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Why should be assume that aliens are going to breed like humans? Hell, there are a lot of lifeforms on Earth which do not breed like us. For all we know, the ***** race's way of breeding could be laying giant eggs into the male species' ear canal.

Thank you, M12. Can never have too many kisses to one's ballsack. If you can bring along Sarah Peachez, Miss Hybrid, Patty Cakes and a Facebook hottie known simply as Deloris, it would be great!

Thank you! And a Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to you, too, C.J.

So, Pete, you have sunk to this.

Are Talking Barnie and My Talking Bubba still big? I was in charge of a toy department for a while in a retailer. The stupidity of people going after hard to get toys was quite remarkable. During Christmas Eve, it was quite a sight to see desperate deadbeat parents rushing around the store...

The Second Amendment overrides the First Amendment, eh. If we are going to try to deport people we disagree with, this will be a very small country - or those who are trying it should just accept that there are differing opinions in a diverse nation. And, there is a huge difference between...

Wait...isn't that the same polling place that said Romney was going to win the election?

I want to cum down your chimney, ******. Bet you never heard THAT one before!

What if **** tasted good to them, though? Then we would have a bunch of aliens hanging around, trying to get our ****.

I would fix it a nice sandwich, then jerk off in the sandwich, then let it eat the sandwich then tell it I had jerked off into the sandwich. Then our planet would blow up.

Don't blow up dolls pop if they are near a heat source like a stove?

We all know that FoxNews is anti-intellectual, anti-research, anti-fact check and all of that ****. But, it might not be a bad idea if they did a little research sometimes, especially if they are going to appoint a dirty old man as one of their warriors in one of their fake War On Christmas...

All of you dudes can suck my left testicle! I am washing the right one for the ladies *thumbs up*

Happy Festivus, all of you asshats, jerkoffs and dickheads. I will begin airing my grievances towards you all shortly. Until then...suck it. Another Festivus miracle!

I have seen a lot of christians become butthurt when someone says "Happy Holidays", "Happy Chanukah", "Happy Kwanzaa" or what have you.

Ryan Freel sure was not the greatest player to don a Reds' uniform, but he was one of the more exciting players, as well as one of the more versatile. Able to play all outfield and infield positions, Freel was many times seen on the highlight real, risking life and limb to make a catch. Many...

I think you know the answer. The money would smell a bit, though.

Of course it should. I would be making so much extra money by selling my body.

Took me a bit to find those tents for some reason, but wow are there a lot of tents! Great shot, Roald.

Mexico City. But what kind of stupid fucking idea would it be to call the Rhode Island team the Reds? I think that name is already taken.

Perhaps if you had posted something besides a text of falsified information and a smilie, then there would have not been any confusion. However, you were unable to take up that bit of personal responsibility, hence the failure is yours.

A mistranslated ancient text about the end of the world was again wrong? Say it isn't so!

I'd hit it, running.

I've read 30 of the top 100, but I have quite a few of them on my next to reads. Presently going through an H.P. Lovecraft phase.

Happy Shut The Fuck Up! That said, if there IS a war on Christmas, then let me be the one to carpet bomb the fucking music. Please?

Too much talking and fighting, not enough slut.

Good grief, the Jays could be a very good team. Of course, as the old saying goes, you can put together a team with a bunch of good players, but you cannot create a great TEAM in the same way. Look at many of the Star-filled Yankees teams, or the Dodgers last year. My Reds are going to be...

I'm an atheist, but I still say "Merry Christmas". It is only a word. I also say "Happy Holidays", as there are three other major holidays within this six week period. I say go ahead and let the small minded bible thumpers have their day. Give me a chance to spread my holiday cheer on a bunch of...

Good for him. Another opportunity for me to not vote for him, and for America to see what a total idiot he is.

Sounds good, but how are those with really tiny dicks supposed to overcompensate? Trucks with really big wheels?

Why use your hand, when there is a bottle of **** there, just asking for it?

Anonymous, doing the lord's work. And for those of you interested in dropping church members a line, there you go.

FYI, Ty Cobb did not only bet against his team winning, but he helped make sure his team did not win. However, Judge Landis swept the thing under the rug BTW, along with the guys I listed above, I think the Hall also needs to recognize others who have helped shape the game. Charlie Finley...

This gave me a boner.

Listing a guy who is in the hall is rather redundant. Sure, Santo should have gone in earlier...but so should have a lot of guys (Blyleven). But, they are in. No way should Canseco go in. It is the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Good for a Few Years. Canseco was rather good for a few years, and...

He thinks it proves a couple of his point: That not only is there waste in government, but there is a lot of waste in a "socialist" country like Canada. That the government is attempting to rule our lives on all levels - even our pets. What it ACTUALLY proved, though, was that we will believe...

The only fools out there are the ones who believe this is a real story. Does anyone actually research these stories before trying to pass them off as news anymore?

"Fuck my asshole and cunt with that huge cock!" That is a good, positive, encouraging thing to fucking say. Fuck yeah! That **** be rocking, damn it!

Utter madness. It takes a truly despicable fuck to do something like that.

That is a hell of a lot of money for an aged, injury prone **** addict.

It was OK. However, we will see what the sequel brings.

I would watch it. With that, you could get, like 2 billion cock pictures. Of course, 1.89 billion of those WILL be mine...

This ideology is what is currently wrong with the Republican party. Too many in the party can only see in black and white. Too many see the disagreement with their own ideology as socialist - to them, there is no in between, there is no compromise. The Republicans need not purge this idea from...

Thank you for your continual addition of Suicide Girls, Petra...as a fan of the site, I do appreciate it.

If my best friend had a hard on in such a situation and could be sucked off in five minutes under that kind of duress, then I would have to seriously rethink that friendship.

If you know or have known her in the past, perhaps she considers you a "real" friend, though your advances could end that. It could even be as simple as she not wanting to take the time to delete you. The Facebook friend deletion is not exactly an easy process. Remember, even though we are...

Tragically, that is the only way I will ever be able to get between Holly's legs. That said, I will go with 715 again.

Yeah, her observations really did not seem to have one bit of scientific reasoning to it, just "Oh, this is how the girls in my group cum, so everyone is like that". Now, on the to the oral sex thing. I think (could be wrong) the women cum more often from oral sex with a guy for a simple...

Great. Now I have a balloon boner.

Not every woman on Facebook is looking for a relationship with every guy there. Some are actually there for friendships. I have quite a few female friends on there who are friends...I'll even message them, without asking to hang out.