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  1. Ace Bandage

    The corporation

    This is what I think of when you say The Corporation: GI8oM_5W2Tg
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    8-12 more inches of fucking snow tonight. If anyone needs me I'll be hanging myself in the bathroom. Fucking winter. :mad:
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    Those who have experienced being in the porn industry.

    There are hundreds of girls posting here who work in porn/adult entertainment... We call them OCSMs (no fucking apostrophe) and their user names will be in pink. It will also generally say Official Checked Star Member under their user names as well. I'm sure there's a list of all of them...
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    ask me anything! (AMA) I miss my fan Q&A from my old tumblr :(

    If it's their job, then yes they're going to care about getting compensated for it. They typically spend over 40 hours a week working. If you worked 40 hours a week on something and somebody fucking stole it, would you be pissed off? Yes, you would. So yes, it is a survival issue. People need...
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    ask me anything! (AMA) I miss my fan Q&A from my old tumblr :(

    Rainbow, that had to be one of the stupidest goddamn things I've ever read here. And that's really saying something. This seems perfectly applicable here:
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    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    ^^ Yeah, Kaner is a fucking *****. He's kind of a big deal. Paul Heyman voice: "He is the reigning, defending Conn Smythe Trophy winner!" I love the response video that teammate Brand Bollig did. Awesome parody.
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    FXXXL - The Fantasy XXX League

    xlA9bNk3b5Q
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Yeah, I figured Henry, Christian, and Big Show would all be left off would off the Mania card. There just isn't space for everyone unless they make an arbitrary 6 man tag match. I'm not expecting much out of Warrior... I had forgotten about Del Rio. He's talented for sure. But he didn't seem...
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    why do videos usually look better with Windows Media Player?

    I wouldn't know, I don't watch porn. But he didn't say anything about file formats. He asked about improving video quality in other media players.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I really hope that Punk leaving is a work. Otherwise, I'm not really all that interested in buying WresleMania. Not having Punk or Bryan in the main event is a deal breaker for me. Sorry, I'm not spending $60 to see Randy Orton v. Batista. The way I see it, this is probably going to be the card...
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    why do videos usually look better with Windows Media Player?

    If the videos look better in WMP, then use WMP. Why do you want to upgrade other programs just to give you the same performance as something that you already have? What's the logic in that? :dunno:
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    World War I (1914-1918): Year of Remembrance

    GE, I don't post in this thread, but don't take that as disinterest. I check this thread daily to see what has been posted. There's some really good history in here and I've enjoyed reading it. Keep posting.
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    Trump says weighing run for POTUS in 2016

    Let me say this is my best reasonable conservative voice: "No thank you. We appreciate the offer but would like to respectfully decline. This will free you up to work on bankrupting another one of your ventures. Warmest regards."
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    I got a new bathing suit

    Yeah, whenever I post pictures of myself showing my ass in a one piece suit, I always pick up my house first...
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    I got a new bathing suit

    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start Let's go!
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    American Families Are Being Crushed By Medical Debt

    People go to the doctor way too goddamn much. I go to the doctor when I break something or I'm too sick too work. Otherwise, I ***** some orange juice and suck it up. I haven't sought treatment from a doctor in almost ten years. I don't have any debt tied up in medical bills. My ******* on the...
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    No school today, but that was only because of the bitter cold. To be honest, I'm surprised they canceled. City roads are fine here for the most part. I went in to school anyway and graded for a few hours. I can't just sit around and not do anything on a Tuesday. It's nice having extra days off...
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    How Would You Feel About Racial Separation?

    Apart from the lower crime and poverty rates, less dependency on government subsidized programs, and higher educational performance, I don't see the advantages of living with all White people.
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    Relationship advice anyone?

    Nobody said that. Ever. And you're not in love. You don't even know the girl. Your story is completely one sided. She doesn't feel anything towards you, and you're completely infatuated with her. She's not interested. Move the fuck on.
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    How to stop giving a F@$% what people think.

    If it is something that everyone already knows, then why the fuck are you posting it?
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    Justin Bieber arrested on ******* driving, resisting arrest charges

    Except that it wasn't true. His bond was $2,500, and he was not caught masturbating. I dislike the douche as much as the next guy. What he did to be arrested was enough. No need to add on hoaxes as well.
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    What happen to Dancing Bear site?

    Bear was tired? :dunno:
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    -18 here this morning, but we only had a 2 hour delay. Supposed to be even colder tomorrow with more snow. So probably another delay as well. This is as cold I remember it being here since the ice storm of '98. My parents tell me that this is nothing compared to the blizzard to of '78. I wasn't...
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    Let's not sugar coat it. The Rumble was fucking awful. 1. Orton v. Cena was boring as hell. Again. I hope we're done with this now. 2. The NOA have no business winning the tag titles at their advanced age. They're not entertaining anymore nor they can put on a decent match. 3. I'd like to...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Happy Birthday!!

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    S-P-A-N Photo Tournament: Looking for All-time Greatest Classy-Hot Nudes!

