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Waiting for season 4 of Boardwalk Empire to hit the Netflix. Probably going to be a while unfortunately. I've already had it spoiled that Harrow dies this season. That made me very sad face... :(

Small. Like my dick. Wait, what?

You got: Scooter Your life is all about coffee. You’re really, really good at your job and deserve more recognition. Never heard of him... :dunno: Both statements are true though. Not sure how you get that from Scrabble, Revenge of the Nerds, Under the Bridge, and a desire to have...

I guess the goal is to attract more ******** so that they go to the Cubs conventions or games with their parents and buy more merchandise. But yeah, I see your point. Personally, I'd steer ******** away from being Cubs fans. You don't need that kind of disappointment and misery in your life...

A ball club that has been in existence for almost 138 years decides that now is the right time for a mascot. And this is what they come up with? A goddamn bear that doesn't wear any pants? The fuck? Seriously, the fuck? :facepalm: Worst. Idea. Ever. I don't care if it's for the ****, it's...

I always tip at least 20%. If the service was outstanding, I'll tip more. That doesn't happen very often. I **** when I'm with a group and they include the 15% gratuity in the check. If you're going to make me tip, then you're only getting what's on my bill, nothing more.

Kate Moss was a **** whore. Why were you shocked to find out that she posed topless? And to me, it's just another picture. I'm not sure why you think it's such a big deal. Just being in black and white doesn't make it more artistic. It's just like any of the other pictures out there of other...

Could be her doppelgänger. Like the best one ever. No? Okay, it's probably an impersonator.... I'm sure this happens all the time on the Internets. I don't think there's really anything you can do about it. I wonder what she means by late night fun. Do you think she'd be down for some Halo...

10th grade English teacher. I am criminally underpaid. :1orglaugh

I heart boobs.

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Another group has been drawn at 6:30am EST! Where are my manners? :facepalm: Thanks to Petra and the rest of the admins for the awesome prizes. You win the Internet today. Well done. :hatsoff: - - - Updated - - - Where are my...

I bet it ****** you to agree with me, didn't it? Muahahaha...

Well, Purdue won't be there. :( Alabama Oklahoma The Ohio State University Stanford

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Another group has been drawn at 9:30am EST! w00t! I win. Now I just have to hope that nobody took the prize that I wanted...

It's snowing here. Again. I took the niece and nephew sledding so they could get a break from their parents (and vice versa), helped two people push their cars onto the main road after they couldn't get out of the neighborhood, and shoveled my driveway for the 3,189 time. I feel like that was...

You know, taunting, gloating, and pretty much being a giant *****'s ass. I'm awesome at that. Had I won, I would have done some serious smack talking...

I **** to lose at anything... I'm a sore loser, what are you gonna do? :) Though to be fair, I'm a pretty unpleasant winner as well. I would congratulate all of the winners, but I **** their faces. So yeah... that's as good as it gets.

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Another group has been drawn at 08:40am EST! That's reasonable. I wasn't mad that you won... just mad that I didn't. :D

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Another group has been drawn at 08:40am EST! Fuck you, mayhem! :mad: I hope you get space AIDS. - - - Updated - - - Fuck you, mayhem! :mad: I hope you get space AIDS.

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Check often to see if you won!!! All I want is the Playboy pass. I think it will get picked later anyway. Fingers crossed...

The best way to not eat anything you're craving is to completely remove it from your house. Seriously, if you don't have it nearby, you can't eat it. I used to like candy, ****, and other sweets. I stopped buying them altogether and stopped eating/******** them. Also, once you start eating...

Re: >>> Raffle Ticket RESULTS (AKA Winners thread)! Check often to see if you won!!! I got 30... and nothing so far. There's only one prize that I really want. Once it's gone, well... To anyone who has already won: I **** your face. :mad:

So rather than a signature making contest, it hinged on whether we found your favorite pictures to use... Had I known which ones you liked initialy, I wouldn't have had to waste time looking through all the galleries. Yes, and learning how to make a quality one and keep it within the the...

