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They key to resizing the picture without distorting it is to reduce the horizontal and vertical by the same percentage. Most programs have an option to constrain proportions when you re-size. If you're only changing the width or the height and not the other, that will make the picture distorted...

Yeah, making siggys isn't really that hard. I just learned by playing around in Adobe Fireworks and Photoshop. It's not like it takes any advanced training/skills or anything...

I guess I'll get the ball rollin'...

^^ That post was seven fucking years ago. :facepalm: And this is also your seventh fucking post with that link in it. Knock that **** off.

Can we enter more than one signature in the contest?

Yeah, I wonder if a left leaning group like CBPP that works with public programs affecting low income families would have an agenda in keeping the current welfare system in place? NY Times and Time Magazine both refer to it as "left leaning" and "liberal" respectively...

Did Will really start an article and use a blog as his source? C'mon, man! And can you really blame it all on Obama? Doesn't Congress deserve some of the blame as well?

The Sheriff absolutely deserves this award. Remarkable comeback from injury last year, record number of TDs and yards (likely) this year, and a probable 5th regular season MVP. I'm not sure what else he could do to deserve the award. Ortiz failed a **** test, he can fuck off. Lebron has a...

^^ In other words:

Yet you did. For seven pages. On a fucking porn forum. You're a fucking ********. You didn't win any arguments here. You just made Conservatives look like fucking crazy blowhards bereft of any common sense.

I'm a reasonable Conservative. I don't plan to argue any points about this. I also don't plan to read any articles about the historical background of a fictional character. Megyn Kelly looked like a giant fucking moron in the entire segment. That is all.

Congrats to The Sheriff. 51 TD ****** in 15 games is remarkable. Peyton has been on an absolute roll this year. Without a doubt he is the greatest regular season quarterback of all-time. I hope Denver wins every game in the playoffs in which they don't play Indianapolis. Speaking of the...

That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting...

Wow, we have the same nickname. :1orglaugh That's awesome. I got mine on the football field from my friends. I'm 6'4" and always rush the quarterback. After one incomplete pass the QB said to his wide receiver: "I tried to get you the ball, but I couldn't throw it over the goddamn tree...

He's not a porn star, but Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏(@neiltyson) is my favorite person to follow on Twitter. Dude always makes me think, and I learn something new every day. And isn't that better than seeing the same ass and titties over and over?

Yes, I believe his name is Philosoraptor

1. I have the absolute worst sense of direction. I don't know why. Even in my home city, I use my GPS constantly. 2. I cannot stand to have anything near my eyes. Doesn't matter what it is. I can't wear contacts because of this. I wear glasses because I have an irrational fear that something...

I always identified more with Slytherin...

Finland isn't a real country. It's a made up, fairy tale place like Atlantis or Sarasota, Florida.

No ****. If I hated something as much as this needle dick seems to **** porn, I wouldn't waste my time posting about it on a forum dedicated to that subject. Go the fuck away.

I should hang this above my bed as a disclaimer...

Ugh, another St. Louis fan... :mad:

EDIT: "These are not the droids you're looking for."

I want the girl to propose to me on the mound at Wrigley. Why can't I be swept off my feet? :( Side note: 2015 is the turn around year for the Cubs. Mark it down. They may not win he World Series, but they'll make the playoffs. And if not, well, there's always next year... Just judging...

You're a shirt! :mad: I know, right? Imma marry her one day... after I ****** her. :tongue:

I **** the Blues, the Cardinals, and your face. :1orglaugh

This is my girlfriend Bethanie ironing my shirt. After she finished with that, she made me a sammich. :D

It's certainly interesting in the small scale. I would be interested to know how expensive the process is in the lab and on a commercial scale. Also, how much would you be able to produce in an hour on a commercial scale? In the lab it's less than a half gallon per hour. As with anything else...

Hopefully one that can be blown up with large amounts of explosives.

She sounds quite a bit like Nanna from Of Monsters & Men. And that was a pretty good cover of Little Talks. :clap:

I'll take (knock, knock, knock) Penny, (knock, knock, knock) Penny, (knock, knock, knock) Penny.

Maybe the third time will be a charm... :facepalm: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?746224-plz-suggest-a-story-a-long-well-described-shy http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?746217-plz-suggest-a-story-a-long-well-described-shy

You're not a very entertaining troll. :( Could you either try harder or go the fuck away.

Adversaries, seriously? It's the fucking Internet, dude. I don't have adversaries or enemies on a message board. I'm not in high school. Notice that I have not called you out or mentioned you by name in a post. All I have done is respond to your posts. If you had not mentioned me in your posts...

Dude just sent me a PM: So here's a negative personal comment - you're a fucking douche bag.

Who the fuck is this guy? :1orglaugh And what the fuck is the first post about? It's like the stream of consciousness ramblings of an imbecile. I can't follow it. And did he just admit that he was ****** but created another account? Can we ban him for that? Guess I'm a rat fink trool now -...

Well, since you mentioned Christmas, I'll stick your suggestion in the same place that Clark tells Todd he's planning to put his tree...

I wonder what fucking dickhead Cubs fan he's talking about? Dude sounds like a giant douche bag... Sweet Jesus, do you know how awesome this place would be if I had pre-approval of all messages? My god... there'd be like six active posters. I'd spend my entire day rejecting inadequate forum...

Donnie Darko > Jonni Darkko I've never heard of the guy... :dunno: Maybe don't watch his scenes? Just spitballin' here.

I've seen him take a curve ball a foot off the plate and drive it to the opposite field. He also beats goalies high post on the glove side. Dude is just that good.

I'd like to ban him. Taking away his rep could work too... Or we could shoot him. I'd also be in favor of doing away with the post count milestone threads altogether. Is it really worth celebrating every 1,000 posts somebody makes? That's just fucking stupid.

Mini Saltine crackers. Rather than break up the full size ones, I buy the minis. They're awesome.

I can only tolerate rap music as a motivational tool when I'm working out or running. Listening to arbitrarily aggressive music outside of those contexts never made any sense to me...

Dirk, Charlie Brown called... he wants his tree back. :tongue:

Nothing better than chili on a really snowy day.

I always read that in Stanley Hudson's voice...

Jon Stewart nailed all of this last night on The Daily Show. Pick it up at 2:50 to hear him talk about Megyn Kelly.