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I took GSB with the third pick in my moderator fantasy draft. It's ******* me to have him on the inactive list. I tried to trade for Diva, but the guy wanted too much in return. I ended up getting jaygod off waivers, but he doesn't quite produce for me. I remember when DOA was the top fantasy...

If you put a dildo in your mouth, you're gay. Man law. You'll probably get AIDS from it too. And dick cancer. And the plague.

. . . and T-Swizzle

Lemon meringue is my favorite dessert. Followed by pecan pie and any kind of cheesecake.

My ******-in-law decorates my tree every year (and to a lesser extent, my niece and nephew help her). The **** wanted to put my tree up, so I let them do it a little early this year.

I find this statement incredibly hard to believe. I've seen you in your videos.

I tried to read this thread, but I don't have any fucking clue who she's picking to win the categories. No goddamn idea what a Manwin girl is or who's hitting triples in St. Louis (Matt Carpenter?). Guess I'm not cool enough to know all the douche bag lingo that goes on around here.

Look around. Most Americans do this every day of the week.

How do people make it this far in life without being able to use the proper form of your? Yes, I'm aware that we're on the Internet. That's still not an excuse to be fucking retarded. Side note: I'm not even sure what he's asking, so I can't answer the goddamn question. But if this is...

I've never stolen anything from a hotel. I'm White. I also have morals and values.

7PO_-E4_BO8 Love this song.

That's nothing. Kenny has died 89 times on South Park. And that show is far superior.

I'd be an IndyCar driver and race in the Indianapolis 500. I wouldn't even have to win. Just to be in the field on race day in front of that tremendous crowd would be an honor.

Same. :cool:

Uh, a couple things. 1. Totally agree with DOA. Her tits look ridiculous. Who gets stars tattooed on their breasts and thinks it looks good? Seriously, it's worth looking in the thread to see them. Dude should make his own thread: How to completely ruin an otherwise decent set of tits. 2...

This is what I think of when someone mentions homeless people. Yes, I'm a horrible person, but it makes me giggle...

Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Lisztomania

Two of my favorites. To that list I'll add: Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs The Decemberists - The Crane Wife The Shins - Wincing The Night Away Those are probably my top 5 favorite albums of all-time. And even though it was 2 goddamn years ago, I'd still rep you for this post if I didn't...

Re: Hello Freeones! I am Sophia Winters <3 This is why we can't have nice things... :facepalm: The girl already posted nude pictures of herself in the thread. Isn't that good enough?

Last Sunday, the tornado leveled a manufacturing facility that's about a half mile from my house. It also destroyed my old middle school's gymnasium. That was the first time I've every actually taken shelter during a storm. It was a little scary...

Definitely can't ask for that here. If you want the pictures in HQ, join her site. Or just be happy with the samples. Asking for ways to download it without paying will get you a meeting with the ban hammer..

So you posted something on the Internet that wasn't true? That's... that's diabolical. The world is a lie... :(

I'm still curious as to how the guy who has been here for two months is aware of the current state of the board and the direction that it's heading... What the fuck do you know? Or a better question: which ****** account did you used to post under?

Re: Hello Freeones! I am Sophia Winters <3 Well played. :clap: You win the Internet today, Sophia.

I don't make my own sandwiches. That's what females are for. And to blowjob me while I watch hockey. :tongue:

Fuck you. :mad: I'm supposed to point that **** out. I seriously quit reading after he said worser. If I was speaking to someone in person, and they said that, I would immediately walk away. I'm sorry, but if you say worser, and you're not aware that it's incorrect, I have nothing to say to...

Can I get two red tickets and one fuschia candy striped ticket? Also, can I use my credits to get people ******? Like if I give you 1,500 credits, can assari disappear forever?

The pictures are in Finnish (or whatever made up, fairy tale language you people speak), so I can't read them.

You're not going to get anything better than 1080p. That should be 1920x1080 resolution. The only way to improve on that would be to get it on blu-ray.

I know, right? I once lost 42K rep at once (this was back when 100K was an elite mark), and I never even complained about it... I'll take that still missing 8K whenever you get a chance...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568799-The-Almost-Anything-Goes-Thread-%28read-the-rule-before-posting%29 :hatsoff:

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

There's a rule that you have to post boobs at least once on each page in your welcome thread. Yeah, that's a thing. So... it appears you're not in compliance on this page. You should probably rectify that. Oh, and welcome to FO! :hatsoff:

Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Calvin and Hobbes is without equal. Such a beautifully done strip. Poignant. Simple.

I agree with both of these sentiments. :thumbsup: I thought I would love the no rules policy when it was implemented, but I was wrong. It just intensified flame wars and gave trolls the freedom to do or say whatever they wanted without any consequences. We used to be able to debate topics...

Hoosiers. My favorite sports movie.

That's some seriously disgusting next level ****, dude. You're fucked up.

This.

Useful for people who enjoy awful movies and gratuitous nudity... I would say good job but it appears that you watched seven American Pie films. That's about six too many...

That is Keanu Reeves.

No, I'm not helping him. Why would I jump in? I have no quarrel with the other players. Dude knew the risks when he cheated. Everyone needs an ass beating occasionally to remind them of how **** works in the world. If you try to cheat people at cards whilst playing for money, you deserved to...

Unfortunately, there is no correct answer. I always stay on the page, double post, and then delete the edit. Annoying, but what are you going to do? I blame the metric system...

I wish there were more stories in the news like this... restores a little of my faith in humanity. *** didn't want to meet an athlete or a *********. He wanted to spend the day helping people. That's fucking awesome.

This is classic Sam. He used to post **** like this all the time to try and get a rise out of me. Never really bothered me though. I'm aware the team isn't any good. I've watched them for the 25 years. It's not like I'm making the personnel decisions...

^^ I'm not reading all of that, Sam. And your article is over a year old. The Cubs haven't won in over a 105 years now. I actually rooted for the Cardinals in the WS this year, such is my disdain for Boston. I know that STL used to be your favorite team, but you've probably changed by now. As...

Something like that. Went away because the board wasn't fun anymore (full of goddamn trolls). Looks to have improved a little. So here I am. I was also a space ninja for awhile... so yeah, there's that too.

That looks exactly like Matt Damon... If you want a non bullshit answer, post your query in the right fucking place. They have a horde of trained chimpanzees who will examine your request and give you a list of possible matches. Enjoy, and tip them well. Side note: You're new, but that...