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5/10. Women are always yelling...

Women should not be on the sidelines for any reason. Not as cheerleaders, not as trainers, and definitely not as reporters. What the fuck do you know about football? Get back in the goddamn kitchen and make me a sandwich.

1. When you make a post, click go advanced at the bottom of the box. 2. You should have an extended posting window now. Look to the right side at all the glorious emoticons. 3. Disco! :partysml:

I **** to do this... but I have to agree with you. :facepalm: The women are mediocre at best, and there's no reason why they couldn't all be in one thread.

That's the worst fucking first half we've played since Painter took over. I'm done. I'll be at the hospital drop kicking newborns.

Pretty sure they've done that already. Unfortunately, only JaJuan Johnson made the trip to Columbus tonight. The rest of the goddamn team is still in West Lafayette. What a fucking joke.

You copied an article directly from Uncyclopedia? Are you fucking kidding me? Why? That website is fucking retarded. How about you don't create another thread until you have an interesting, original idea to share. That ought to keep away for a few months.

This isn't even worth watching. Down 20 in the first half, get the fuck out of here. We've been out of position on defense, taken horrible shots on offense, and generally just looked like we were completely unprepared for tonight's game. This is going to get ugly and if I keep watching, I'm...

I honestly only watch the Big Ten conference. Notre Dame isn't competitive enough on a yearly basis for me to **** on them. In other words, I don't even know what happened. :dunno:

I would be very surprised if Purdue kept tonight's final margin under ten points. We just don't match up well at all against them. JaJuan Johnson is all finesse. There's no way he can guard Sullinger which means we're going to have to put Carrol on him. They'll exploit that all night long...

Way to go, guys. I'm proud of you... :D :clap: (Except for whimsy. He's just a douche.)

Dude, you can say it's about the view, but if you want to watch a guy sucking or stroking off another guy, just watch some goddamn gay porn. It's not that big of a deal. Nobody is going to think any less of you. Just be honest with yourself.

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The meme is over a year old. And I didn't say I started it, but if you're going to give me credit for it anyway, I'll take it. :D And my awesomeness is indisputable.

If you can't compete then don't play the game. With only nine players for both squads, the coach had to keep playing the starters. You can't expect the JV girls to play both games. And you're not going to miss shots on purpose. It's not their fault they're great shooters. Play some fucking...

Your wife isn't that hot. At least she didn't look that great through your bedroom window..,

Evidently, I've been pretty successful too: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 ZRnYhoXDiP4 Damn, I'm fucking awesome! :hatsoff:

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:o Ah... I get it now. A war with the gnomes. I totally misinterpreted your post. Like way the fuck off. Beyond left field. I fail miserably/10. Ignore my previous post. :facepalm: I'm going to run a few laps around my city as punishment.

^^ This. The rest of you fail at memes on the interwebz... :facepalm:

Awesome, I've always wanted lava in Indiana. Now I just need a megaphone and Don Cheadle to help me defeat it. :batman:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

:confused: Not really sure how my post constitutes a mock war, but sure, we'll go with that. Do you pretend that people bother to read your posts?

They shouldn't have been standing there. Good to see those communists got what they deserved. We'll win this Cold War yet, you fucking Russkies! :elaugh: (sorry, I'm numb to human tragedy unless it relates to me)

Who's upset? :dunno: I neg rep people all the time. Think nothing of it. And my prom romp (also a dyslexic palindrome... that's just dumb) wasn't naughty. It was fast though. :nanner:

Sure! Me, you and Kylie (my previous post)? Sounds good... :D

Testing quality and timing. EDIT: I don't remember transparency to the text. :o Aw, fuck it.

If you consider infatuation with an adult model to be true love, then clearly I'm not the one lacking experience. :2 cents: And if you never went to prom you missed out on one of the most clichéd opportunities to lose your virginity. ^^ (yeah, that'd be me)

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She's actually coming to visit me. :nanner: I have 1,627 lawn gnomes in my backyard. I told her she could have one. :dunno:

:why: You're 389 days late for the prom. She's not coming back. Move on to someone else.

My Honda Civic gets damn near 30 mpg. It's also considerably cheaper. I'll stick with that. I'll never understand the fascination with overpriced automobiles. :dunno:

No. Why the fuck would I care about world peace?

Yeah, my 5,000 post shirt was stolen by ninjas. Or so I presume. It never made it to my doorstep... Side note: What a bunch of fat fucks...

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9.5/10

I've literally never checked that before. Ever.

You've just secured a crucial defensive rebound with 11 seconds remaining in a tie game, what do yo do? Shoot it! Er.. not so much. :facepalm: JL3f7xxsQ6c Extended not top plays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aiJ1Da5Fzc

Wait, what? The mere fact that they have a cleansing ritual for this occasion (must be pretty common :dunno:) is very disconcerting. Why the fuck did he have to throw his clothes into the sea? Were the clothes responsible for his seduction? Can he retrieve them from the sea later? Just a few...

All right, so it's going to come down to the sexual predator vs. the heavyweight champion. This one is really a toss up. I'll be pulling for Green Bay though. Go Pack Go!

^^ :facepalm: Dude, I wasn't serious. You missed this part:

I'll be more contemporary, but still stay in high school. I want Shannon Elizabeth to masturbate in my bedroom. I also plan on ejaculating prematurely. :(

Nihilistic existentialism.

I will not stand for this besmirching. :mad: If you weren't calling me an idiot, then who were you referring to? Why the fuck wasn't I good enough to be called an idiot? Hypothetically, if f I had feelings, you would have just hurt them. :very sad face: - we don't even have a fucking smiley...

I'll be an excellent moderator if the goal is to make people extremely angry and leave the site. I'm fucking awesome at that. Should I submit an application or just assume I've been accepted? Just give me the ban hammer. I won't worry about any of that other **** they have to do. I only want to...

Oh well, carry on then. I never read a post that's longer than five lines, nor did I bother reading what's on the first page. So there's a slight chance I might have missed that part. That makes much more sense now. :hatsoff:

Fuck you, man! :mad: I went to this goddamn page to post the exact same girl. I just downloaded her pictorial like five minutes ago. Ugh, I guess I'll just leave now.

Who is this ubiquitous they you speak of? And what the fuck does going on vacation have to do with being yourself? That doesn't make any goddamn sense... :confused:

Not only are those apartments unfurnished, they don't even have four fucking walls. That ruined it for me. It was -2° (-19° C) here yesterday. Four walls are essential to any dwelling.