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Great fucking Super Bowl. I watched it with a crowd that was 95% Packer fans or supporters. We were clamoring for A-Rod (the real A-Rod wears #12) to do the championship belt all game long. It was awesome to see him do the half belt and then have an actual title belt put on his shoulder during...

Ben Affleck? :dunno:

I want to go skydiving and sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game at Wrigley Field.

No need to apologize, certainly wasn't your fault. ;) I'm a lightweight so I had to go to bed. :o I'm sure I'll catch you again.

Yes, the storm interrupted the striptease that was preceding naked bingo. :mad:

We had snow Monday, Tues, and Weds. Then it snowed today and it's supposed to snow Sunday and Monday as well. So yeah, plenty of fucking snow. It's great when you're the only one willing to shovel.

Yeah, I have her room minimized. She'll be back on, I think. I'm working on the Ashley siggy. Still trying to work out what I'm going to do.

I'll have to watch her sometime. I've only watched Spexy's shows. Did you leave the room?

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You in there too? What's your name?

I'm going to make my own Spexy Ashleigh siggy just to spite him. For fuck's sake, do something on your own! Oh yeah, what happened to the last siggy I made you? :mad:

You should watch Mulholland Dr. It has no bearing on your situation but Naomi Watts gets topless and has a couple of hot lesbian scenes.

You weren't supposed to tell anyone. :mad: The last thing I need is more people beating down my door. I prefer The syphilis of FO, but Aids will work too. Stella is an excellent choice. And apparently everyone has been appreciating my siggys lately. It's tough being awesome. Yes, I am the...

^^ See if I share my O.C. box set with you now. :mad: I'll just keep Autumn, Olivia, and Rachel all to myself. You can have Mischa... whore.

That's what I use as well. I'm self taught as well, but I've been working with it for awhile now. If you ever have any questions, let me know. :hatsoff:

Just some unsolicited advice about your signature: I'm not sure which program you're using for your animation, but you might check to see if it has a dither option available. It helps prevent the large scale patterns and banding in the images. Maximizing this function would help eliminate the...

I remember this thread... good times. :D

That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

Are you kidding me? We got another 3-4 inches today and it's still going. Fuck it, I'm not shoveling anymore. I'm done.

No, what is this sarcasm you speak of? Is it a new type of medication? You're supposed to be dead by now...

You left off legs, goddammit! What in the fuckin' french toast is that about? :mad: Legs are arguably the most important part of the female anatomy. A great set of legs can compensate for a small chest or lack of personality...

2:30 AM? Goddammit, I was sipping cheap **** in an overcrowded bar, somebody should have messaged me or something. :mad: The only cam shows I have ever watched have been Ashleigh's, so I have no basis of comparison, but her shows do indeed rocketh. Since I wasn't there this time, I call...

Great job posting pictures so that we could compare the two. Also, excellent use of the poll here. This way people won't just arbitrarily choose one Alexis and not specify which one they intended to vote for. Awesome. For fuck's sake, man. :facepalm: Find a toilet and insert your head.

When you're new here and your avatar looks that that damn hot, you're required to post some obligatory pictures. So... yeah. Pics or GTFO!

8/10 I tried once. It still came out awesome. :(

I can't tell, I don't have my magnifying glass. :dunno:

I need to see some ball sack before I start throwing money around.

How now brown cow

I pay like $10 a month for Netflix streaming video that plays on my computer, Xbox 360, and on my iPhone. I'll stick with that.

Re: Which big breasted milf's pussy juice would you most likely use to douse a small George Wendt? :dunno:

eleventy bazillion three

Oh, I forgot. You changed your avatar which happened to be one of my favorites. So you're dead to me now. Fact. And you can keep all the redheads, but I'm taking all the brunettes.

brunettes > blonds > bald women > red heads Fact.

Brunettes > Blonds Fact.

Re: Public Nudity ^^ Ike, 2 questions. 1. Who the fuck is that girl? :drool2: 2. How soon can she arrive on my doorstep?

Yeah, because that exact same reaction has never been replicated in any other pron film ever produced. Like most of eastern and western Europe, this picture is very unimportant.

Your football is the fifth most popular sport in this country at best, it might be lower. We'd call it "puny bitches kicking a ball around," but that name is too long. Instead we call it soccer. We already have football in the States and it's way more popular here than the version you play...

Are people actually that concerned about what other members say to them? Wow, some of you need to grow the fuck up. It's a porn message board, dude. Who gives a fuck about what someone puts on your page. Just delete it if you don't like it. :facepalm:

Her name is Naomi.... that's "I moan" backwards.

I can't choose, but alex's siggy is unbelievably good. Whoever created it must be a goddamn genius. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Got Gisele... by far. :facepalm:

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I actually am YouTube. So if you're on there, you're on me.

The map is referring to the fact that the merchandise for both companies is manufactured in those locations. It has nothing to do with them being Amerixan companies. And that wasn't the least bit ironic.

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Oh for fuck's sake! :mad: How did you go from capitalizing every fucking word to not capitalizing 1st-person personal pronouns? That makes me want to drop kick puppies. Either follow standard conventions or GTFO! And don't quote yourself. WTC7 did that and look where he is now.

Nyquil? :dunno: I'm rarely sick, and the one time I was given pain medication for an injury, I didn't even use it.

Yes, she knows, and she couldn't be any less interested. It's just a message board. :dunno: If I *********** newborns or shot homeless people in my free time, then she'd be concerned. But visiting this site gets the same rise out of her as when I try to explain my objections to the designated...

The game for sure. Only females watch it for the advertising. Go Pack Go!

@ 2:00, they canceled school here for tomorrow as well. It's done nothing but sleet for most of the day. Everything is just one giant sheet of ice. I haven't gone anywhere to test the roads, but I'm guessing they're awful. How is it in your neck of the woods?