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  1. Ace Bandage

    THE PAWG of PAWGS

    Pogs > PAWGS
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    World War Z Official Trailer

    Read the book. And the survival guide as well. I never leave home without them.
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    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    Roll Tide.... or not so much. Johnny Football is the real deal. Everyone except for the fans in Tuscaloosa is happy with this result. Once USC beats ND, I'll be happy. Or the top three teams can win out, as long as the Irish are on the outside looking in. Any result that leads to a Oregon vs...
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    Best Pick Up Line Ever

    You, sir, are a true romantic. :bowdown:
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    Best Pick Up Line Ever

    Best pickup line: Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special. :cool: Side note: Gotta get Spexy in here. She absolutely loves cheesy pickup lines.
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    Is "Ocean's Eleven" as good as "Casino"?

    This. Just all of this.
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    Can't handle it

    Try the video forum. That's why it's there. The only answer you're going to get here is people telling you to check Google or fuck off.
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    A World Without Love Songs

    T-Swizzle
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    Check out this sexy new dominican porn girl

    As usual, you and I differ greatly on the definition of sexy...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Indy looked okay last night. Obviously, a win is a win. But Luck made a couple throws last night that were head scratchers. Particularly the interception. Granted, he was hammered when he let go of the ball, but the receiver was double covered. I like taking shots down the field, but only when...
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    Can any of you guys help me out?

    He joined in March. Is there an eight month grace period for being fucking incompetent?
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    The MOST EPIC "Small Tits, Big Juicy Ass" Babes/Models & Pornstars | STBA: Small Tits Big Ass THREAD

    Re: The MOST EPIC "small tits, big juicy ass" Pornstar Remy Lacroix is the correct answer.
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    my precum smell while jerking makes me hornier

    Re: Serious? False. Dwight never agrees Stanley.
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    I'm an uncle.

    You ejaculated an uncle? Sounds painful... :confused:
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    my precum smell while jerking makes me hornier

    Great question, Stanley.
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    No matter your leanings, no matter your party...

    Indiana ****** legislation requiring photo ID in 2005. The law was upheld by 7th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in January of 2007. That's not exactly a couple months ago.
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    Boy, 3, Gets $2,500 Ticket For Micturating In Own Front Yard...

    Technically, the officer did enforce the law. Urinating (or in this case exposing yourself) outside even on your own property is public indecency. However, the officer could have given them some leniency. The *** is three years-old. Surely, the law is meant to discourage older men and women from...
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    No matter your leanings, no matter your party...

    1. State IDs cost about $10. All you need is proof of residence and a birth certificate to get one. 2. You need a photo ID to get a job. 3. Everyone should have an ID for emergency purposes. There's no reason not to have one. Requiring state IDs doesn't disenfranchise anyone or exclude them...
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    No matter your leanings, no matter your party...

    ^^ What I like about Indiana is that on your ID, there's a bar code that they scan when you go to vote. They check your current address and match the photo with the person. Then they print a little strip of paper that goes in a binder. You have to sign that to affirm you're the person on the ID...
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    New nation, MasturbatioNation :)

    How has this thread not been deleted as spam/advertising? The fuck...
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    Would any pornstar make this to me?

    I'll do it for $1.50.
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    How long would it usually take for a moderator to approve a thread?

    All this helping people and sense of community is making me nauseous. I better go lie down.
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    No matter your leanings, no matter your party...

    Sorry, I can't vote tomorrow. Because we have early voting here, and I voted last Friday. :D
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    I see you glossed over the first part of my post. That's fine. :) I'll just assume that you concede that Luck has already engineered a terrific turnaround on a team that lost its franchise (4 time MVP) QB, entire coaching staff, #2 receiver, and a future HOF center. I also said earlier that I...
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    NHL: Your team's goalie mask you would like to see worn during the games

    Being a Chicago man, you know he enjoyed this one more: :tongue:
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    NAACP takes over polling place

    If it was a white group that was handpicking people to vote and cheerleading for Romney to be elected, it'd be viewed as racist. But since it was NAACP doing it, that makes it okay. Double standards, FTW!
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Oh, I **** the show as well. Mainly because I think Colin Cowherd is an obnoxious douche. If I do watch SportsNation, it's only to see Charissa Thompson. Good lawd is she hot... :drool2:
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    Sort of. :) That was also Ron Santo's charity of choice. Ever time a Cubs player was walked...

