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  1. Ace Bandage

    Male Enhancements

    I don't mind doing that, but one of the stipulations is that I get to sneak into the fitting room. I'm not walking around all goddamn day without seeing some boobs. Oh yeah, and we have to go to Best Buy afterward so that I can wander around aimlessly for an hour and admire all the home...
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    Scrambled Adult Channel

    Don't feel bad, alexpnz does that every Monday... especially when his boy Cena comes out. :tongue:
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Chicago laid an egg today at home against Detroit. They have nobody to blame but themselves for that. But if the Hawks miss the playoffs, I'm going to dropkick a baby. :mad: I guess I'm a Minnesota fan tonight.
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    2011 Masters Thread (Golf)

    I really feel bad for Rory. He'll get his share of majors during his career, but it's not his day today. Two three putts already on the back nine and he just hit his tee shot into the water. Poor ***. He looks like he just needs a hug.
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    Help with a title of a TV movie!!

    That sounds exactly like the plot of Van Wilder.
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    Some of my Candid/Phone Pics - step inside!

    Loved the 2nd one the best. Feel free to keep posting pictures though. :D
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    2011 Masters Thread (Golf)

    ^^ Uh, about that Tiger guy. You know, the one who lost his edge. He's tied for the lead now. Watch out.
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    BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.

    No, it's not. Otherwise, you would have said ****** instead of saying the n-word. Your censorship of that word and not the other disproves your own argument. That is all.
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    BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.

    All you did was summarize Good Will Hunting in one paragraph. This is my not impressed face.
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    Andreea Mantea FYI: If you click on my siggy, I have it linked to either the babe's thread or...

    Andreea Mantea FYI: If you click on my siggy, I have it linked to either the babe's thread or her FO babe page.
  11. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    0tfajUhpFE0
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    Porn stars in everyday life

    I live in Indiana. The odds of me walking past a pornstar are about the same odds as this thread not being a repeat.
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    BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.

    :facepalm: You two are partly to blame for the decline of Western civilization.
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    After fuck an unknown person, What to do?

    Untie her? :dunno:
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    Your opinion matters to me.

    I like the idea of these women more than I actually like voting for one.
  16. Ace Bandage

    Pwl

    Re: PLEASE READ- Porn Wikileaks is NOT a bad site The fuck is porn wikileaks? Without the removed link, how is anyone supposed to have any goddamn idea about what's going on here? Why not just close the thread? And if you have to clarify that something isn't spam, well...
  17. Ace Bandage

    Smoking

    Now, that smoking is ****** in most public places (at least where I live), I have no problem with it. If people want to slowly **** themselves in the privacy of their own home, I'll all for it.
  18. Ace Bandage

    Zoey Model

    Let's just say that I found it somewhere that the board rules prevent me from linking to. It's a 3.77 GB file though if you ever come across it. Happy hunting! :hatsoff:
  19. Ace Bandage

    Lesbian domination

    What does that guy know about lesbians? :dunno:
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    Do girls get turned on when they sit on guys' faces?

    You would focus on the directions and not the topless girls... Homosayswhat?
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    Its hard to take this music video seriously with all the nip slips

    Holy 1987, :batman: ! Boobs are boobs. And it's not like the video compromised the musical integrity of the artist. When your voice is that goddamn horrible, flaunt your other assets.
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    Do girls get turned on when they sit on guys' faces?

    Yeah, I was going to write about a similar situation, but Sara Jean Underwood and Hope Dworaczyk just showed up on my doorstep topless and with directions to the lost city of Atlantis.
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    Er... first rule of banning is that we don't talk about banning. Gloat to someone in a PM but don't do it on the boards lest you join the one you're ridiculing..
  24. Ace Bandage

    attention pornstars

    Dude, losing your virginity to a porn star is a horrible idea. Save it for when you meet the right person. Well, you think she's the right person, but naturally she turns out to be bat **** crazy and cheats on you with douche bags. But for a few weeks there, you were truly happy. Losing it that...
  25. Ace Bandage

    How do i get on here?

    When I click the link it gives me a phone number and a pin number. I'm not going to try it out because I'm not real interested in getting billed for it.
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    How do i get on here?

