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I have 20 years' worth of condoms. It's a six pack.

I make no secret about my belief that there is no god, nor is there a heaven. No need to go into that. However, the guy's observance that this happened while in a deep **** is quite questionable. He seems to believe that this happened while he had no brain activity. How can he be so sure? While...

Geez, I am only just seeing this? Where the hell have I been? However, quite understandable - safety is always first.

Those little blurbs (known as "titles") that appear under your name are not specific to your post count, nor your activities - unless you opt to get a custom title. They change according only to your post count, the wording being preprogrammed by site administrators.

Don't click on the link, folks. Pretty sure it takes you to a site to download a file.

I am the same way with Jeter - I am not a Yankee fan by any means, but do have respect for Jeter. Apparently, the Reds were very close to drafting him, and he may have had some interest, but Cincinnati already had some guy named Larkin playing shortstop at the time. But seeing him go out that...

Of course we are all going to die. Just, some people are doing a better job at it than others.

Little known fact: If the Presidential election is tied in both the popular and electoral college vote, then the National League leader in intentional walks received, an act ****** in 1955 by Congress during the Red Scare to ensure that the American pasttime would continue to play an active role...

They ****** big time - but I could see it in their eyes after Rolen made the error. I honestly believe it was over then. But, they are still a very young team, and have many of their youngsters tied up for quite some time. Two years ago, they made it to the post season for the first time since...

I thought this was going to be a math problem. Damn it.

When those fuckers grow to such out of control massiveness, they are eating whales, we will rue this day.

The Reds are doing their best to ***** it away. Honestly, I am pretty sure they will be unable to handle a pressure situation like what they are about to face tomorrow, a do-or-die situation such as that. Too many Giants have already been through this, while the Reds have not. The Scott Rolen...

Put it over Anders' head. He will like it. Most likely, he is the one responsible, anyhow. I hear he likes to fuck sock puppets.

He may not have been speaking on behalf of the tea baggers at that particular event, but it is an established fact that Broun is a member of the Tea Party Caucus.

Cheek bones are different, jaws are completely different, Frank's lips are bigger, Obama's nose is more pronounced, eyes are not of the same shape, ears are completely different (Frank's are without lobes), overall head shape is different. So...how do they look the same?

That alone makes Will's statement sound remarkably moronic. The other would be the fact that staying away from WWII would have helped keep Hitler in power for a longer period of time. Which shows me that the most Will and his ilk know of war is how to personally avoid fighting in it, and...

I haven't seen one iota of proof that the challenge is in any way correct. You don't float out some crackpot idea, then attempt to put the burden of proof on the other guy.

Now why would I want to tuck your left lip back in? If it wants to be out and about, it should be allowed, by all means.

If your goal is to own us because of your infinite intellect, you would want to start by spelling "Congratulations" right. And by using the correct form of "Their". And "leach."

A best of three playoff will never happen. Not enough revenue will come in for the teams. The owners and player's union would almost certainly demand a five game series. Of course, rarely does a series start right after the season ends. This year, for instance, there was a one game day off. One...

I will simply say those who I think are the worst are not listed.

I thought perhaps fallhell had finally gotten laid. I had so much higher expectations when opening this thread. Oh well.

Porn, and Star Trek. Literally.

One of the fortunate things about the Occupy movement is that it has not caught on mainstream to the left as the tea baggers did to the right. BUT - should Mitt win, I would have a feeling that would change. That is one of the reasons I would not like to see Mitt win.

Good grief, I could sing the entire song to myself by just reading the title. So, yeah, I have watched Flying Circus a few times.

I wonder who that third team in Sam's playoff scenario play? Themselves?

Oh, wow. The Cardinals just got that one gift wrapped. Atlanta was playing horribly...but the infield fly rule call was an absolutely terrible, embarrassing call.

I agree that Barney had the better season - actually by far - but history has proven that the award is not always given to the best fielder. In 1999. Rafael Palmeiro won it in the AL for 1st base...all of the 28 games he played at 1st that season. Jeter won it a couple of years, despite...

Does that mean I actually AM a star starting pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds, who have won five straight world championships? Fuck yeah! Eat that, bitches!

Not one bit of a surprise, but Valentine was not the guy for the job, at all. Way too volatile, already had a reputation as a backstabber, even on his own players. Not that the Sox were not going to suck anyhow. This was not a well put together club, with absolutely no pitching. Hell, they were...

Brandon Phillips will probably easily win a Gold Glove for second baseman in the National League. He is an artist at second, and quite a bit flashier (which does help) Joey Votto has a very good chance for first base. With he and Phillips on the right side of the field, that is an awesome...

I hope you have small hands, as I have a small peni...uh...I mean, what?

Should the Obama lose, I can see the left going crazy. Romney will raise taxes on the middle class. He has literally stated this. So, I can see a fringe party being formed - one which, at first, will seem to be an anti-tax party, one for both parties, but will only be for the very left. Of...

Romney has run one of the most inept campaigns in quite some time, of any political candidate. This is when the likes of Will, Sam and fatfish run the party instead of guys like bob.

Is that cum or Bengay?

You need to make more mistakes. A lot more mistakes.

I would rather see my tax money being used to feed **** healthy, not shove more sugar into their pie holes. This nation has way too many fat fucks, anyhow.

Pretty sure corn was created by James Shaffer, Reginald Arvizu, and David Silveria, dude.

That's not cool, man! That dude fucking freaks me out! His facial expression never changes, he always has that goofy grin on his face...and the first time we saw him, he was next to some dude in bed.

My penis smells like bacon.

Well, for one night, at least - Homer Bailey pitched like the guy the Reds drafted in 2004. Threw a no-hitter tonight against a flailing Pirates team, allowing only one walk. Bailey has actually quietly had an OK season - in almost any other year, the Homer would have been a number one pitcher...

And let's not forget the government also quelled the zombie uprisin...I mean... Ah, damn it. You all know too much. Gonna have to clean the board.

ladi, oblada, life goes on.

Twenty thousand beautiful cock pictures, lost at the clumsy slight of hand! Damn it, Nikki! It took hours to dress my penis up like a clown! HOURS!

Is this seriously your argument? Because people who use the fact that government (spell it out, not that hard of a word) contributes by creating paved roads and such will freely admit that the money comes from taxes. That is part of our argument. Not rocket science, here (which, btw, would not...

Please be the stan-hybrid-sabrina threeway thingie...Please be the stan-hybrid-sabrina threeway thingie...Please be the stan-hybrid-sabrina threeway thingie...

...lls. Balls.

It's kind of reminding me of the final moments of the 1931 classic M, where Hans Beckert attempts to accuse everyone else as being as bad as he is, verbally swinging (and missing) at everyone else. It's funny watching Mitch try to call everyone out, and getting no response. He is actually...

Why aren't the job creators paying higher wages for people with higher education?