    Sort of. :) That was also Ron Santo's charity of choice. Ever time a Cubs player was walked, Ronnie or Pat Hughes would say, "With that walk and every Cubs walk, Wallgreen's will make a big $100 donation to JDRF. And we thank you, Wallgreen's." I figure it's a worthy charity, might as well...
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    Last Night...

    Did they move a Chippendales into your kitchen? How else do you explain leaving it?
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    >>> Help us come up with charities for the 2012 FreeOnes Charity Drive

    JDRF - Juvenile Diabetes Research Fund http://www.jdrf.org/
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    Famous women

    I'd have to see their skills at sandwich making in order to answer your question.
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Just to reiterate, AL12 has taken a team that was predicted to finish as the worst in the NFL (1) (2) and guided them into the playoff hunt by the halfway point of the season. That in itself is amazing. But he's also #4 in the league right now in total QBR. And this: ^^ Granted, it's a...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Aw, you mad, bro? I guess I would be too if my team was just beaten by the previously 1-6 Panthers. And RG3 would do 10 times better than Luck if he was on a real team? So he'd have 50 wins and 500 TD passes by this point in the season. Okay, seems legit. Luck has five wins this year on a team...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Definitely a better QB? Keep ******** that Kool-Aid, Scooter. I'll take guy setting records and winning football games. Right now, Luck is the NFL rookie of the year. And it's not even close. The only team that can legitimately blame the officials for a loss is the Packers. Any fan who thinks...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Chuck was actually at the game today and was supposed to visit the team in the locker room before the game. I'm sure that was a huge morale boost for him and the guys. He starts another round of chemo next week. Cancer is a bitch.
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    Go Redskins!!!

    Forget the election, RG3 cost me my fantasy matchup this week. No TDS, dude? You were playing Carolina. C'mon, man!
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Colts are 5-3. :surprise: Who saw that coming? I think they can realistically finish 8-8 this year. Compared to last year, that's progress. Christ on a crutch, the Bears looked good... and man did Tennessee look awful. The Bears are leading the North and ND is undefeated in college football...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    AL12 sets the rookie passing record eclipsing 433 passing yards against the Dolphins. So far he's 30-47 for 433 yards, 2 TD, and 0 INT. He's played a helluva game today. It would great if Indy had some semblance of a running game to complement him, but sadly, they don't. Tannehill has also...
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    Which continent produces the best PORN?

    'Merica. We're our own continent now. It's called continent awesome. We're the sole country on it.
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    Parties, events, shows, ...

    An island, seriously? And those are off the coast of Spain. You'd be the only person there. Have fun with that. As discussed before, your best bet would be to pick a spot in Chicago and have everyone meet there. Regardless, it's never going to happen. And you have 16 fucking posts. What makes...
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    Romney: Cleaning after Sandy is as bad as cleaning my room

    The top of the website says News That's Almost Reliable. They even have a satire disclaimer. So, what the fuck were you doing there, Stan? :tongue:
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    Why I despise (****) Unions

    Here's what the Google machine turned up: http://now.msn.com/hurricane-sandy-recovery-efforts-may-be-hampered-by-nonunion-crews-reportedly-being-turned-away http://www.waff.com/story/19981857/some-nonunion-ala-crews-turned-away-from-sandy-recovery...
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    Fantasies/Photoshops of Girls You Know?

    Rimshot, FTW!
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    What’s the difference between ********* ***** and sand?

    It offends me that you're offended.
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    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    You've got to be fucking kidding me. Is Pittsburgh actively trying to lose this game? They've completely shot themselves in the foot since the start of the 4th quarter. Unbefuckinglieveable field goal miss in OT. C'mon, man!
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    Is Edward Norton as good as Robert De Niro?

    Depends. Is he better than Taxi Driver or The Godfather Part II Deniro? No. Is he better than Meet the Parents DeNiro? Yes.
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    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    As much as I **** to admit it, the Irish are a very good football team. They won't impress you on offense, but their defense is ridiculous. If you don't have them in your top ten, then you have no business making a top ten.
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    need a pornstar look alike for this girl! REP +

    She looks remarkably similar to Matt Damon. Did you get this girl's consent before you attempted to plaster her photos all over a fucking porn message board? No, you didn't. Because you don't even fucking know her. And you can't rep people right now because you're in the red. You're welcome.
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