    I'm not an expert or anything, but clicking the whole "join now" link on the site would appear to be a great starting point. Just spitballin' here... Looks like you can join by credit card, check, or mobile phone. I'm assuming that the mobile phone option is for people who don't like giving out...
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    That's not an insult. :facepalm: Thanks for you concern though. Meh, I don't really watch porn. I could give a fuck less about identifying babes. Telling someone to play with legos is not an insult. Again, your concern is noted.
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    Apart from pointing out a misspelling, please direct me to where I insulted him. If anything, the post from you below could be considered insulting another member: :hatsoff: Notice that I didn't complain about it though.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Any NBA fans????

    I haven't watched the NBA since Reggie Miller retired. He was my all-time favorite player. Hasn't been the same without #31. :(
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    No, you can't. You'd have to spread it around to 15 (or 10) other people before you could rep the same person again. Why don't you go play with some legos or something and let the grownups post in this thread? You just misspelled a 3 letter word. :facepalm:
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Great win for the Cubbies tonight at Wrigley North. Always nice to beat the Brew Crew. I do wish Marmol could just have 1-2-3 inning rather than putting on the first two batters. Not every game needs to be exciting.
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    Detecting facetiousness fail/10 :facepalm:
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Fuck yeah! Hawks looked great in the 1st period today. Smitty got his first goal and Soupy and Seabs both found the net. A win on Sunday would leave us at #7 and set up a series with San Jose against Niemi. It would be great to boot his ass out of the playoffs this year.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Name this Freeones member/mod/team member

    ... well, it's not Skyraider...
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    Yeah, because the most important members are the ones who sign up, make a few posts in the ID thread, and never come back. Clearly, they're in the upper echelon of importance at FO. And anyone able to ID a girl taking off her clothes for money deserves all the rep in the world. :facepalm: I...
  36. Ace Bandage

    Busty brunette from watch my girlfriend

    Greg's being a jackass. He knows who it is because identifying these girls is what he lives for. It's why he's racked up 25,000 posts in less than two and a half years. To him, it's the only important section on this board. Make sure you rep him too. He's nothing without that. I have no...
  37. Ace Bandage

    Sittin' on the Toilet

    I can't wait until she dies of a heart ******. Get out and exercise, you fucking fat mess.
  38. Ace Bandage

    The Strokes - Angles

    Haven't heard the new album, but I dig The Strokes. Best song: knU9gRUWCno
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    No, it just means I don't like his. (okay, maybe a little)
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Perhaps. Need more than a face though.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Why would the girl act like this?

    Three words to remember when dealing with women. These simple words explain all female behavior: Bitches be crazy.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Today's Top Headlines in the World

    It makes you wonder if anything positive happens in the news anymore. Fuck. It says quite a bit about society that the only news people want to read about deals with crime, death, destruction, and war. From now on, news broadcasts should discuss one uplifting story for every two they discuss...
  43. Ace Bandage

    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    I sure as fuck didn't join for those two forums. I joined this forum so that I could view the pictures in the funny pictures thread. Now, I only post in the talk forum. The babe section is filled with new posters who only create an account to identify some girls and then they're gone. That...
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    The board isn't just here for identify and babes. I don't post in either one of those forums because I don't give a fuck about them. It's amusing to me that you think your contributions are more meritorious than others because you know the names of women who take their clothes off for money...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Hey, can you close this thread for me: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=333823 It's...

    Hey, can you close this thread for me: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=333823 It's meaningless now that rep numbers are astronomical, and I'm sick up noobs posting in it as well. TY :hatsoff:
  46. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    3/10
  47. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    No. And putting -cs™ after every fucking post is annoying. Your user name is directly to the left. We know who wrote it.
  48. Ace Bandage

    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    I voted to reset it. It's largely meaningless now with how astronomical the numbers are. I don't really post here that often anymore, so I'm just meh about it anyway. Here's a way to decrease the amount of rep given out: do away with those stupid post count milestone threads. Why do we need a...
  49. Ace Bandage

    Man arrested for barking at a police dog

    What a dumbass. :facepalm: If you can't handle your *******, then don't *****. He was antagonizing a police dog sitting in a cruiser. Next time, let the dog out of the car and see how funny the guy thinks it is to get maimed.
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