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The bites and scratches from the dead elevate the infection. I guess when we are living, the infection is there, but it is not "active". However, when bitten or scratched by the dead, the infection does in fact become active and spreads through the body a lot quicker, causing death and...

I am guessing it was Merle watching Carol. Though it is not following the comic frame by frame, the show is following the comic somewhat faithfully. It took Rick a lot longer to **** the prisoners in the comic, but I have a feeling they are saving more time for The Governor, who has the...

I probably have the timeline off, but I seem to remember it was about a year ago. Unfortunately, I cannot remember the context, nor the thread in question - nor even the forum. I am thinking it was a thread Sam started. I do remember, Andronicus replying "Cool story, bro'." That was it. Sam was...

Agreed. Of course, those of you who pay no taxes will now have to pay for the services you rely on. You must use privately run toll roads. You must use a privately owned security *****, fire department and hospital. Don't think about walking our our sidewalks. You will have to buy a new...

Actually, it is quite easy. "(fill in the blank) is proof that Will has no idea what he is talking about."

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Once Upon A Time In The West. Dr, Strangelove. The Godfather II The Natural (even if it was totally against the tide of the book) The Bridge Over The River Kwai The Italian Job (the original)

Aw, how cute. A paragraph by paragraph answer. Not at all worthy of a read, but good for a chuckle. I love getting into the heads of the weak.

I am sure there are quite a few, unfortunately. However, I do not blame them, but society as a whole. We are way, way, way too conservative when it comes to our sexual opinions. Sex is quite a natural thing (and not something which should be tied down because of a few churches, but that is...

http://philsnider.wordpress.com/ I am sure you have solid proof otherwise, right Will? Otherwise, you would have not said that.

Maybe if Obama appeared on Win Ben Stein's money for a while, he could win enough to fix the deficit. Might have to appear on a few episodes of Jeopardy, too.

I've quite a few very close friends who have opinions differing from mine, in quite a few ways. Just because a person such as yourself and Sam are unable to see that there are more than two choices to life does not mean everyone else has the same world viewpoint. There are many here who have...

I do it because it bothers the fuck out of you, Sam. In all honesty, that is the truth. You act like such a little cunt when someone does not like you, it is rather comedic. Fortunately, I know your true life is worth absolutely nothing. You are a very lonely, insignificant man. A man whose...

Sam is way too insignificant to matter.

Remind us. That way, I can give you a birthday spanking, wanking, planking, facial and dogging. In that order.

I think we can all read between the lines, and I accept your offer. OK, in all honesty, and back on topic: I like to think myself a rather good cook, but I am not one at all to follow recipes. Granted, I will pick up stuff at the grocery with an idea of making certain dishes, but most of the...

I've liked her since her early days, when she was a tiny, tiny titted pussy loving hottie back in *ahem, cough, not going to show our age*.

Fucker needs to change his name. Soiling the good name of a great rocker.

I assume whimsy is working the pedals.

I try to slip a penis comment into every bit of my conversation, no matter the setting nor the topic. It brings everyone back to a very important common ground: The glorification of my penis.

Another problem with NY is that, quite simply, they are old. Ichiru, A-Rod, Jeter, CC, Petit, Rivera (not this year, but still), Raul, Chavez, Tex, Swisher - this would have been an unbeatable team 10 years ago, maybe five years ago. Now, they are a bunch of guys statistically past their prime...

Obama is sincerely a gift for the NRA, as is the ignorance of *** owners on the far right. Enough so, that I imagine that a second term for Obama would actually be the NRA's best friend. They have been touting for four years that Obama is going to take away their rights. That the 2nd Amendment...

So you ARE keeping our sex tape under wraps!

Blow me, wanker! I mean, I concur. Dirk's five-week old corpse could outwit Sam.

I would free throw her all night lo.... No. That sounds dumb. I would give her three points! Nope. Oh, yeah! Foul, bab... Fuck no. See, this is where my lack of basketball knowledge comes into play. I know baseball. I know and can invent some great sexual innuendo with baseball...

Rest in peace, Sylvia. She was a pure babe.

I sincerely hope there is a revolution, I hope you are one of the leaders, and I hope it is televised. I really want to see you trying to down a helicopter with a handgun. Just let me know when you are going to do it, Will, so I can set my DVR.

The only thing which would have made that better would to have the ice crack under him - then the image of his lifeless body staring back up at the sky through the freshly frozen ice flashing at the end.

The fact that Commies burn so easily made them very easy to find. Commies burn. Wood also burns. Therefor, Commies are made of wood. Wood floats. Ducks also float. Therefor, if the Commie weighs as much as a duck, then he/she is a Commie. So, we burn the Commie. Nixon was a true 'mercan hero.

Well, of course. Home of the 1919 Blacksox scandal. And we all know what were behind all them there tham.

Lurkingdirk can do that with a can of beans. You can picture the rest.

Fuck. Someone stole my website idea.

That is why I like running on our local bike path. Push the douche into the nearby canal and keep on going.

My take on the debate: While this debate was a lot more full of passion and fireworks, I believe it will have done nothing but rile up those who have already decided. The undecided voters - which I believe stands at 245 people right now - will still be undecided.

Unknown fun fact: Obama nuked the peaceful island nation of Kuisuona out of existence, then hid this fact with the help of the liberal media. Don't believe me? Google "Kuisuona". See if you find anything about the 2.5 million innocent lives, ****** by the death ray he has buried under Comiskey...

Anyone saying they never heard of Obama before the election should go ahead and do humanity a favor and take themselves out of the gene pool.

I am going out on a limb in saying that he probably jerks off with his left hand.

Hellyeah!

It's from the Kraken.

I am rather sure of that, as well. One of the things about science: while it might look fun, it has its practical uses.

Maybe your computer will take over and start giving us some quality posts for a change.

If Bush is not to blame, then how come the man has not been embraced by his own party?

Yes, they do. They mean I am getting attention!

I knew you enjoyed my cock pictures! I knew it! Despite the constant protests, replies that you did not want to see any more, personally signed letters and letters from your attorney, you still want to see my cock pictures! You're giving them to Anders, aren't you?

I found it rather predictable...but quite enjoyable nonetheless. Carl does seem a lot more useful when he is not talking. Next week should be quite cool. Looks like a long-awaited character is about to make his first appearance...

There were some of us who saw Iraq for what it was the moment the war drums started: It was smoke and mirrors to hide the fact that we were getting our asses kicked by the Taliban and were unable to find Bin Laden. So they drummed up the evidence and went after an easy enemy. Ever read American...

Yeah...were it myself, the only thing ground control would have heard was uncontrollable sobbing. And that would have been for my test three foot jump.

...and Felix is safe on the ground. Science is fun!

As I type this, Felix Baumgartner is nearing a historic jump, skydiving from 120,000 feet - a record, plus he will be breaking the speed of sound at his fall. Red Bull (of course) is one of the sponsors of the jump, with it being broadcast live on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/redbull...

Little known fact: Obama has done such a terrible job, every country in the world has actually emptied their nuclear arsenals at our lands. Our power of prayer has kept the missiles at bay.

The great thing about those who freely post pictures of their guns and ammo is that they usually make it quite clear where they live. They make it very easy to find them. Were all the **** to go down, it would be the homes of those dudes that would be invaded rather quickly, and rather...