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  1. StanScratch

    Would you join a dating site?

    I've been a member of a few, with limited success. One of the large problems are bots, trying to entice you to join other dating sites, or cam sites. After a while, it is easy to tell which is which. I have hooked up a few times, mostly on AFF, and did meet a couple back when Yahoo had a dating...
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    Is this the greatest abomination in the history of music?

    Have we all forgotten disco?
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    There have been quite a few changes from the comic, though - one major change being that Daryl and Merle are not in the comic. And, with that, the relationship between Carol and Daryl does not exist in the comic. But, because it does in the TV show, I think that will prevent anything happening...
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    If only...

    All fat people would legally become flotation devices and Thanksgiving Day parade floats.
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    Anti-American singer

    Little known fact: Gangnam style is actually about Will's love for other mens' penis.
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    Pic A Day Giveaway Game With DLH

    I will go with 715 again. It worked for Hank Aaron.
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    Another common troll tactic, the masked white flag. The false white flag is presented as a truce - the troll promises to change, to better his or her ways, to become a more respected member of the community. The act includes buddying up with enemies, of partaking in the fun threads and even...
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    When you were a ***...

    I wanted to be a Cincinnati Red. Centerfield or starting pitcher. I figured that I would replace Cesar Geronimo. I also wanted to be an astronomer. Carl Sagan led me down that path. And, I wanted to be a writer. Yes, all three. At once.
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    Neighbourhood brawl over cat leaves five injured.

    All this over some pussy. Come on, guys, someone had to say it.
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    It would actually cause a Fact Hole. Fact Holes exist when a user, usually Sam or Will, constantly bends the truth so far, it literally collapses into itself. Things such as facts, research, truths, history - everything real - are then sucked into these Fact Holes, unable to ever escape. As the...
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    WWII ; Was Allied bombing of Germany a war crime?

    So...Israel started World War II. Huh.
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    Obama's to take 20-day Hawaiin vacation on YOUR MONEY

    Of course, the same people who complain that Obama hasn't done a thing also say that Obama is quickly moving us towards a Socialist state. He must be practicing voodoo or something to get all of that not done.
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    I actually have been involved in real-life cases of stalking and harassment. One of the key stipulations by officials while going over the case: Do not blow it by discussing the case with the person who is doing the stalking and harassing. First the fake health scare, now the fake harassment...
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    Washington State Weather Sucks Ass

    I know it rains a lot there...but I am still very sure I will be moving to Seattle very soon. Visited earlier in the year, fell in love with the place. Ohio is not exactly known as paradise.
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    Gothic, Emo and Punk

    I've been a member of Suicide Girls since 2004 - rather glad to see some of my favorites get added to FreeOnes, too, especially Sash Suicide.
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    Ah ha! There we go!

    Ah ha! There we go!
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    Penis: The Second Least Used Organ Of Freeones Members (The Brain Being The First) A little...

    Penis: The Second Least Used Organ Of Freeones Members (The Brain Being The First) A little long, but to the point.
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    It would indeed be a best seller. Of course, my first demand is that the word "penis" is going...

    It would indeed be a best seller. Of course, my first demand is that the word "penis" is going to be the title. In fact, it just might be THE title.
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    I learn from the best. Sam. Will. Fatfish. Assari. Jpsmoothpa. Crazy4thebrat. All poets, in...

    I learn from the best. Sam. Will. Fatfish. Assari. Jpsmoothpa. Crazy4thebrat. All poets, in their own rights...and all inspirations.
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    Obama's to take 20-day Hawaiin vacation on YOUR MONEY

    Had Romney won, and when he would have failed, the Republicans would have simply blamed it on Obama policies.
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    It's actually a business venture myself and a couple of friends have gone into. We just don't...

    It's actually a business venture myself and a couple of friends have gone into. We just don't think there are enough true white guys out there, so we thought it would be nice for people to be able to hire us. Besides, what else are white guys good at than being white? Singing? Dancing? Running...
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    Lоlita Borgia ~ Official 'Cute but Kinky' Thread xXx

    I think I could make some great meals out of your panties, ******.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Yeah, seeing Tyreese in the last episode was great. They stopped at a time full of suspense, that is for sure. It will be interesting to see how the battle of the brothers ends up. It was cool to see The Governor get the glass in his eye. Whenever I picture The Governor of the comics, I...
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    Do you believe the 'Protocols of the learned elders of Zion' is accurate?

