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Nobody is better at looking mediocre when winning a football game than Indy. Fuck, that was ugly. Titans were a special teams miscue away from winning that game. Colts have been outscored 35-0 in the first quarter of their last 3 games and won 2 of them. They're only going to make the playoffs...

Thanks, man. :D Haven't seen you in forever... Your signature is spectacular as always. :hatsoff:

Yep, still teaching. Actually got a good group of **** this year so I'm not completely hating my job. How you been?

Good to be bad back. :hatsoff: Still using the same siggy... I like it. :D

The truth is strong in this one. So much win...

Another slow start from Indy. The Deputy can't lead us back from a deficit every single game. It would be awesome to start with the lead or at least be able to match somebody. Instead, the Colts ran 3 offensive plays and were already in a 14-0 hole. They better get this turned around if they...

Big game tonight between the Hawks and Coyotes. Hopefully, Crawford gets on track and Sharp stays hot. I don't **** Phoenix as much now that Torres is gone. Ekman-Larsson and Doan are both great players and Smith always well against Chicago. Should be a great match up.

I spent last weekend raking every damn last leaf in my yard. My neighbors don't seem to particularly care about the leaves though. So naturally, after some strong winds last night, I have just as many leaves in my yard now as I did before. So fuck it. It bothers me, but I can't make other...

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Thank you, sir. Good to be back. :D

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. That's an astronaut riding a unicorn on the moon. Your argument is invalid.

I tried to take pictures, but I couldn't zoom out far enough. All you could see was my gigantic dick. I ***. I couldn't take pictures because there wasn't enough time. Best 23 seconds of her life though... Side note: Mass Effect is awesome.

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. Um, I live in 'Merica. We inhale patriotism and exhale freedom. And we spell it judgmental. So by Jesus, that's right.

If there's money involved, dudes don't cheat other dudes at card games. Man law. If you want to cheat at cards, go to a casino and take their money. I would walk away. I don't want a cut of the money, but I'm not going to call him out. If he gets caught, he's on his own.

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. ^^ I pictured Hester Prynne as being so much hotter than that... 1. Most of what you say doesn't make any goddamn sense. What moral lesson did I give you? This isn't an after school special. The fuck are you talking...

Death Cab for Cutie - Passenger Seat PKmGJParYno One of all-time favorite songs.

Anybody else still playing this game regularly? I have four level 55 characters and I'm working on a fifth. I really enjoyed the quests on Oricon and Makeb and am looking forward to more end game content. It's the only MMORPG I've ever played, and I've never really gotten bored with it.

Well played, ma'am. :bowdown:

I **** it when people objectify women... :mad: Where are the fucking tits in this thread? And my goddamn sandwich isn't going to make itself!

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. I was right. You're retarded. Sarcasm doesn't really work on the Internet, dude. And based on this conversation, I honestly don't think you understand sarcasm anyway. Also, how in the fuck would I know your...

So... supposedly, 2015 is the year for Chicago. If they haven't turned it around by then, Theo might get the boot. By that time Soler, Baez, Bryant, and Almora should be up with the big club. They're the future, but they're not all going to be ready for 2014. Baez might get the call next year...

Why thank you, sir. :hatsoff:

Honestly didn't know who Vanilla Bear was until I saw your profile... M12, right? Same profile picture anyway. I've been busy, work and such. I'll post occasionally.

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. How in the fuck does that have anything to do with what I posted? I talked about women on other planets, and you're bashing girls with breast implants. The fuck? Are you French or retarded?

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Wow, Indy looked awful yesterday. Just awful. Bad on special teams, bad on defense, and bad on offense. Not going to win too many games when you play like that. This wasn't so much about the Colts losing as it was about St. Louis winning. They were certainly the better team today. Indy cannot...

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. Isn't it sort of elitist to only include women from Earth in a Miss Universe pageant? What about the women from all the other goddamn planets?

This one brings me back to my senior year of college. I guess that was really the last year of my youth... ^^ Perfect song for this thread, IMO.

Remember when the Bears started 7-1 and then missed the playoffs? Good times. :1orglaugh Indy gets a win in Pagano's return, and that walking vagina Cutler gets to watch the postseason on TV. What a great day for football.

1. Luck has been playing like **** lately. Defenses only have to stop the passing game to stop Indy's offense. Luck still makes far too many poor decisions and tries to ***** the ball into tight spots. 2. The Colts are winning against bad teams (Chiefs, Jaguars, Titans, Lions, Bills, Dolphins...

More sexier is a double comparative. Quit fucking up my language. Both of the women in those pictures are unattractive. Being a fat fucking mess is not sexy.

You're an attention whoring douche. You'll always be an attention whoring douche. You should probably just stop breathing. That would work out best for everyone.

What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you Peruvian or retarded?

What are your thoughts on the designated hitter rule? There is a correct answer.

I plan on sending him a portion of my fantasy football winnings at the end of the year. He's going to single-handedly win one of my leagues for me. Everybody stayed away from him, and I picked him up in the 4th round. All I need is one more great week out of him. Normally, I would say that The...

Isn't Channing Tatum the correct answer here? He's so dreamy... Wait, what?

If Indy loses by fewer than 20 points this week, I'll be shocked Arian ****** is going to have a field day with this defense...

And here I was just thinking to myself about how the world doesn't have enough meaningless, worthless popularity contests after you graduate high school. Here comes Miss Freeones to save the day. Fucking homecoming for adults.

27 dead, 18 of which are elementary school ********. That's the only part of the story that matters. I don't cry very often, but the pictures of these **** being led out of the building, many of them ****** and holding on to each other as they walked together... completely heart wrenching...

If you're talking about the rapper, the thread title should read 50 Cent's crib. Just sayin'... Apostrophes are people too. And every time one isn't used, the terrorists win. :(

I see your game 7 from 2011 and raise you game 6 from 2010 and the banner raising ceremony from the first home game in 2011. The NBA, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, Teen ***, and American Pickers are poor substitutes for the NHL. I want some goddamn hockey! Very angry face.

1. That's a completely implausible hypothetical. 2. You like big dicks way too much.

Identical posts made 46 minutes apart. Are you playing the repeater? :1orglaugh

Or just Arizona in general. They started out 4-0 then completely derailed, fell off a cliff, and burst into flames. 58-0 and 8 turnovers, really? That's just flat out embarrassing. They should have stayed on the bus.