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I should destroy you for the insinuation!

I would think that a self-proclaimed economic genius such as yourself would have heard the term before this. Hell, I am some schmuck who works in retail, and I know the phrase has been going on three years. Where do you get your financial news from? Mad Magazine?

Blame it on Anders. I am sure he has something to do with it, as it is.

They want to get and continue to have their tax cuts? One simple demand: hire full-time workers in the States, do not lay them off. Otherwise, too bad.

This thread is nine years old in gerbil years. Dirk likes gerbils in his ass. So, this thread makes perfect sense.

This will probably get me forever ******, but: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?655575-Breaking-news-Porn-stars-are-happier-than-other-women-a-startling-study-claims! (considering the OP in the other thread)

You actually see yourself as being persecuted, as being sacrificed on a cross? Wow. Delusional much? BTW, assari, it is not a good idea to give out advice you are unable to follow.

I love it when chicks stand out in the cold and their butts get all erect. Anyway...names. NAMES!!

Is she legal?

Were the pornstars and non pornstars interviewed with our without dicks in their mouths. That could make a huge difference.

However, Jaggar is correct about answering Sam the Cunt's threads. He is not doing it for conversation, he is not doing it to express his opinion...he is nothing more than a coward, a loser in life who is seeking and gaining attention. Ignore the little cunt, watch it blow up and cry, and it...

assari and jsmoothpa are the same person.

I can name three others who would very much so be in the running before VV would be even considered.

Little Miss Sunshine.

Is that a picture of a disfigured, dwarf worm?

Jesus cunt fucking in the asshole christ, this guy is seriously an idiot. We might very well have a three way tie for asshat of the year.

It's that. In the bold. You are inexperienced and stupid. That is not an insult. It is the truth. For, you see, there is no such thing as "unexperienced" - and as someone such as yourself who claims to speak English to such as fine extent as to have written the ultimate script, you should know...

You have yourself a Happy Thanksgiving, too, UnderBro.

I would have a tough time choosing between Kat Dennings or Beth Behrs...but if push came to penis, I would plow show developer Whitney Cummings.

I think he literally thought you were offering him sex. No. Seriously. This guy is a bigger idiot than I thought.

Wait. There is porn on this board? I have ****** my life.

Thanks, Jag - I always have enjoyed your posts and valued your opinion, even if they differ from my own...and even if you are a Cardinal fan. I guess we cannot all be perfect. Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

Nice to see you, Jagger, though for a short time. I understand, I truly do, and hope you will be back much sooner than later. Voices of reason such as yours are missed.

That was hot, Sam. No. Really, that was. You write gay porn quite fluently. And please do not embarrass us both by trying to deny that you are imagining it were you there instead. You know you want my cock in your mouth, exploding until you gag. You know you want it in your ass, my pass slapping...

I have said it before, cut the skin off of people of different ethnicities and we will never be able to tell the difference. We are all humans, being. Very well said, bob. I've only one thing to add: Penis. I know. I know. that really does not add to the conversation, per say. However, it...

I am a fantastic writer from Pennsylvania! I watch porn to give me inspiration for the script I am writing, the greatest script ever made with the hottest chicks ever born! It will make millions and make me a star. I will be the director, writer, producer and top stud actor. All I need is 600...

A correction: if I am mistaken, no member of Congress is actually sworn in by any text (bible, Bhagavad Gita, Koran, etc.), but sworn in en masse. Pictures of them being "sworn in" with their hands on their respective texts are basically photo ops. Please correct me if I am wrong. But, I say...

I am 0 for 9.

None on my harddrive. Now, my three external harddrives are another story.

What about Howard's ***? We never see her, but she sounds hot.

"Negro"? Where on the census would I find that classification? From the 1870s? Come on, retard, get with the times. And I will, gladly. I am proud of my heritage, whether it be Irish, German, Welsh, British, Italian, Spaniard, French, Native American, African American, and whatever else we...

Since he has taken over, my 401K has increased significantly, my taxes have decreased significantly, and my salary has increased. If this is what the next four years bring, bring it on. And attempting to make your point with the leader of a completely different company is quite lame. It would be...

Bingo. And what is sad is that there are some who are completely blind to this fact. Let us take Russia, for example. Russia is a pretty big damn area. One with 160 different ethnic groups within. Many of those groups can be traced to Asia, the Middle East and, yes, Africa. How about the...

The list of those on the board who are against cultural mixing is not surprising, in the least. What is also rather humorous is seeing those same claim to be of "pure white european *****", without knowing that their lineage is full of a lot more of a cultural mix than they will ever understand...

I do. Not a good one, by any means of the imagination. I mostly write about my penis. But, how could I resist? It is just so magnificent. It really is not my main way of earning cash, which is done via my male prostitution job, and offing little old ladies. I have also always assumed you look...

A man living from afar with binders, a closed mind and blind eyes will see nothing.

e695GIk9s94 I believe there is only one song. One fucking song, that they play relentlessly, over and over and over and over. I would love that site to death were it not for that fucking song.

Stan Scratch is a character who appears in almost everything I write. Sometimes he is a central character, other times he is simply there for my own amusement. He's a time traveler.

Cut the skin off a white man, a black man, an man of the orient, a Native American and put them side by side, and you will be unable to tell the difference. This race thing is all a man-made fantasy. And only a retard would try to compare a black man having sex with a white woman, with a zebra...

Take some sugar water (sugar water must be at least 90 percent sugar, 10 percent water) and soak it into a sponge. Put a hole inside the sponge and ****** some whipped cream inside. ****** the whipped cream with more sugar. Enjoy!

Fuck yeah. I get all hot and bothered picturing him on that cycle, you grasping him from behind for dear life...both naked as the days you were born!

I would have guessed he was a member here, until I saw he was not some burnt out old cunt.

That is quite all right - it would have been great to be a fly on the wall at his place during the election. I am sure there was a lot of yelling and cussing and **** bottle tossing when even FoxNews admitted Ohio was going to Obama. I can picture his tears now...and it gives me joy.

No, this is not an accusation about Mitt and his "deep love" for aquatic mammals. Losing the election was not the only thing which went wrong for Mitt and his team last Tuesday. http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2012/11/inside-team-romneys-whale-of-an-it-meltdown/

Price was one of those guys who seemed destined to win it the moment he was drafted. Dickey seemed to be one of those guys who was destined to retire the moment he was drafted. But, he turned his career around quite nicely.

I did once think I had 10 nipples. Even went to the doctor to see about it. Turned out to be some wet Cheetos.

It actually depends on Congress and what Republicans in there do. Will they continue to be the party of no, or will they actually start working to further the country, rather than only furthering the wants of the tea baggers. I honestly believe the country would be in a lot better shape without...

My left testicle is bigger than my other five.

One of the fascinating things about World War Z is that it has some science about it - I highly recommend giving it a look. Not only is there discussion of the decaying of the zombie, but there is of the older zombies and newer ones. Perhaps the running zombies are the newer ones,who have yet to...

The Janitor. And, I would love to nail Dr. Elliot and Jordan Sullivan, at once. Fireworks, I am sure.