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  1. Ace Bandage

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    I don't recollect that. ;) 1. Fuck you. 2. That game doesn't matter anymore because our rep counts are astronomical. It's also irrelevant now because your awesomeness quotient is higher than mine, thus rendering the method flawed.
  2. Ace Bandage

    I think Im addicted to the History Channel

    I'm addicting to use possessive pronouns correctly. Clearly, you're not. :(
  3. Ace Bandage

    I think I'm addicted to the FreeOnes Forum

    I'm addicted to love... :o XcATvu5f9vE (Anytime I can work a Robert Palmer reference into a thread, it's a good day.)
  4. Ace Bandage

    Funny Question

    :) :nannerf1:
  5. Ace Bandage

    Funny Question

    Whore. :(
  6. Ace Bandage

    Funny Question

    Side note: the only thing better than getting a blowjob in the shower is fucking in the shower. But both are awesome.
  7. Ace Bandage

    Katy Perry

    Re: Katy Perry: I Used to **** My "Enormous Boobs" I love how it's listed as breaking news in the link. That's at the complete opposite end of the spectrum in terms of breaking news. Great, she has big tits. High five for that. She still can't fucking sing.
  8. Ace Bandage

    Why dont admit you are a studio musician?

    Yeah, well it peeves me that you sign every fucking post with an S. We know who made the post. Your goddamn user name is directly to the left.
  9. Ace Bandage

    **** Forest coach gives player kidney

    Normally, I **** feel-good stories, but this one impressed me. Story continued below: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=6100855
  10. Ace Bandage

    Help Decide the New Motto for Immoral Productions

    ^^ This. My motto: Plan to be spontaneous today. :thumbsup:
  11. Ace Bandage

    What is the weirdest way you have ever made a woman come?

    This one time... I used my tongue. :surprise: I know, right?
  12. Ace Bandage

    This is me not posting on his wall. This is what that looks like. He comes here anyway...

    This is me not posting on his wall. This is what that looks like. He comes here anyway. :facepalm: Can I get you a **** or something? I have some folding chairs in the garage if you plan on staying awhile. Why are you still coming to my page?
  13. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    Christ, are you on your period again?
  14. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    I don't have anything to say there. What is it with you and democrats tonight?
  15. Ace Bandage

    Give Me A "Fuck Yeah" If You Love American Football

    I love this too: OpeZmCrO1Ls
  16. Ace Bandage

    The guy posting three times on my page in the span of an hour wants me to leave him alone...

    The guy posting three times on my page in the span of an hour wants me to leave him alone. :facepalm:
  17. Ace Bandage

    Give Me A "Fuck Yeah" If You Love American Football

    Yes, I consider American football to be most agreeable. Yell, Scream, Go *****!
  18. Ace Bandage

    Predictions for WWE Elimination Chamber 2011

    You don't hear pops like that anymore. Never was there a better entertainer than The People's Champion. 2JO9FlBOhhE Road Dogg :facepalm:
  19. Ace Bandage

    A-Rod & Cameron Diaz

    I'm putting that smiley on your Ashley siggy. Suck on that.
  20. Ace Bandage

    A-Rod & Cameron Diaz

    Rodgers can do better than her. Fuck, I can do better than her. He has money and a steroid scandal. That's it. Rodgers > Rodriguez
  21. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    From my visitor wall: I can't really say why, but this guy just annoys the fuck out of me. So when I neg repped him, this was the response. :D
  22. Ace Bandage

    Post a random song lyric

    All I see are dark grey clouds In the distance moving closer with every hour So when you ask "Is something wrong?" I think "You're damn right there is but we can't talk about it now." No, we can't talk about it now. So one last touch and then you'll go And we'll pretend that it meant something...
  23. Ace Bandage

    Who has the prettiest legs in porn ?

