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Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! I am so stuffing their inboxes with cock pictures....

During my much younger days, I went to a lot of local baseball card conventions, many of them with guest signers. One of those was Stan Musial, one of the nicest guys I ever saw. I put a 1960 card of his before him, to which he asked if I was sure if I wanted the card signed, as it would...

I am guessing she is not a virgin.

I think that is it. I also think that amateur porn will continue to rise - not only because of the appeal of seeing more natural and "untested" talent perform, but because amateur couples and ladies are a bit less expensive than "pros".

Where do I find this product?

Now I have a bon...uh...hey, wot's uh the deal?

Love. She has a very unique look to her.

Just a little bit of advice - if you want to be taken seriously when it comes to political discussion, you might want to actually read the news. I am not talking about watching Fox, MSNBC, CNN or that kind of ****. I am not talking about reading through a Yahoo newsfeed or Newsmax. I am talking...

Of course the guy is fat. Fat people fart a lot and have no manners when it comes to farting. And, on the other hand, everybody farts. It is a part of the natural process. The difference between that guy and normal people is being able to chose where to fart. This is why I like working outside...

That was actually a rather good, light-hearted response to what was actually a light-hearted petition. Rather cool that the White House plays along and shows a sense of humor sometimes (for instance, the CDC disaster preparation memo that acted as a "what if..." zombie ****** memo). And, of...

Once Upon A Time In The West and The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. For an Italian dude, Sergio Leone understood the American western quite well. Stalker. A tragically forgotten film, but one I cannot take my eyes off of. Tarkovsky had one of the great director's eyes ever seen. The Lord of the...

Full story here. As the article says, that "total stranger" that you can spend 100 bucks to send a message to is Mark Zuckerberg. Will's article failed to mention that.

I assume you are talking about the mole on her left tit. No. That is real. But, it does look funny...should check it for cancer...

I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies! *clap clap clap* Wait...does clapping bring them back to life, or **** them. ****.

It is a shame Jack Morris will not be elected to the Hall by the writers. I know, he still has one more year. That one more year will have the likes of Greg Maddox, Tom Glavine and Frank Thomas on the ballot. In my opinion, Maddox is a sure first year vote in, Thomas is a very solid maybe, and...

This thread gives me wood.

For some reason, I have Lilly Allen (who I would shag like a rug and love some of her songs) and Katy Perry (who I think is attractive, but have no views of her musical talents) confused quite often.

Re: 2013 Oscan Nominations How the fuck is The Expendables 2 not in the Best Pictures list? Was it so awesome, it is already the assumed Picture of the Year, and these are for the second best picture?

Actually, the transcript of that conversation DID give me some wood.

That sounds sexy!

Like Harley, I work with the public, so I get to consistently see the greed, evil, miserable people out there. However, it is those most miserable out there who subject others to their miserable, empty little lives - and those are the ones who are most miserable in public. They are also the most...

Satan is the subject of a fictional story people tell their ******** so they will behave. Some women are bad drivers. Some men are bad drivers. Some women are good drivers. Some men are good drivers. Sex does not matter when it comes to driving skills. She would have to catch me first. When...

It has been said many times before, Bond and Clemens would have been Hall of Famers had they not juiced. But, with the steroids, forget it. Pete Rose also would have been a Hall of Famer, but he broke one of baseball's laws. Bonds, Clemens, et al broke the law and did so to gain an advantage...

The underground chests are in caves. You can find the mouths about 50 or so yards away from where the treasure is supposed to be, always in a collection of rock and a bit downhill from where the chest is situated. So, if your map shows you on top of the chest, you should be on top of a hill or...

Pffft! Yeah right! Bugger off! You can't get blown off by a 60 mile and hour wind or hit in the head by an airplane off a three-step ladder!

I am literally in the middle level of every one of those classifications. That should make me somewhere near the King of Geeks, right?

That is OK. If I run out of gas, if I run out of oxygen, at least I will died enjoying the exploration.

Movies, books, and baseball. Without the three, my life would be quite boring.

Fuck you! Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou...fuck you!

I saw that ass-teroid a long, long time ago. I would love to send a rocket to it, to explore it. Deeply.

Why waste time with **** mail, let alone ****?

Ty Cobb stealing. 715 Fisk urges it out. The Sultan Swings. I am pretty sure some of the pictures in the top 100 list are actually video stills (The Catch by Willie Mays, for instance).

As it stands right now, the death of Armstrong and the exploration of Curiosity are the biggest stories. However, the biggest story might not seem like one, or has not yet been announced. Perhaps Curiosity has found undeniable truth that there is water on Mars, but analyses is still pending...

Time to get some new penis shots set up, for the new folks!

I heard that some moss growing on a rock was in the running.

My balls always touched whimsy's face. Alas, for a while, my balls have been whimsyless.

I did finally find out about the underground caves. I had actually considered taking barrels of ammo from a fort to blow a hole in the ground until I finally figured it out. Pretty obvious. I had a battle royale between myself and two elk. I tend to just run along the landscape in my pursuit of...

First off, science during the times when the bible was written was literally taken from the bible. Few field studies were done at the time, just the word of the bible was taken for granted. The Greeks and Romans actually put a lot of these ancient beliefs to rest, but the dark ages suppressed...

Way to go, Briana Lee, Holly Rydem and Mandy Flores - as well as the other ladies who competed. Great job, wolverine.

I got it recently...a highly addicting and entertaining game, but highly frustrating for me because of the controls and the lack of saves. I am not very good at these things, so I need to save. A lot. Unfortunately, AS3 does not seem to offer this...and nothing beats exploring the landscape for...

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Video Game: Mass Effect 3, though Assassin Creed 3 is closing in. Movie: Dark Knight Rises. Have not seen Lincoln, The Hobbit nor Skyfall. Personal moment: Ran more than 1000 miles this year. Personal life-changing moment: Visiting a friend in Seattle and discovering I really love that city...

Exactly. Anyone who says only one hedgehog in history has ever farted has never been near Ron in an enclosed space after he ate a bean salad.

I clicked on the link, and though the reasoning for the name might be different, the name is the same. It would be like the Athletics to start calling themselves the Yankees because they continually yanked victory from the mouths of defeat.

I am able to read between the lines and accept your challenge! If fucking me does not put you to *****, I don't know what will! I now present to you, my alphabet: Advancing the aardvark. Buffing the baboon. Cradling the cat. Doing the donkey. Elongating the elephant. Feeling the ferret...

But she is blowing his nose. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have had my nose sucked. It really was not that good.

Totally bogus. They are going to be extremely vague and only tell you what you want to hear. One thing they are good at is reading people. They can tell when one of their readings is even slightly close by reading your reaction, and go with it. But, in reality, they are nothing but slimeballs...

Well duh!

Not a bit of a surprise, to those paying attention. I had a coworker who was a global warming denialist. (I say "was", as he committed suicide earlier this year). One of his statements in that global warming was fake was "We never hear anything about the Antarctica, do we? We always here about...

I follow her on Facebook - I guess she is doing some new shoots for SuiceGirls (which, by the way, I do not consider "porn" but "erotica".). At the same time, I have seen her express interest in going back to Pawn Stars, should they ever grow up. Which leads to my rant: why in the hell are they...