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    plasmatwa vs stdiva

    Which Province has Medicine Hat, they are the true winner.
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    How do you get to *****?

    I read a bit, listen to a couple of podcasts, then fall ****** to my fan on, and some trance or ambient techno playing.
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    Do you still wanna watch TV ?

    Hey you folks are free spirited over them go for it.
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    Anyone else dont get this about porn companies and parodys

    Well since Bruce Wayne has all that money I really don't see him suing any porn company anytime soon.
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    Does this turn you on?

    Yes, I did one Halloween, later on I heard she became a lesbian.
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    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    Since this is a Choose Your Own Adventure book, those that decided to spend the night in the haunted house, now find yourselves strapped down to a mortuary slab, Dr. Satan and his failed genetic experiments look on with ghoulish delight, as Dr. Satan holds a gleaming surgical steel bone...
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    Fascinating photographs of interracial marriage at a time it was ****** in 16 states

    Re: Fascinating photographs of interracial marriage at a time it was ****** in 16 sta I am the proud product of interacial marriage, so with those two pioneers in those pictures there, my parents would not have met in the U.S., got married, and had me as their ***.
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    Woman with two vaginas rejects $1million offer to make adult film

    I don't guys two vaginas what if Quato lives in one of them?
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    Sponsor Of Bill Requiring **** Testing - Welfare Recipients, Arrested For DUI

    Tell you what if I win the Global Lottery for a gajillion dollars there will be **** tests for everyone!
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    Sofia Vergara vs. Jennifer Lopez

    Dios Mios, what decision to make, meh I like Eva Mendes a lot more.
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    Anyone know any swedish model??

    Me am knowum madel frum Sweeden.
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    Brazzers Insures Keiran Lee's Penis for $1 Million

    Meh, anyone can insure anything through Flyods of London.
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    Dating

    Honestly man, don't put any time constraints on when to have sex, just go with the flow...Sometimes you may even get sex on the first date if those things flow correctly.
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    Here any women or girl are talking??

    Me um no likum posting is!
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    For those worried about who's replacing me when I leave...

    WHoa I disappear for a week, something to do with an Italian Cruise ship and Petra is leaving!
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    Metal Evolution on Vh1

    I completely forgot about this series, I had to get rid of my current cable subscription for a better one.
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    My gf broke up with me... my fault =(

    Keep the good memories in your head man, take this time for yourself, regroup, spend time with good friends, things happen for a reason man. She just wasn't the right girl for you, but now that just paves the way for the right girl for you.
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    If you had a genie...

    Oh no way, I've seen Wishmaster parts 1 thru 3 I know how that **** backfires now way jose!
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    Who should deal with Iran?

    Again send us more hot Persian girls, that is how we will deal with Iran.
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    The age old question that has plagued mankind for decades...

    Mrs. Howell about 40 years younger.
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    Greatest Fictional Dectective Who Do You Choose?

    They can be from movies, literature, tv, anywhere. I have always been partial to Batman, Sherlock Holmes, Poroit, Quincy M.E., ****** Dowling aka Mr. Cunnigham, and The Cosby Mysteries (which they should have never canceled!)
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    Creepy dungeon house found.

    Um okay and you started a thread to tell us this? Why should we care?
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    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    If he leaves finally we can renact Of Mice and Men!
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    What did I miss when I was gone?

    I found out that if you light a candle it does melt down to a nub.
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    Petition to get rid of Paul Chaplin!!!

    I am sure this petition will get plenty of signitures, keep fighting the good fight Erin Brokovich.
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    Beavis and Butt Head

    "Jesus died for their tans" was one of my favorite lines from the show when Beavis and Butthead were making fun of the Jersey Shore.
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    ****** OF THE KILLER BLONDES!! Puma, Bobbi, Sandy...

    Wow, that's alot of blonde, now I know what Arnold was feeding his package in Total Recall.
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    When eating out a girl, do you...

    I would usually do this if I was eating a girl out but for the time being I will just imagine it.
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    Petition to ban Sam Fisher.

    I have come up with this theory, my Clive Barker's Night Breed Theory. See Sam is like the humans and Dr. Decker that are invading Mideon the city where the Nightbreed live in that old cemetary. The Nightbreed which is the majority of the Freeone's community are slowly facing some kind of...
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Nope but you can taste it when the Canucks ***** to the Red Wings or the Sharks in the playoffs.
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    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    Can you get sick from eating expired cake frosting?
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    Flasher!

    This is the bastard heathan cousins of the Veggietales.
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    Learn to mind your own business, a tough lesson

    what did they poke you in the eye with dirk, I know it's not fingers.
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    Who named this flower?

    That flower is just trying to butch up it's masculinity with said beard.
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    Tooned Babes

    A Scanner Darkly the porno I knew they would parody that.
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    1793 penny fetches $1.38 million at Florida auction

    Sadly the owner lost the penny in the couch cushions.
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    Tourist survives 365-foot plunge when bungee cord snaps

    People still bungee jump? I thought that trend died down at least 20 years ago.
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    The most important issue facing us today

    Hammed, are we talking diced, deviled, or glazed?
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    Frosty Did Not Melt!

    Up periscope I see a freighter at 39 longitude 45 latitude.
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    Thank you to all the Voters for OCSM December!

    What did I win again?
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    Soap Opera Actresses Who Could Be Pornstars

    Have you seen Linda Evans these days, wow! She could do GILF porn.
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    Stephen Hawking names universe's biggest mystery

    I am still waiting for that steel cage match between him and Larry Flint.
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    Have you ever fancied both your girlfriend and her ******?

    Nope none of my girlfriends had attractive *******.
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    Why Is Google Featuring The Addams ******?

    You rang Mrs. Adams, sorry that was my Lurch imitation.
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    Breast Augmentation (Philosophical)

    **** that is too much math and incisions for me, I am going to the kitchen for another ****.
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    Why do so many people like pizza?

    Let me field this one, because melted cheese, dough, and sauce. Have you tasted anything greater? I have not!
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I give the middle finger of January to the Canucks for beating the Bruins, but for being the biggest bunch of pussies to lace up skates, 5-1 to go after Thornton, Lucic sticks up for his teamate and leaves the bench and gets tossed out of the game. Then Marchand is ejected for upending Salo on...
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    Same-Sex Marriage, Where Do You Stand?

    This gives me an excuse to become a Unitarian minister! So I am all for it!
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    What's Your Guilty Pleasure Band or Music?

    Watching KPop videos on Youtube, not only can Korean girls sing and have nice ass, but I got to support my folks.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I wonder which Bruins player's finger will get bitten today vs. Vancouver.
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