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That was fucking great!

I was looking in my pockets. For a very long time. I apparently found a packet of mayo, or something like that.

Hey! Fuckyou back, sir! Long time no see! Oops. Damn autocorrect. I meant "fuckyou back".

Mine goes to Scott Rolen for letting an easy fucking ground ball bounce off his chest.

Obviously, none of you ignorant fuckers have heard of a land shark, many times pretending to be candy-gram deliverers.

Great catch, xfire. Yet another conservative attempt to twist facts by creating their own. This thread = massive fail.

There was a room?

It was ***.

You know what? That is one hell of a good idea! I am with you, buddy! - - - Updated five minutes later- - - Well, crap. I'm out.

I wonder what the leanings of the Where's The Beef lady?

You sure do a lot of judging. Unable to follow along with your little book?

Now what am I supposed to **** in?

Michael Brown is an expert at responding to a hurricane very slowly. http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/blogs/lookout/ex-fema-director-michael-brown-criticizes-obama-reacting-202803013.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=US&.lang=en-US Yeah, 'cause you want to take your time...

Since hurricanes mainly hit red states, must be a buttload of gays in red states.

And with this, Leah becomes another Disney Princess.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/30/disney-buys-lucasfilm-star-wars-7_n_2045632.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009 Yep, saw this, too. I am a bit disappointed about the sequels...how much further can they go? However, Episodes I, II and III were downright terrible. They could have been so...

Gays also cause all of those tornadoes in the bible belt.

I think he did, Red - twice. Remember, the chopper was having some problems before their engine really gave out. I am thinking it was Merle who actually pulled the trigger - he seems to be the sharp shooter of the group (remember the zombies in the search lights later). All of this, it would...

You can return it here, Miss Hybrid. I will give you full credit for that toy.

What is sad is that we have to wonder this. This country is so far into the stone ages.

The guy playing The Governor did an excellent job, and the lady playing Michonne did an excellent job. His seeming friendliness, layered over his very dark side, was done quite well, and the heads at the end was a nice little twist. I wonder if his niece will be in the show? That is another very...

And you let it, knowing the sick, twisted things he is doing in honor of that image when alone? Or does he just go ahead and do his thing in the office?

Atheists fuck better. We don't have little hang ups, like we are going to anger some imaginary guy by spilling our seed. And, because we are more interested in only spreading our seed, we make sure she enjoys herself, as well.

JEzY2tnwExs Just noticed I messed up the youtube link up there.

We all know the issue of voter fraud, and the amount of work the GOP has been putting into making sure that registered voters are registered, are American, and all that jazz, making sure the grand total of 633 documented cases are never again repeated. However, there is not much said about the...

It was until Colbert got a hold of it, mike. He has made a sad political joke into a pure hilarity.

Every four years, we are inundated with polls. One shows Romney with a clear lead. The other will show Obama with a clear lead. The one which showed Obama with the clear lead, then Romney with the clear lead now shows a tie. This is where one of my favorite sites, FiveThirtyEight.com, comes...

Yeah, seriously. The little whore is just begging for attention, that is all, as simple as that. And it is getting it. Let the little cunt die of lack of attention, guys.

Suck my balloon covered dick! There is also some discussion about that. There are two main theories. One is the Big Crunch. In the Big Crunch, all matter in the universe eventually reverses its course. Instead of going away from each other, galaxies now go towards each other, eventually ending...

Of course, one of the reasons Obama's numbers are so high is because W did such a historically poor job in managing almost everything in the country, and a rebound back to the norm looks rather huge. If he stays in office for another four years and has a Congress which will work with him, rather...

Have yourself a very Happy Birthday, Miss Hybrid. You make us all feel quite good.

Damn it, I thought Miss Hybrid was coming to visit!

This is a consensus among those who understand and study this kind of stuff. Imagine the universe as a whole is a balloon. The galaxies are dots on the balloon. Blow it up - this represents the expansion of the universe. If were inhabited one of those dots, it would appear as all of the other...

I truly want to see Stephen Colbert's balls in Donald Trump's mouth.

I think only youtube embedding works here, but I am not 100 percent certain. Now, why the hell have I not joined your forum? Huh.

Really, porn videos should be admitted as evidence and shown in every court case. This way, I won't feel so strange jerking off in the middle of the court room. It is a hell of a lot easier whacking the weasel to a video than some guy in a black robe staring at you.

I'll take "The Rapists" for 200, Alex.

Pretty sure he formed The Kinks, with his ******* Ray.

Man! I cannot WAIT until Wednesday! This October Surprise is going to be a fucking rocker! I bet Trump shows Obama! Hope it isn't something lame, like The Don offering money for college transcripts, passports and that kind of ****. That would be fucking lame!

Sitting around, pants around my ankles, watching New Girl. Typical Tuesday night.

Sweeping the Yankees could hurt the Tigers in the end. As I have said earlier in this thread, and as Kevin Millar said this evening on MLB Network's Intentional Talk, baseball players **** days off this time of the year. Momentum is very big in the post season. The Tigers had a lot of it...it...

I can't get past those eyes. Those crazy, trailer trashing, blackened eyes. Yikes.

I want a puppy!

She should do this, and more should do this. We live in a very repressed society. We are not free with our sexual desires, nor our appreciation of nudity. We are scared of both. People who hide both, those who live overtly conservative lives, end up being very miserable people, not able nor...

Maybe Trump's October Surprise is that the thing on his head is, in fact, The Lurking Evil!

It is not just the current situation in Iraq...Iran and Iraq have never been known as allies. Granted, the war they fought was almost 25 years ago, but the two are not exactly on hugging terms right now. So, they might have to go through Turkey, instead THEN Syria. Turkey and Iran are friends...

I remember him being terrible as a Red, too. In fact, the Reds' board I go to went ballistic when they traded away star prospect Zach Ward for him (Ward never did make it to the majors). Meanwhile, the Giants have no give up in them. They are one of the more unassuming contenders I have seen in...

Yeah, I bet he has something important to say. Hey, does anyone know when the next season of ********* Apprentice supposed to start? I haven't found anything about it, yet. Last year, they announced the start date, right around this time. Maybe they will let us know Wednesday!

You of all people have absolutely no right to be giving out such advice.

You lost a contract with a scam literary agency? The incompetence is very strong in this one.