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  1. Ace Bandage

    Yes, indeed she is. I'm considering only having her in my siggy for awhile.

    Yes, indeed she is. I'm considering only having her in my siggy for awhile.
  2. Ace Bandage

    Whats With Rihanna

    What in the blue hell are you doing? Why don't you go sit in the corner and play with some legos. That seems a little bit more suited to your abilities. Clearly, you have not yet mastered the capability to communicate on the Interwebz.
  3. Ace Bandage

    So Beautiful You Want To Cry

    Or Dick Vermeil? :******:
  4. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    We've had a mix of ice and snow for the past three hours. I think they called it a bit early, but I'm not complaining. I'm sure I'll post here tomorrow. But when I'm off, that also means the girlfriend is off. I'll probably be cleaning, shoveling, and doing laundry for most of tomorrow. Fuck...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    Who has two thumbs and no school tomorrow? This guy! :D This is unprecedented. We haven't had a snow day in three years. I don't know what to do with myself.
  6. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    You mean like this: :hatsoff:
  7. Ace Bandage

    Ugh! Sooooo pissed off! I need laid and flame it up a bit!

    Oh yeah, more awful music. I can one-up you here: BxgeSv88c2w EDIT: Fuck you Nickelback. :mad: Click to watch on YT.
  8. Ace Bandage

    Have you ever spanked off into a chick's mouth?

    No, I've stopped a girl from giving head before though. She was the most beautiful girl I've ever messed around with and she was the worst dick sucker in the history of man. :facepalm: I ended up just fucking her and she wasn't too bad. Horrible personality, bat **** crazy, mediocre in bed, but...
  9. Ace Bandage

    NFL team of the decade

    You're crazy. :mad: oH1rOL5hB9s
  10. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    Fuck you, you fucking fuck. :mad: You're north of me, you're just getting snow. We're getting snow and ice. It's been sleeting for the last two goddamn hours. I've already shoveled twice because females are still incapable of doing so. I honestly don't mind as long as it's enough to get a day...
  11. Ace Bandage

    Guess I'd do the same.

    Notice that he's a different color as well. Just another example of holding the copper man down. :mad:
  12. Ace Bandage

    Suddenly have an interest in ballet.

    I'm sill not the least bit fucking interested in ballet, but I would do horrible, dirty things to that girl. :drool2: I need a van and some **********...
  13. Ace Bandage

    NFL team of the decade

    It has to be measured by something. Otherwise there is no way to quantify any argument. Going by total wins is a logical choice because it shows a team's consistency over a period of time. Team with most wins = best team = team of the decade. :cool:
  14. Ace Bandage

    Nervous breakdown symptoms

    Am I the only one who noticed that his age is listed as 17 on his user profile? :facepalm: I'm quite certain that ******** a rule here. :dunno: Where the fuck is Ronnie? This is why we can't have nice things.
  15. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    Yes, because a week's worth of winter storms are enough to refute the historical evidence regarding climate change. :facepalm: Do you live near any bridges?
  16. Ace Bandage

    NFL team of the decade

    The thread title merely asked for team of the decade. In terms of wins, that was Indy. Case closed. Greatness (unlike winning percentage) is subjective, it cannot be measured. So I'll stick with my answer. :cool:
  17. Ace Bandage

    Would you bang:

    No. I don't think I have enough **** to make that attractive. I don't buy wholesale. I'll take the girl in my siggy. Yes, I'm quite certain that she's fucking hot.
  18. Ace Bandage

    Would you bang:

    If you and ***** had a duel for the least relevant/interesting threads, I'm not sure who would win.
  19. Ace Bandage

    Every time you make Dirk laugh, an angel busts a nut.

    If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's the story of a woman who gradually learns her place. I didn't have anything relevant to add here, but I still wanted to increase my post count. :dunno:
  20. Ace Bandage

    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    Winter storm headed for the Midwest. The forecast in my area calls for 12-14 inches of snow with an addition inch of ice. Awesome. Go team. I fucking **** snow. :mad:
  21. Ace Bandage

    Let's Flame!

    ^^ You're welcome. And so is anyone else who I've neg repped. I enjoy doing it because so many of you bitch like little babies when it happens. I will most assuredly return the favor, but I won't complain while doing so. Grow up.
  22. Ace Bandage

    NFL team of the decade

    The winningest team of the last decade (as in team with the most wins) was the Indianapolis Colts. That's your answer.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Interested to get people's opinions on this.

    I saw plenty of musicians and other undesirable when I was on vacation on DC. I wouldn't give any of them a second look regardless of how well they were playing. It might be Bach, and it might be a great performance, but I'm not going to be interested enough to stop in a metro station to listen...
  24. Ace Bandage

    Who has the most kissable lips?

