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About 15 years ago, I was getting phone tail almost nightly from women I met in various chat rooms. It was fun while it lasted. As for paid phone sex, I have only done so a couple of times. It was OK.

Blazzen doff gorf frongifious.

I am just attempting to speak a language you would understand. I see I have succeeded. Cheers!

OMG! You hit in on the head, as usual! I am freaking out! As always, you have me so pegged!

Really, not a lot out there. Face application, cheek goo, lip gloss. I have seen those phrases used, but not quite as often as "facial".

A blatantly idiotic decision by the Bush administration.

The only trouble I have is that Little Stan ends up voting instead of me. I mean, how do I know how the candidates stand on the issues? What are their beliefs and how will those beliefs affect their reign as Miss FreeOnes? Will they let Little Stan hide in their pussies? These are the issues, we...

Not in the slightest way. It takes guts to carry on through life, to attempt to solve one's problems and to live with one's mistakes. It takes a coward to end it all as such, and to leave everyone else with those problems and the additional problems after doing the deed. She left behind loved...

Like Roald, I am more of an ass guy - the size of a woman's tits does not dictate if I will do her or not.

I like a little bit of Jaana on mine! OK, back to the real world. If I am getting one from someplace else, I usually get pepperoni. However, if I am making it myself, it is usually a turkey pepperoni, some chicken, some onion, some sliced tomato, some sliced pepper, topped with a little bit of...

Suicide is the cowardly way.

True this. I mean, honestly, ******* whitey is about the only way to go. Slavery? Not going to happen. Whitey is way too lazy for any of that ****. Can we use them as lab rats? No. Centuries of in breeding have fucked up their gene pool so much, we would not be able to tell if side effects are...

Golly, you sure do have me figured out! Now, please, let's see that that one, last, great triumph of yours which will finally put me in my place, your thunderous words which will destroy my psyche once and for all - after all, you and your opinions are quite important to me, and you are not at...

The Ramones, Green Day, Blondie, Talking Heads, Three Dog Night or Sonic Youth.

Why you!!!! I'll show you!!!! *smack* Yeah! Take that. My monitor's cracked.

The porn. And to fuck with the minds of the simple minded.

Yes, keep the tears coming, crackers. Keep them flowing.

Those who believe equal rights acts should be abolished need only look at some of those pictures to understand why those acts have to still stand today. When too many narrow minds rule, basic rights cease to exist. I still find the shot of Thich Quang Duc to be a remarkable one. A man on fire...

In Russia, space comes to you.

Three swimming with the dolphins pictures. Cool!

There are so many questions which arise from this picture. Mainly "Is that a hand?"

With all due respect, but what a fucking idiot. If you are enough of a spaz to pull a firearm on your washing machine, then you probably shouldn't be in possession of a firearm.

Finally, an issue for poor, ignorant, purposefully informed white folks to get angry about.

The IOC has made some interesting, to say the least, choices. As a baseball fan, watching baseball dropped a couple of years ago was disappointing, to say the least. This is a downright head scratcher. Wrestling? Really? Maybe they got Olympic wrestling confused with that staged crap known as...

Now, if we could have a remote control on you, ******, that camera would be awesome to the infinite degree.

Your response would be a perfect example of a failed businessman, as opposed to a successful one. A failed businessman will only look at his own profits and environmental factors only affecting himself. Companies which only focus on tax rates, employee costs (salary, health care, etc.), and...

I heard he is doing this so he can finally star in the gay porn movie he had been working on for ages, The Man Who Put The "Ooooh" in "Pope".

I've broken both of my pinky toes...several times. So many times, in fact, neither actually look like toes, but instead the mutation of an appendix sticking out of the side of my foot. They were painful at the time, but I knew there was little I could do with them. They have both healed, but I...

I bet he couldn't predict that happening, either.

How come you never answer any more of my sexual advances? Is it the STD I gave you?

Not only that, but the Village People were there...for ********. I don't think the people responsible for the list actually listened to music.

Jesse Heiman is probably getting more tail than all of us combined, unless he is a part of the board (I suspect BlueBalls). Guy is almost everywhere.

"What does it say?" "It says you're a dick."

Very good for him. But, seriously....I thought Nabors had ****** away a couple of decades ago.

First Article. An interesting take on government spending vs. the economy. I have always been an advocate of intelligent government spending and the betterment of the economy. Intelligent being the key word. Spending which ensures a healthy workforce, a well educated workforce and one which...

Get well, Ron. I know a lot of us make fun of him - I do myself - but the guy is humble enough to do it himself, and truly is one of the more intelligent guys in the industry.

Is Sharon Mitchell still making porn? EDIT: Upon further review, it appears she is not. That is too bad.

Did you mean to quote my comment? I get the feeling you did. Stopo me if I am wrong.

Of course not. They are primal, ill-mannered, dirty, disgusting, diseased, loud, bodily fluid secreting, manipulative, self-centered creatures which should always be forever kept away from those creatures of beauty and purity. So, no, I do not want the lives of my lovely pornstars soiled by the...

Stopo? Why stopo? Why should we stop instead of stopo? What is so special about stopo? Is it a sign from god? Is it the universe, telling us that we are insignificant, or is it telling us that we are much more significant than we think we are - perhaps each one of us IS the universe, or perhaps...

A taste test scenario, where guys eat various types of foods, and the ladies see whose sperm tastes better. Maybe even a reverse to see if any foods make a woman's pussy tastes better. Yeah! That's a billion-dollar idea!

I have a steady diet of strawberries, pineapple, honey, celery and melons. You may come over now!

In the day when I went to a lot of cam shows, I was drawn quite a bit to personality. Yes, looks had a factor, but if she looked like Barbie but acted like a tree stump, my chances of going back were zero. But, if she talked WITH me, I returned, and a lot.

Everybody must get stone.

Anders uses my glove to masturbate? Well...joke's on him, because the horrors that glove has seen before it reaches his dick are of Lovecraft lore.

It was the early 1980s, I want to say 1982 or 1983.

Pretty sure I dated her.

You are right in the deminting part...and I actually believe he was being quite genuine. As I recall, everyone else at the show had larger photographs or newer cards, and that 1960 card I had was in pristine condition. I seem to remember him handling it very gingerly, as to not ding it up (that...

Einstein's 1905 Annus Mirabilis papers.

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! Way to go, you three.