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Yeah, I was thinking that, but I had already scored the knockdown, so I didn't attempt to kick the country while it was down. You curb stomped the **** out of it. Impressive, Star Fox! :D

I don't think that the car matters. I've pulled plenty of ass with my Honda Civic. I am incredibly charming though. That might be the cause...

That's why I don't go to Mexico. Well, that and the poverty and low standards of cleanliness.

Is there a Coaches or AP poll I can look at for this? How can I tell who's underrated without seeing the current rankings? :dunno:

Americans > Everyone else USA! USA! USA! That is all.

You need to PM a mod about moving this thread to the right forum. All ID requests go here, Scooter.

TY! :hatsoff: The girl is Kayla Love. If you click on the siggy, I always have it linked to the girl's FO babe page.

I'm really glad to see CP7 (Painter) play at least a decent half of football. After those first two drives, he was 9-15 for 140 yards and 2 TDs. He's a mediocre QB, but I like having him on the roster because he's a former Boilermaker. I don't think the Colts would have brought in Collins if...

:bs: Just all over in this thread. I don't believe the story you posted this time, and I don't believe that you were ever married or had ****. You're just another guy making up **** on the Interwebs.

Re: Olympics London 2012 I'd love to see American football as an Olympic sport. I'm just picturing a 5'7" South Korean QB dropping back to pass with Ray Lewis coming at him with a full head of steam. Or watching said South Korean team try to tackle Maurice Jones-Drew. Good times.

She's not Colombian, thus she's woefully unattractive compared to the 2,694 females I see at various points during my everyday life. I happen to heart Emma very much, sir. Asshole.

Yes, I can make them. No, I will not make one for anybody else. M5QGkOGZubQ

:dunno: I saw granny in the link, and didn't click it. Why the fuck do I want to see that?

Nope.

I have an eleven inch penis... around. Think about it!

Um... none of them. :dunno:

Fuck, I was just adding slogans. I'm not that dedicated. Feel free to do it on your own.

This thread is in need of some gratuitous examples:

A few more: :D Pringles - Once you pop, you can't stop XBOX = Jump in Wrigley's - Double your pleasure, double your fun UPS - What can brown do for you Visa - It's everywhere you want to be M&Ms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand Maxwell House - Good until the last drop Hostess - Where's...

****** Nature at work. Watch it all the way through. Well worth the eight minutes. LU8DDYz68kM

Good. Busy with school starting up, but it's good to be back at work. How you doin'?

I remember one time when I lost 42K in rep back when having 100K was a big deal. There wasn't any sympathy for me. I don't even think I brought it up though...

^^ You cut me deep. I will exact my revenge when you least expect it. :batman:

I was at the doctor recently for stitches in my hand. I was charged the first time for sutures and cleaning the wound. And when it was time to take them out, I was charged again for suture removal. I didn't care because a travel agency's insurance was footing the bill, but I was definitely...

You ruined my joke. Sad face. :(

Could we now say that he does not have a... (wait for it) Job? :facepalm:

I **** both of you. :mad: May you be bitten by venomous ducks and fed to ravenous wolverines.

:sing: Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again, and learn to live so free... :sing: You have a needle dick. That is all.

Nope

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How you doin? :D [/Joey Voice]

ain't, got, things, irregardless, and any texting acronym that has invaded the goddamn lexicon.

That's an optometrist, Scooter. There's a bit of a difference between Lens Crafters and a general practitioner.

Those aren't chickens, they're *********** babies that sprouted angel wings... Sad face.

I guess I'll just show myself to the door... :(

Historical perspective is completely lost on this poll. :facepalm:

The Gipper.

Follow up visits always cost money. This isn't Soviet Russia.

#18 is going to miss the first two starts this season. So in essence, we're starting in an 0-2 hole. Kerry Collins has been playing since Nam, and I've never been a fan of him. Without Peyton, the Colts are a four win team. He's the franchise, and it's going to hurt not having him in the lineup...

Wait, what? You skipped over the boobs to comment on the satirical quote? What about the girl?

I am offended! In between ******* bouts of yelling at my pathetic sports teams on television, I happen to be very happy, sir! Thusly, I demand to be surveyed.

I won't be a dick. 1. Go here: http://board.freeones.com/search.php?searchid=45483962 2. Disco.

8/10 Classic.

Legs. Like Lindsay Marie's for instance: :drool2:

7/10

Indiana is 41st? I think not. :mad: I was not surveyed, nor was anyone I know. I call bullshit. :bs:

Manbearpig is thrilled that you're all focusing on global warming rather than the true threat... :elaugh:

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Download it illegally. Problem solved. :hatsoff:

That's not an insult. Typing in big, bold text doesn't mean that you're right. It just makes you obnoxious. (Have fun playing a chick on the Interwebs, but you're not fooling anyone...)