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I can understand the Montreal **** all too well, but the Leafs have always been the underdog they are kind of like adding another bullet to the chamber for a game of Russian Roulette.

This is only the start in advanced selection process to see who is The Grand Chanmpion of the Freeones Universe.

I never jacked off to a tv show, I'd rather watch porn.

That's nothing Richard Dawson used to bang have the female contestants on ****** Feud during the commercial breaks.

No way he's all man, I saw him bang three chicks at the same time while he was lassoing a triceratops and grilling a 96 ounce steak!

Well it was bound to happen, thank god it wasn't that lame ass from Bio Hazard that knocked her up or was it?

Somewhere Dr. Moreau and his 2 foot tall genetic failure are playing their matching pianos.

Whever porn productin goes I shall follow.

Half of those girls are cutters all stemmed from them not getting a pony on Christmas.

Only in America dirk only in America.

I wonder what other apps you can get for this.

Don't you wish everything is made out of Nerf like human heads.

And to celebrate the deal they all went to dinner at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Did you hear that Dirk, there is still hope for us seeing this through!

Nope sorry man I don't care.

That's a two minute game misconduct for unsportsman like conduct, I guess Brendan Shannahan will have to reveiw that.

There is no mandatory condom use in Louisiana? Well with all those swamps you certainly need protection.

Re: French footballer Frank Ribery facing 3 years in jail for ******** prostitute off She's now the personal floatation device for the Sultan of Brunei.

The name of this thread sounds like the name of some lame hipster indy band.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, if you even think of throwing a punch Stephen's way his chair's proximety alarm goes off and an oversized boxing glove lined with lead deploys.

If Mali doesn't win we will all riot!

And how much does this free week of access cost?

Wow, this has certainly rekindled my love for latinas holy smokes!

If it doesn't require a big floppy Dr. Seuess Hat and goggles and isn't endorsed by Mystery it sure as hell has nothing to do with picking up chicks!

I will break her out of prison, quick someone get me a rock hammer and a large poster of Roald to cover the hole.

She found out she was lactose intolerate and changed her name to Soymilk Sally.

Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal, because he can drive an armed to the teeth ice cream truck.

We have one giant community swear jar, that is how our taxes are paid.

I often wonder that, I am debating on replacing the candles in my bedroom with wall sconces and torches, what do you suggest?

It ain't a swingers party without my famous scallops wrapped in bacon!

They mostly come out at night, mostly.

One man's trashley like they say, but not for me thanks.

Brick ****** a guy with a trident!

Mexican Wrestler Name: Pantera Cibernético Pimp Name: Reverend Doctor Luke Silk Porn Name: Jack Phukzalot

At our Boston Bruins games the organ player belts out a bunch of Rush tunes, plus our goal scoring song is Zombie Nation by I can't remember the name of the techno artist.

Whenever this dude posts the same thread, the only thing that goes on in my brain is a 1920's b&w cartoon character playing the ukelele.

She is such a dirty woman, one of my good friends could pass as her ******** or ******, it's funny whenever I show my friend Ava Devine getting gang banged or deepthroating a cock I say. "Dude that's your ***."

All the members of Congress and Senate, the Supreme Court, The United Nations, The Republican Party, the Democratic Party, The Communist Party, the Socialist Party, the whole floor of the New York Stock Exchange, The Westboro Baptist Church, the Catholic Church, Islamic Militants, New Age wanna...

Geraldo needs to get back to his roots and do more specials on Satanic Worship and Al Capone Vaults.

I would guesstimate that it would be between 50,000-75,000 per year.

I need European tv over here, it would rekindle my love for the evening news.

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" That's funny I recall my ex girlfriend being a lot hotter and weighing a lot less than you, but hey we all can't get what we want....that's what I would say.

I got two of them The Clash Give Em Enough Rope and The Police Ghost In The Machine.

Not bad, she's cute I would do things of a sexual nature.

murrrrgleeee, gluurrrbbb,gluuuk...There is no direct translation for that, but it does open one of the Seals of the Templars if spoken correctly.

Soylent Greened.

Looks like Asa cleaned house this year.

Just remember when either of you guys marry her don't request A Kiss From A Rose as your wedding song.

If I can get my hands on some velvet paintings of Elvis, then I will be a happy man.

Great singer, I was out last night watching one of my friends do a vocal tribute to her last night...Etta will be missed.