    You can think what you think, I will know what I know. I know you are remarkably paranoid and will die quite miserably and alone. Cheers!
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    Criagslist Casual Encounters

    Then how am I going to get rid of my sperm-soaked, booby-trapped toaster?
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    You have also never posted those pictures in the "Post a Picture of your Girlfriend" thread.
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    Do you believe the 'Protocols of the learned elders of Zion' is accurate?

    People say that the right wingers need to diversify. I think this thread is a good point that they have. You have your right wingers who are totally paranoid of the Middle East's treatment of Israel, and you have people who are totally paranoid that all Jews are out to take over everything...
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    Win a Date with Briana Lee Contest!!

    She WAS there, bob. I saw her come in. I was sitting in the corner of the bar, pants around my ankles, but that is not important right now. What is important is that Ms. Lee WAS there. And she had jpsmoothpa with her. He was going to pitch his movie idea to you. I guess you lost out on that one...
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    Tom Leykis 101 Tenets of Dating

    Oh. You put the Tabasco in the USED condom. ****. Hotdick! Hotdick! Hotdick!
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    Those women are actually "Motorcycle Show Girls", women who are paid to appear at the shows (many times by the show sponsor or a bike company), model on the bikes and have their pictures taken with bikers. They are not only the bike equivalent of the computer expo "Booth Babe", but many are one...
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    Caption this picture

    I want to be there.
  32. StanScratch

    Do YOUR Part in the 2012 FreeOnes Charity Drive and VOTE now! (details inside)

    Polaris is a fight against human trafficking and slavery. So, they are in no way the same.
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    Karl Rove, ORCA, and...Anonymous?

    All right, this very well could be a work of fiction...however, it is a rather intriguing one. As you might remember, right after the election, I had posted an article about a failed program the Romney team attempted to roll out on election day called ORCA. Basically, ORCA was a program...
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Welcome back, Holly...now please, stay with us.
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    Obama's to take 20-day Hawaiin vacation on YOUR MONEY

    Yep. I saw Obama lift your wallet out of your pocket, take your credit card, charge it, put the card back in the wallet, put the wallet back into your pocket and give you a reach around without you even noticing. I would have let you know, but my pants were around my ankles. Boehner was over...
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    I'll be gone for a while

    What is funny about that is that his profile is hidden to us regular members, so we cannot see when he last logged in. He did not take into account the power of the threadmergerators.
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    Is There Any Nutritional Value In Boogers?

    Of course they are. In fact, it is possible to live for years eating only boogers. The only problem is, you cannot eat just your own. Otherwise, you will be basically eating yourself. You must get the boogers of others and feast on them in order for the diet to be efficient.
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    I'll be gone for a while

    Exactly. This is one of the key components of a troll - the attempt to gain empathy by a made up crisis. Soon, it will be back, everything will be "all right" - and things will be back to the same old same old until the next fake crisis rears its head.
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    Porn Stars Have a Higher Self-Esteem than Other Women

    Yeah? What would you call this group of magicians. genius? Threadmergoterators? Stupid idea.
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    A GREAT solution for the problems in the Middle East

    So, you are going to kick out 1.5 million, and bring in 8 million and call that even. No wonder you geniuses thought Romney was going to win the election.
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    Last Resort

    I caught the first couple of episodes, and liked them very much. However, it has the misfortune of being on at the same time as The Big Bang Theory and 30 Rock, so it has lost the battle of the DVR. I will catch the reruns sometime down the road. Unfortunately, ABC has announced that, once its...
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    Bush III

    I am not the least bit interested in running for office, so that argument is as well founded as saying Pele should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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    I'll allow Sam to respond to this before I pass judgement

    Not to defend them, but I would not label Sam nor Will "bad guys". That is a term reserved for movie villains or people in the real world who have truly done evil - Hitler, Dahmer, Manson, Beiber. Sam and Will are too insignificant to be labeled as such. And I have to scoff at someone boasting...
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    Bush III

    Jeb might have a chance, had he not that last name and had he not that ridiculous first name.
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    GOP Fracture??

    It will be a very good thing. The tea party took the Republicans way, way, way to far to the right...the very vocal and incompetent few have lead the party for too long. The sooner the main faction of the party realizes it - and start working for the betterment of the country rather than their...
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