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^^ :1orglaugh That's like being the weatherman in San Diego, California. Anchor: "How's the weather going to be this week, Jack?" Jack: (recorded sound clip) "It's going to be 70 degrees and sunny all week. See you next Monday."

Why the fuck do you need meteorologists in Britain? It just rains every goddamn day. I'll take Angela Buchman (on the right) from WTHR in Indy. Supposedly, she hooked up with Peyton Manning a few years ago when he was still with the Colts.

Yes, I'm aware, but I choose not to do so. And this isn't formal writing. So if I don't capitalize the first letter of a god I don't even believe in, that's my prerogative. I'm also okay with ending a sentence in a preposition (in certain circumstances) and splitting infinitives. Fuck off, Lowth.

Of course. But they won't do it. He does too much with Make-A-Wish and he always sells the most merchandise. And if he beat the streak, Cena would have to become the biggest, most monstrous heel of all-time. In order to make it worth it, he'd have to be Flair, Piper, Billy Graham, and Freddie...

^^ Well met then. You sad, sad bastards. :D

^^ And as I said before, my objection does not stem from the seriousness or the intent of the joke. I did not think M12 was going to be ******. My objection was that a moderator was discussing/joking with another member about banning. It used to be a bannable offense to even talk about banning...

We're not at all here to comment on porn. We don't all watch porn. As I have stated before, I joined FO to look at the posts in the funny pictures forum. I don't find porn all that interesting. Certainly not interesting enough to track anything related to viewing it. Thus my post. And as far...

No, but if one is going to accept a position as a moderator, one should be held to higher standards of accountability in regards to board conduct. Substitute whatever synonym of professional you desire. Doesn't change the sentiment.

Obviously, I want Indy to win the Super Bowl. Is that realistic this year? Probably not. I'd settle for beating KC and then playing the Broncos or Pats close. Also, as a ********* fan of the Niners, I'd like to see them do well. Really anybody but Seattle or NE.

Seriously? This is how some of your spend your time? Writing down which girl your masturbated to... QKFlhczTPUw

So your earlier assertion that it is "very much against the rules" was inaccurate. As I expected. It's not implicitly or explicitly forbidden anywhere in the board rules. You just don't like it. And as a brand new, swinging dick moderator, you're going to throw your weight around when you can...

Please show me in the board rules where that is prohibited.

I was very saddened to hear this. :( I was with a group of friends when someone brought this up. All he said was "Damn. Uncle Phil died." There was no need to elaborate. Everyone knew who that was. I saw this floating around social media today, and I thought I'd post it here too: best scene...

alexpnz has a real kickass siggy. Not sure who made it for him though...

It's not your fault, Will.

Noted. :D I'll make sure my second siggy is an animated GIF as well. I have to make another one (or several) now since ass face dirk is making one.

^^ Yes, we were getting a bit off track. Sorry, Harley. :( How inconsiderate of us (mostly Dirk and Vanilla Bear... and me, but just a little). More people should enter the signature contest. That will make my ultimate victory all the more satisfying. Side note: If I double post again, I'm...

Damn, you win the Internet today. Congratulations. Those are some very sexy pics... :drool2:

Meh, I was tired of Andronicus. It was time for a change. Yes, definitely because of the Cubs, not the chewing gum. My ******* has a dog named Cubby already... I wouldn't name my *** Wrigley, but I could see using Clark or Addison instead (streets on which Wrigley Field is situated)...

Except that 'Merica is awesome.

It's just a simple, innocuous name that I've been using in other places for the last few years. There is no meaning to it. Also, I just like the name. If my next pet wasn't already going to be named Wrigley, I'd totally name him Ace. Side note: In regards to the bondage - I would love to...

Fucking amazing... and honestly not that bad for you.

Silly people. :1orglaugh Canada is a made up, fairy tale place... like Pandora, or Tatooine, or Hoboken, New Jersey.

What? I'm new, you don't know me...

I don't think anyone else has the time or inclination to compile such a list. Why don't you start it and get back to us when you're done. Run along now...

The fuck? :eek: Goddammit, HAL, where's your avatar? And why u no post more, bb?

It may seem hard to believe, but I'm an even bigger douche in real life than I am on here. Le that sink in.

I will face fuck you with a plague infested raccoon if you beat me in a contest making signatures. Regards.

Yeah, she'd have to tap. Otherwise, he'd break her arm. That lucky, lucky bastard... I would do dirty, horrible things to AJ in bed. Seriously, best 13 seconds of her life.

Then you're a giant douche.

I don't really get it either... especially with the kickass prizes you're giving away to the signature winner. :dunno: I had another set of pictures already cropped and ready so that I could make another one just in case. But it looks like I may not need to...

What the fuck do Panthers fans have to be obnoxious about? Can't wait until they're eliminated...

This. No way she kicks out of the GTS or escapes the anaconda vice.

Do you plan on making a bunch of these identical threads about whether or not the girl did porn? Why not just make one thread and include your whole list of girls? My guess is that the answer is always going to be... 2HJxya0CWco

Did anybody else really enjoy watching the Bears lose today? Couple that with an Indy win, and it was a great day for football. I really liked how Nancy couldn't even heave the hail mary into the end zone on the last play. :1orglaugh

I've said all along that stripping the moderators of their power and loosening the rules was directly responsible for the decline of the board. And what Plasma said. I miss that motherfucker... :( Listen to this song and reflect on what used to be... 7PO_-E4_BO8

Brunette, third from the left. Who is she? Winner gets an egg salad sandwich... slightly used.

Nah, it's the remix... :facepalm:

^^ You know your fans are not used to winning when they celebrate a division title. That means precisely dick. Are the Bears trying to lose? I don't get it. It's still fun to watch though. :D As much as I like Peyton, here's the difference between him and Tom Brady: if I told you told you...

I'll take Rose Leslie. Amazing. :clap:

Ugh, Hawks were outplayed after the first period. Plain and simple. It also didn't help that Chicago is on their third goaltender with Crawford and 76 year-old Nikolai Khabibulin both injured. I'm not going to fret over one loss, but it sucks losing to a division rival. :mad:

The best damn NHL captain Jonathan Toews and his girlfriend Lindsey Vecchione.

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1. A new laptop. Wasn't really a surprise since I told them exactly what to buy, but still a great gift nonetheless. Side note: my parents still go all out for Christmas even though my youngest ******* is 25. They insist on buying gifts... :dunno: 2. Run farther. Run faster. 3. Subway, I...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Do I sense judgement in that post? Or perhaps thinly veiled contempt? :(

Like or despise? Those are at completely opposite ends of the spectrum. Where's the gray area? Can't I just be apathetic towards it? I don't find the show that interesting so I don't watch it. I do not despise the show, however. I find most reality TV to be very off putting.

Less than an hour. I make about seven posts per day... doesn't take that long, really. No. I don't have any sets or videos. I'm not really that interested in porn. When the board was better, I used to spend time reading threads. Now I don't. Again, no. No. Not on here. There isn't anything...