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I met Terrel Owens once, and as much as I **** to admit it, he was a great guy. Very engaging and personable, and he talked to me like we'd been friends for years. I also met Hélio Castroneves at the Indianapolis airport. He is as enthusiastic and hyper in real life as he is during his...

Maybe. :o I'll go halfsies on dinner. Do you put out on a first date?

Oh, so you're just needlessly bitching again. Good to know. Are you female?

Google owns YouTube. They're just streamlining everything. Go get your tinfoil hat.

All it does is link your YouTube account with your Google account (I don't even think I have one :dunno:). I still used my AOL email address, so nothing changed for me. It's not really that big of a deal. Overreact much? Here's the after message:

... Sarah Palin was elected President. Xenu help us... :eek:

It's really a shame that behavior like this is tolerated. Direct flaming from a non-OCSM would be cause for a ban.

I miss Sky. :(

I don't have anything on my plate today either. That's a perfect opportunity to play some Tiger Woods 11 and jam on iTunes. EDIT: Ugh, I guess I do have to go to a b-day party at 6:00. Fucking people... :mad:

Awesome. Great post. Do you live near any really tall bridges? Try jumping onto some sharp rocks. :facepalm:

Boilermakers by 6 tomorrow over the Buckeyes. Mark it, dude!

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You lost me at God. Religion, how quaint...

Goddammit! :mad: Speak American, you bastards!

I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.

It's not everyday that someone cracks a joke about der treue Heinrich. That was worth something... even for you. :tongue:

It's obvious where it came from. "Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

"Your parents must be retarded because you sure are special." That makes the panties drop, guaranteed.

2nd one, HB. I love Jo, btw. :o She's an alternate wife. ^^ Kortnie O'Connor siggy. Not sure if I like the static image in the middle.

7/10 Not bad.

Re: Picture emerges of **** leader Himmler taken moments after he swallowed cyanide p It still stuns me that this douche was once one of the most powerful men in Germany. The fact that he managed to become part of Hitler's inner circle and Reichsführer of the SS completely boggles the mind...

I can name every winner of the Indy 500 since 1970 in chronological order.

1 - Negative. 2 - Yes, iPhone 4. All hail our Apple masters! 3 - I'd get some work done on my Honda. 4 - No, not the least bit. 5 - ESPN, Military, Discovery.

How in the purple pogo sticking pope fuck does achlateas=enchiladas?

:rofl2: I had tears in my eyes from laughing...

You can't even spell her goddamn name correctly. Odds are you couldn't find the right hole either... :facepalm:

I'd like to throw him off a bridge onto rotating helicopter rotors and then ravage Selena Gomez next to the scattered remains of his body.

I've decided that it should be legal to shoot people who are still a part of the birther movement. They aren't advancing humanity at all, so there's no reason to keep them around. Harp on his economic policies, call him a socialist, discredit his military credentials and performance, or rip on...

You wanna know how I know you're gay? This post. Just all of it. The whole thing. Gay everywhere. Females do like a man who can cook though. Too bad you're not playing that angle. :tongue:

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That is the jabroni beating, pie eating, trailblazin', eye brow raisin', all around, smacketh down, people's champ, The Rock. The Brahma Bull, the great one, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. A man who has we speak has literally millions (and millions) of Rock's fans all...

Wow, talk about an epic, old school Rock promo. The Great One > Cena

Okay, now that was a fucking pop! You don't hear 'em that loud anymore.

You must have a mastery of basic homophones before you're allowed to create a thread.

The Rock will be the guest host for WM. Fact.

Samesies! :D BTFU!

NHuGG_FsC20 :facepalm:

When this happened, I lost half my rep. Today, that would be like losing 2 million points. So I'd like that amount to be added into my rep power to reflect my loss with interest accrued. Kthanksbye.

Those are obviously the best part of my ensemble. Where the fuck is your fashion sense? Had you looked closely and not been blinded by my awesomeness, you would have noticed the pink, fuzzy slippers. I should have gone with stilettos, I know. :facepalm:

This would be an excellent excuse to buy a flamethrower. Or napalm. You know... whatever.

:sex: :nanner:

Siggy is lookin' good. :thumbsup: There's very little (if any) banding.

It's Kimberly Phillips. If you click on my siggy, it takes you to her FO babe page. :hatsoff:

Okay, so the shoes might have been a poor choice, but I stand by the rest of the outfit. :mad:

Here was the reaction in the United States:

:facepalm: That's quite the conundrum.

^^ This. I immediately switched channels when he started performing. He was awful at the Super Bowl, and I assume he was awful at the Grammy's. They need to stop letting geriatrics perform.

:facepalm: The only good thing about tonight is that I'll eventually get laid. Dinner, flowers, presents... fuck I better get something. I **** these Hallmark holidays. :mad: