not poke any goddamn air holes? Fuck, people like this should just be shot on sight. Not just for harming the ****** but for being so fucking stupid. Clearly, she's not advancing humanity, so let's just off her and be done with it.

Are you back sassing me, wolf? :mad: Yes, my wives happen to be tanned. They're also toned and thin as well. Those are three of my prerequisites. Casper up there failed one of the requirements so she can GTFO!

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust." 1XRtmd-7oI0

^^ Okay, never mind then. I'll just skip the dinner and go straight to not calling her. Jesus Christ, woman, get some goddamn sun. :eek:

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Thanks for all the congratulations and other plaudits, guys. I can't take all the credit, but I'm really happy with how the site turned out. You're welcome. :hatsoff:

That's really poor technique in terms of holding on to the football. She needs to tuck it away or it's going to get knocked out of her hands. Just sayin'...

#4 is my favorite. But honestly, you could go with any of them. Wow... just wow.

I don't dislike any porn stars or have anything against them. I think you should know someone before you form an opinion of them. Crazy, right? I've never understood the fixation/fascination with Miss Hybrid though. She's just sort of meh to me. That's just my opinion. Your entitled to yours...

I don't know if it will be better. I just want to make one. I like B&W... aesthetically pleasing.

Thanks! :D I do want to make one more in B&W. That's in a few weeks though... once you're tired of this one. :tongue:

This. Here is how the anthem should be sung: EqAcfy5G23k Joe Buck is also an idiot. They don't "do it differently" at Soldier Field. They're cheering because that's what people do at the UC during Blackhawks games.

1. face (and sandwich making ability) 2. thin 3. toned 4. tanned 5. personality Personality has to be last because it can be modified and improved. You can't fix ugly.

Yeah, feel free to keep posting pictures of her. Also, the last one did not show off her rather shapely posterior. Just sayin'... :angels:

Sheeple! :1orglaugh Someone's been randomly browsing xkcd lately... The one posted today is applicable to FO:

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Yeah... all that just to get in her pants. Fuck, like that's worth it. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when all you needed for romance was a VW bus and some **********?

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Nikki, I tried to respond to your PM, but you have them disabled. :dunno: I guess I'll just put it here instead. This is the only time I'll post or visit your thread. I have never posted here before, and I only neg repped jbs once in your thread. That's it...

Any method where you > me is the result is clearly flawed. Fact. I am The Great One. I only realized the flaw after your awesomeness quotient became higher than mine.

I love boobies? :dunno: Yeah... so. :elaugh:

(alex, do you like the thread tag about a-rod?)

I'm so glad I kept my shoes and socks on. Man was that floor slippery afterward...

This is me ignoring you. This is what that looks like:

Goddammit, I do still owe you. Fucking Irish. :facepalm: Pick a date.

Yeah, that guy is a dick. Normally, he's stowed safely away. Neglected apostrophes are his kryptonite though. I just couldn't stop him this time.

Oh, you know it. I actually watched the game with my grandma who's an ardent Indiana supporter. This keeps me from screaming "Goddammit, Kelsey" 461 times at the television screen during the course of the game. I also won a bet with my *******, another IU fan who was dropped on his head as a...