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I just watch Natalie Gulbis while she's stretching... (click to enlarge)

No, you're not. You're a fucking troll. And you post the same goddamn smiley in every thread.

I wanted to be a police officer like my ******. I also wanted to play second base for the Cubs. I'm so glad I didn't follow that *****...

It's not a porn chat board, Scooter. FreeOnes itself is a babe site, yes. However, FreeOnes talk forum is dedicated to any topic in particular. People post about whatever they want. Not everybody is here for the porn or even watches that much porn. If the topics here were only about tits, ass...

Mine is like my soul... empty. I don't have any porn on my computer.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper called. He said that you don't understand sarcasm. I'd have to agree.

I never made it through any of the Rocky movies. As a general rule, I don't watch anything featuring Sylvester Stallone or Nicholas Cage. They're just not good actors. The Mighty Ducks is corny and awkward (sexual tension between Bombay and Charlie's ***), but I still enjoy watching it.

A couple of tributes to the late Rick Majerus. They're both worth a read if you have the time. http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/8700759/rick-majerus-gave-heart-help-college-basketball...

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I believe The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is about as accurate as The Hitler Diaries...

So where do the Niners go from here? Is Kap the guy even if you aren't winning football games? Alex Smith is in the top 10 in QBR and QB rating and has a 20-6-1 record Harbaugh. He's having arguably the best year of his career. How do you put that guy on the bench? Smith is going to be an...

^^ I hope it's super AIDS. Or the plague.

How is that a babe link? C'mon, man!

Nobody has ever said anything like that in the entire history of man. Also, there isn't a girl on this planet that would want your tiny, baby dick, you sad, pathetic virgin.

You know, if Petra spent more time in the goddamn kitchen making sandwiches, she could avoid posting the same stories as other members. :angels:

It's not a misspelling. It's just using the accepted British English term. But every time someone from 'Merica uses the British term, the terrorists win. And nobody wants that.

How in the fuck would you determine the race of a girl's sexual partners just by looking at her? How does that make any goddam sense? You're a stupid cunt. **** yourself.

Goddammit, Briana. :mad: We are 'Merican. We spell it mold. When we spell it, we don't add the superfluous U like our friends across the pond. Go run ten laps around your house.

Yeah, that works. I follow Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter, and last week I was offered an a job as an astrophysicist.

Jennifer is the better actor, and Morgan has the better ass. Did I get get right?

If I had smart bomb that I could send anywhere in the world, I'd make sure it landed on your doorstep. Why not save me the trouble and throw yourself off a bridge instead? And quit posting about how you're going to buy cars and mansions. Your broke, dumb ass got evicted from your shitty...

Yeah, no. That's a dude. EDIT: Looking at your signature, I see that's not an issue for you. But I'll take the real girls in my signature all day long. Carry on, Tiberius...

As opposed to the face in your avatar?

IU looked really good in the first half against UNC. I know that both teams like to run, but UNC is playing right into IU's game. The Hoosiers have had at least five or six fast break dunks off of steals or rebounds. You're not going to beat IU doing that. And Zeller has been a man ***** in the...

Normally I don't have much to post in here. Watching Purdue just makes me angry.

Those are some pretty erotic elbows...

Tits or GTFO! Oh yeah, and welcome to FreeOnes. :hatsoff:

Anybody else watching the B1G/ACC challenge? Tonight is probably the one time during the year that I root for IU. It's about as much fun as licking sandpaper...

I feel like that's not a proportional response... Bri didn't even post in this thread, Scooter. The fuck are you talking about? Dirk posted an epic picture of Harley in boy shorts, but nothing has been posted about any other OCSM. .

Absolutely not. It's incredibly anti-capitalistic.

T-Swizzle wants to know why you gotta be so mean...

Are you blind? That might inhibit your ability to see the pictures. :dunno:

Yeah, porn stars, strippers, and hookers aren't real people. They don't have feelings.

He'll be hurt again (probably another bruised vagina) before the end of the season making this argument moot. And he'll never lead team to a Super Bowl title in his career. The Sheriff is the MVP this year. And every year.

M12 should be nominated for constantly reminding us in every goddamn thread that he likes chicks with dicks. He posts about cock more than Zdenka. We get it, dude. You like penis. There's a whole curious forum for that. Post about it there. They probably have fucks to give. When he's not doing...

Rumor is Jim Tressel is in the mix and has already been interviewed. I think that's wishful thinking. Why the fuck would he want to come here and coach? Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have him. I just don't see it happening. Purdue doesn't/won't pay coaches (see Matt Painter). I don't see how...

Danny Hope being fired at Purdue was the best news I heard today. At the beginning of year, he said this was the most talented team he'd ever coached. Really? It sure as fuck didn't look like it on the field. At times this year, Ross-Ade stadium was less than half full. This team was just not...

EDIT: These aren't the droids you're looking for...

Angelica was frequently bested by ****** ********. Eric Cartman took body parts from Scott Tenorman's deceased parents, ground them in to chili, and then fed it to Scott. He's on a completely different level.

Three people is probably enough for a game of Monopoly...

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Awesome. More vague, trolling posts about Obama meant to incite Liberals into flaming you so that you can respond with an article or blog from a Conservative website that you will use to unsuccessfully refute their arguments. You're not capable of refuting arguments with your own ideas because...

We should all call the number and pretend to be interested in his script. Fucking douche bag. You have to scroll down and read some of the script. It's fucking priceless. He planned for everything. Even dialogue and direction in the sex scenes. :1orglaugh

Fuck me sideways. Wittek isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is. It looks like Notre Dame is going to the NC game. If anyone needs me, I'll be slitting my wrists and falling on swords in the bathroom.

You're a special sort of retard, aren't you? Can we ban this fucktard for continually posting links to ****** sites? He's not contributing anything worthwhile anyway.

That sounds exactly like the therapy scene in Good Will Hunting. "It's not your fault, Will."

The t-shirt (cake) is a lie. I never got one.