    ^^ Then you're in the wrong thread. YhkNLHictW8
  24. Ace Bandage

    Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)

    He completed 61% of his passes for over 300 yards and 3 TDs with no interceptions. He was only the fourth QB in SB history with that good of a stat line. Had it not been for the six drops, it could have been one of the greatest QB performances we've seen in the SB. Yes, his receivers dropped a...
  25. Ace Bandage

    A-Rod & Cameron Diaz

    The real A-Rod wears #12
  26. Ace Bandage

    Ugly male pornstars

    So you want to see attractive guys in porn? :dunno: Your gay is showing a little...
  27. Ace Bandage

    Chrysler Super Bowl ad

    Except for Eminem, the music, and the car I thought it was a great ad.
  28. Ace Bandage

    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    It took you over eight months to reply to the first post. :facepalm:
  29. Ace Bandage

    Whats your single session masturbation record?

    At 2 AM I'm probably in bed. There might be a hot girl ******** next to me, but we're not fucking that late. Christ, women get bitchy if they don't get their *****. I wouldn't dare keep her up that late now. We're not in college anymore.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Whats your single session masturbation record?

    15 minutes. :wtf: Must be great for you to be unemployed, but I got **** to do.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    If I knew you were talking about Johan the whole time, I wouldn't have commented. I interpreted your post as being aimed towards Spleen. Since it wasn't, it's all Kool and the Gang now. :hatsoff:
  32. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    ^^ Bitches, I'm the heavyweight champion. Bring it!
  33. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    No, you're both just fucking boring. There's a difference.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    Oh, you're talking about Johan? Never mind then. I don't give a fuck about him. I assumed you were insulting Spleen because you quoted his post and seemed to question it. That would be a reason to throw down in fisticuffs. But if it's about Johan, carry on then. I'm curious as to what bored...
  35. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    Wow, congrats then. You're a neat guy. :rolleyes: And if you're insinuating that you're more well liked than Spleen because your rep is higher, you're flat wrong. Fact.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    It also has to with the fact that rep didn't used to be astronomical. I remember when making it to 100K was a big deal. Now, you get that in 20 posts. He's been repped thousands of times more than you, but he doesn't post here as often as he used to. He was getting repped when people were giving...
  37. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11/'12 Season Thread.

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5388365&highlight=NFL+11#post5388365 :facepalm: Your head... a toilet... get acquainted.
  38. Ace Bandage

    Spanish (Language) Porn Sites?

    Just turn on subtitles or set the SAP to Spanish. Disco.
  39. Ace Bandage

    Bands That Should Have Done the Super Bowl Half Time Show

    Death Cab for Cutie. Or we could just not have one. At the party I attended we played blackjack during halftime. Nobody watched the goddamn show except for the rare occasions when they zoomed in on Fergie's tits. Her face certainly isn't worth admiring, but dammit her chest is.
  40. Ace Bandage

    Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)

    Purple pogo sticking pope, what the fuck is that ****? The board language is English... not whatever the fuck that garbage is. :facepalm:
  41. Ace Bandage

    Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)

    You could always try embedding them correctly. :facepalm:
  42. Ace Bandage

    Predictions for WWE Elimination Chamber 2011

    I thought everyone stopped watching wrestling when the Monday night wars ended. :dunno: Let me know when the People's Champion returns. Then I'll tune in regularly again. Oh yeah, and Aaron Rodgers is the champion.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)

    That was one of the worst renditions of the anthem I've ever heard. And was her face stung by bees before she went out there? Christ, she can go away again. She's not attractive anymore and can't sing for ****.
  44. Ace Bandage

    What's On Your Bucket List?

    Oh, I can't sing either. But that doesn't matter at Wrigley. All you have to do is lead the crowd. That would be the thrill of a lifetime. :facepalm: Sorry, Sara Jean Underwood was over for dinner. Couldn't make her leave. :o Bitches be crazy...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Most kissable pornstar?

    Gabriella Fox
  46. Ace Bandage

    What's On Your Bucket List?

    Meh. I call that Tuesday.
  47. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I'm not saying all of them, but if you've partied at U Dub, you know what I mean.
  48. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Colt vs. Packers Super Bowl XLVI in Indy. See you in a year. :hatsoff:
  49. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    No, the real A-Rod is the heavyweight champion of the world. Alex Rodriguez is most assuredly a closet homosexual. Cameron Diaz is washed up. The real A-Rod can bone any girl in Wisconsin. And if you've ever partied at UW, you know there are some fine women up there.
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