    Lindsay Marie, Gabriella Fox, or Hope Dworaczyk
  25. Ace Bandage

    Hilarious! Lonely Island w/Nicki Minaj: "Do the Creep"

    Blocked content/10 :facepalm: Go stick your head in the toilet.
  26. Ace Bandage

    What made you LAUGH today???

    JxpeXA_-fHs
  27. Ace Bandage

    Pornstars You Wish Stayed Longer In The Industry

    Gabriella Fox :(
  28. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    2/10 Very distorted image
  29. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    No, not so much.
  30. Ace Bandage

    ATTN: Those of you with a Tumblr account

    Yeah... I'm like 1/2 ninja. No big deal though...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Who is gonna win WWE Royal Rumble?

    Wrestling has not been relevant since the end of the Monday Night Wars. Fact.
  32. Ace Bandage

    ATTN: Those of you with a Tumblr account

    The fuck is tumblr? :dunno:
  33. Ace Bandage

    Where's Dirk?

    Goddammit! You fuckers make a thread about him and he shows back up. Ugh, fuck Dirk. :mad:
  34. Ace Bandage

    I Lost...

    :lame:/10 Kindergarten called, it asked if you play the quiet game too.
  35. Ace Bandage

    Too Many Frustrated Comedians on Here Lately...

    So... we should shoot it in the head? :violent:
  36. Ace Bandage

    Too Many Frustrated Comedians on Here Lately...

    A baby seal walks into a club. Thank you! :D Good night, everybody. :hatsoff:
  37. Ace Bandage

    ****** shot her two teenage ******** twice in the head 'for being mouthy'

    While I agree that some teenagers are mouthy and deserve to be taught a lesson, shooting them is probably taking it a little too far. They eventually mature and grow out of this rebellious stage. Well, the ones who live manage to do so. Dead ******** are rarely able to rectify their behavior...
  38. Ace Bandage

    Ind. Girl's National Anthem Rendition Stirs Flap

    That was absolute fucking garbage. And that's exactly why the band should be playing the anthem instead of having some dumbass student perform it. You don't take artistic liberty with the goddamn song. She deserved to get **** canned. This is how an anthem should go. :thumbsup: _7DhLE9-l0k
  39. Ace Bandage

    Best Telly show opening theme?

    -Ob59hsRaFU
  40. Ace Bandage

    What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?

    I neg rep people all goddamn time. I'll never understand why people bitch about it so much. :dunno: I will certainly reciprocate if someone does it to me, but I'm not going to cry to anyone about it. :2 cents:
  41. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Person of 2010

    No, I didn't care where he decided to go. I'm not pissed off about where he chose to go. I'm pissed off about the manner in which he went about announcing it. You don't deserve your own goddamn free agency show. I don't have any respect for him as a player anymore. I haven't watched the NBA...
  42. Ace Bandage

    mmmmmm girl scouts

    This is just wrong. But to each his own I guess... :facepalm:
  43. Ace Bandage

    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    I haven't heard of any of the ladies who share the same birthday as me. :dunno: I went to school with Drew Brees though. So yeah. He's sort of a big deal.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    1/10 The fuck is that supposed to be? :dunno:
  45. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Person of 2010

    I have a list of *********** and athletes who I'd like to throw out of an airplane without a parachute. Lebron leads that list. "I'm taking my talents to South Beach." What a fucking douchebag. I hope the Heat never win a title with the King there. Quitness/10
  46. Ace Bandage

    mmmmmm girl scouts

    Thin mints. :drool2: As soon as I get them, I put 'em in my freezer. The tagalongs are good too, but not nearly as good as frozen thin mints and a tall glass of milk. :thumbsup:
  47. Ace Bandage

    NO Cheerleaders @ Super Bowl!

    That has to be tough to do from her kitchen.
  48. Ace Bandage

    I neg rep everyone who neg reps me. I've said that multiple times. If you're trivial enough to...

    I neg rep everyone who neg reps me. I've said that multiple times. If you're trivial enough to give it to me, I'm certainly trivial enough to return the favor. Notice how I never bitch about getting neg repped though. Unlike some people. Put me on your ignore list if you don't want to read my...
  49. Ace Bandage

    Can someone help me locate an old porn scene?

    I believe that scene was in the last half of Good Will Hunting. Could be wrong though. That happened once...
  50. Ace Bandage

    Ever wondered why Freeones has no Indonesian members?

    I've never even thought about Indonesia, period. :dunno: In fact, I've never even considered the rest of the world at all. My globe only contains the greatest country on earth. USA! USA! USA!
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