    You have way too many goddamn rules for a simple voting contest. So naturally I don't plan to follow any of them. Here are two pictures of Shelby Chesnes that are much sexier than what you just posted. These two picture are now ineligible. But damn are they hot... :hatsoff: (click to enlarge)
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    FreeOnes is the 2014 Fan Site of the Year! We did it again!

    Thanks for the award. I'd like to think my crew first. Super pit stops all day long. The Valvoline Motor Oil, Furniture Row, RC Cola Chevy ran strong all day long. Also, thanks to Goodyear for giving me great tires all month. This was just a team victory. Thanks to everyone who helped me get...
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    Justin Bieber arrested on ******* driving, resisting arrest charges

    Dear Canada, Can you take your Bieber back now? It has worn out its welcome here. Warmest regards, America
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    I love your good-natured attitude toward winter. :1orglaugh But -27 is not chilly. It's an emergency condition. It's -20 here, but we have school. Because fuck **** who have to walk.
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    Someone impersonating Xo Gisele

    Are you North Dakotan or retarded? Again, I have not called anyone else stupid. Only you. It's not random. It's very specific. Here, I'll say it again: you're fucking stupid. And judging by your inability to comprehend simple sentences, I stand by my previous assertion. I'm still not sure if...
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    Someone impersonating Xo Gisele

    No, I did not say everyone else is stupid. You are fucking stupid. Someone is using Gisele's picture on a back page ad. Who gives a flying fuck? It's the Internet. Do you want Gisele to file a lawsuit? Get a court to issue a cease and desist order? I bet she doesn't do either one because I'm...
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    Justin Bieber arrested on ******* driving, resisting arrest charges

    I don't know if it's an option, but I'm okay with shooting him. Also, it was smart of them to block off the road before they started. That way no innocent people would be involved in the fiery car crash that probably would have ensued. It's too bad he didn't wrap the car around a tree though...
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    Aw... What a good ***/husband! I **** your face.
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    So we've had a two hour delay almost every day this week. It's -3 degrees right now (-16 wind chill), and it's supposed to snow all weekend. Fuck snow. Fuck cold weather. Fuck winter and fuck whoever thought of it. I'm over this ****. :mad:
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    Battling Nudes - Photo Competition!

    Lisa Kate. You know, you wouldn't have to keep track if you put in a poll...
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    The Rocco movie shot in the warehouse with grannies???

    Dude, coloured is not the preferred nomenclature...
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    Miss FreeOnes 2014

    And I'll never understand why non-OCSMs give a fuck about it. The girls at least stand to make some money or gain recognition if they win. Why the fuck do other people care? It's a fucking popularity contest for adults. Didn't everyone get enough of this **** in high school?
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Wow, it's pretty obvious that Seattle doesn't know how to win with class. Clearly, they can't act like they've been there (before because they haven't). Sherman is a punk. Straight up. A perfect example of a player behaving like his coach. I can't wait to see them get thoroughly shredded by...
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    I agree with most of this. The 49ers were my favorite team growing up (along with Indy, but they were never any good then), and those teams from the 80s and 90s usually won with class. I don't see them as a classy organization right now. Harbaugh is an annoying, obnoxious douche, and the rest of...
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    Looking for late night movie

    Good Will Hunting? :dunno:
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    Miss FreeOnes 2014

    With any luck there won't be a contest this year. One can *****...
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    Sport

    Baseball is my favorite to watch, coach, and play. I watch more Cubs games than any of my other favorite teams. That being said, nothing is more exciting than playoff hockey (Go Hawks!). I love the NHL playoffs. I'm also a fan of American football. I was in high school when the Colts drafted...
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    What rating (0 - 10) would you give this SPAN photo?

    Arbitrary score of 6. A nude ballerina stretching isn't really an artistic photo to me. What makes it artistic? The fact that she's not looking at the camera?
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    Which one is your favorite?

    That photo was from the rematch, Jag. Ali stood over him and yelled, "Get up and fight, sucker!" :hatsoff:
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    Melissa Rauch vs. Kaley Cuoco [Bernadette vs. Penny from The Big Bang Theory]

    Statements like this never make any goddamn sense to me. How is she overrated? What flawed rating system are you referring to? Is there an AP or Coaches poll somewhere that rates women? Is Kaley too high on that list? Exactly what the fuck makes her overrated? If you don't think she...
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    20 AVN Award Nominations for Immoral Productions

    ^^ Fireball ******* is the devil's elixir. I was with a group of friends and we took shots of it every time the Colts scored during their wildcard game against KC. That was a poor decision. Lots of ******** in the 2nd half...
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    Does anyone know who the girl Samantha Sin is talking about is?

    I could be wrong, but I believe it was Matt Damon.
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    Photos of some great sports moments

    Definitely some great shots in there. The Miracle on Ice is probably my favorite one of the group. Below is my own humble **********: 1992 Indianapolis 500 - closest finish to date. Al Unser Jr. (W) and Scott Goodyear. (click to enlarge) I was sitting in the main stretch that day and was...
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