Nah, it's her contest, she can pick whatever one she wants. Would have never guessed that having too much variety in the pictures would be a deterrent to winning, but eh, what are you gonna do? :dunno: Mine is clearer in terms of picture quality (compression and loss in the GIF) and all the...

I love how when assari gets angry or irritated all pretense of him not being able to understand English is completely dropped. He's probably not even Finnish. Dude is probably just an uneducated fucktard living in Jersey.

I would love to make a signature for Harley. All she has to do is tell me which pictures to use, and it will be done. I don't really make signatures for people anymore, but I'd make an exception for her. :D

I got 30 tickets. I better win what I want or I'm going to send out several long range missiles to undisclosed locations. So if you value humanity, post the winners when I'm online.

Another day off school tomorrow. I could get used to this. :D I did precisely dick today on my day off. I was productive enough to shovel the driveway so that the snow could blow back over it, and I also caught up on some Boardwalk Empire. Still way too cold to be outside for any length of time.

So if you're scoring at home, it's wrong when BC makes an alternate account after being ******, but it's okay when Mariah does it. Good to know... :facepalm: Consistency/10

My guess is 13,627

Why in the fuck would you want to chat with random girls online? Are you in middle school? Grow the fuck up and meet a girl in real life. And quit ending every one of your posts with a hash tag. This isn't fucking Twitter, and it makes you look like an obnoxious douche.

It's -38 degrees here right now. That's not weather, that's an emergency condition. It's just stupid cold. Completely unnecessary.

More power to you for enjoying it with your ******. Awesome ***, FTW! I've shoveled snow and kicked over my neighbor's snowman. If I'm not enjoying the weather, they sure as fuck don't get to either.

^^ Dirk being the exception. A grown ass man who loves the fuck out of snow. :1orglaugh You crazy, crazy bastard.

The snow has abated (nearly stopped, actually), but it's still windy and cold as fuck. It's ******* to be on the roads right now unless you're driving an emergency vehicle. Good times...

Pics or GTFO!

We have about 8 inches on the ground here. We'll get another 6 inches before it's all finished. School is already closed tomorrow, mainly because it will be -30 with wind chill and most of our students walk to school. I fucking **** winter. I fucking **** snow. I fucking **** shoveling snow. I...

Te'o was the 38th overall pick in the draft. His whole deal was worth 5 million dollars. With a back loaded contract, his base salary in 2013 is $405,000, and he'll get an additional $535,000 from his signing bonus (total salary of $940,000). So he's nowhere near 6 million this year. Even in the...

There are no words for last night. The fact that Indy was down 28 in the 3rd quarter and ended up taking the lead with four minutes to spare is staggering. The Colts were in victory formation to end the game despite trailing by 4 TDs in the previous quarter. It was remarkable to watch. I'm...

Re: Wrestling chicks Paige is the next big diva in WWE. I can't wait until they call her up from NXT. She has had some great feuds recently with Emma and Natalya. Can't wait to see her in the ring battling AJ Lee for the diva's title. In the mean time, here's Eva Marie. She can't wrestle and...

About to head out to a friend's house for the game. I really, really hope Indy wins, but I don't have a good feeling about it. I think KC and the Eagles both win close games today.

1. Run faster. Run farther. 2. Take up a 2nd job. 3. ***** more ****.

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Great job, Buzz. You ****** that joke. :facepalm:

I noticed that very recent addendum to the rules this year. Methinks this thread had something to do with that... Petra, you sly devil, you.

The reason the Packers didn't sell out initially is because they sent out the playoff forms in November. At that time, it didn't look like the team was going to be playing anyway. And if you bought playoff tickets and they failed to get in, you wouldn't get your money back. They just rolled it...

I don't know, she looks pretty good in this video...

Who knew that Tide fans could be as obnoxious as Buckeye and Irish fans? :D I've taunted and been taunted by fans of rival sports teams, and it's never come to blows... or whatever the hell that was. If you can't laugh it off at then end of the day, stay at home. You're taking **** way too...

Give me a nice medium rare steak, some has browns with gravy (not ketchup), two eggs over easy, and some toast. -- The Drew Brees Special I've never really been a fan of grits.

Does this work the other way too? Is there a girl out there running around with two vaginas? Because that would be awesome...