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    Your favorite Megadeth song?

    I'd rather listen to Pantera.
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    Would you bang Nixon?

    Nah I am more of a Chester A Arthur or Woodrow Wilson man myself.
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    When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

    Not much except for conductor John Williams and the Boston Pops playing the theme to Indiana Jones.
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    damn twitter

    Just do at least 2 to 5 tweets a day moderation is the key.
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Necco Wafers they were these sugary cardborad tasting communion like wafers.
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    Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner Era)

    Re: Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner E Higgins from Magnum PI could destroy them and then feed them to the dogs Apollo and Zeus.
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    Paranormal, telepathy, one million price from James Randi, telepathic Vinko

    I better come up with some pyshic powers because I gots to get paid.
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    Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice

    Nah I am not in the mood for a case of dysentary.
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    Hot or Not?

    Looks like he swallowed a camel toe to me.
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    Smallest tits you can find, practically titless / Completely Flatchested

    Re: Very Small Tits Look up porn actress Lana Sands or Kitty if you like flat chests.
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    Food Poisoning

    I used to get it bad when I was younger after eating any kind of meat, since I have colitus and cannot eat meat in general I just have to watch out for expired salad dressing on salad.
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    Bug Juice

    Wood ******* and Formaldehyde? What are we stripping the paint off an F14 fighter jet?
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    looking for the name of a horror movie

    Yep Burnt Offerings that wasn't too bad.
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    Ice Road Trucker or Bering Sea Fisherman?

    I'd rather be an auction hunter, I get to stay dry and not meet a watery doom.
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    Combating ******** in the workplace

    All I learned about combating workplace ******** I learned from the opening of Monty Python's Meaning of Life. The Crimson Penant Insurance I think it was called.
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    Meanwhile in the DR...

    Um what country is that, the girl in the first picture is alright, but the two on the bottom, ack back to the loch with those Nessies!
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    Are you ready? I mean REALLY ready. As in, I'M FUCKING READY!

    I am getting tired of the zombie doomsday scenario's. I'd rather see some kind of alternate dimension like creatures from The Mist invading our planet like :cthulhu: and the simply solution of defeating them is that we sneeze on them.
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    Can you wank if the dog is in the room?

    No, I am not going to do that in front of any pet.
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    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    The Arizona Cardinals, I think they just randomly select their starting quarterback at a Kiwanis Club Pancake Breakfast.
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    Sloppiest Blow Jobs

    Inari Vachs, her's were saliva coated and very sloppy.
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    Does the cock love the anus more than the vag?

    Vaginal and oral, two things are pretty much alright with me.
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    Is Adele hot?

    I dig her, so why not I'll hit it.
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Button candy, it's a sugar dot on rolls of paper that was probably sitting in a musty shipping crate from China. Wax bottles, those were little bottles with colored sugar water, the wax was edible and there was a drop of that sugar water in the bottle. Apple Jolly Rancher sticks, not only did...
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    biggest turn offs??

    I am not crazy about certain types of perfume women wear, especially if it is a strong floral scent. Not only does it smell bad to me but I get headaches from it. Lame tattoos, I cannot stand the generic pick em and sticke em's that women get at the tattoo parlor. Short hair on a woman that...
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    Smilies

    Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions I want a gulliotine one, or a Jason Voorhees one would be cool. Or how about a Great Muta one that shoots the poison Asian mist.
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    Breaking news: Porn Star Jenna Haze retires!!!

    She will have a comeback run kind of like Michael Jordan did when he played for the Washington Wizards.
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    Your SEXUAL bucket list.

    Right now, I would want a girl in a Disney Princess costume most importantly a girl dressed like Snow White.
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    Ever gotten ***** and whipped out your penis in public?

    I look forward to it every Janurary 18th which is my brithday.
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    Would you wank into your bosses food if you knew you could get away with it?

    No, my boss is female. She is nice to me and yes she is kind of hot for a woman in her early 40's.
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    If they offered you the job of President would you take it, and if you took it

    Only one thnig, I would buy one of those Tyco electric slot car racing tracks. Then invite all the leaders of the world to the White House and have a tournement race concluding that the winner will be proclaimed Champion of the Universe. With a prize package including a mesh truckers cap that...
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    Foghat

    I still like to like to play the Foghat and Mountain vinly that my uncles handed down to me on occassion.
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    I bought a ****** today!

    If you make some with apricot send me a case.
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    Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no return

    Re: Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no re One of you thread posters on this thread is not what they appear to be. Let's all take a ***** sample of each other and find out which one is the imposter!
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    what movies better

    I like Comedy, Action, Horror, Documentaries, why do you want to know? Are you asking me to the movies?
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    Other geek porn stars??

    Misti Dawn, is one of my all time favorites. And I am sure a majority of the Burning Angel girls have geeky sides to them. I find it hot when a highly sexual woman has a nerdy/geeky side.
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    Have you fucked a woman?

    I don't fuck sir, I make love. Then after making love I hold my special lady friends and say, "Have you ever been at the bottom of a dried out well in basement"?
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    Would you masturbate to a woman who didn't do porn?

    I never really thought of that, since there are too many commercials ruining the main stream.
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    Omg!

    I know my new calling in life and that is to dub over German porn movies.
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    Movie Endings That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You

    Any of the Paranormal Activity movies, the last one's ending sucked. The end of Land of the Dead, 90% of the horror movie remakes have **** ball endings as well.
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    witch movie is better

    Is Turner Network Television running all of them on a Larry the Cable Guy Weekend?
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    Do men really prefer blondes?

    I will never turn down a blonde, sadly the two I dated long term have turned out to be total pyscho's.
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    Your facial hair?

    I have a goatee which will become a playoff beard during the NHL playoffs.
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    Where is the Worst Place You Feel ******?

    Well there was a thank you note and a complimentary buffet ticket for the continental breakfast in the morning.
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    Exclusive FreeOnes interview with Leya Falcon!

    Here is a list of comic book heroines that Leya could play if they ever do any more superhero parodies: Supergirl-You definetly have the face and body to play her Gwen Stacy-I see a decent resemblence to Leya and Spiderman's first love intrest Black Cat- Seeing Leya in a skintight black cat suit...
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    Triathlon with sex

    I am just glad there is a new Potters thread up instead of hearing one of Sam Fisher's Neocon rants! Truely a day of greatness indeed huzah!
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    RIP Bill Zinman

    He was a horror icon of sorts for fans of the genre. Bill was well known as Patient Zero aka Cemetary Zombie from Night of the Living Dead.
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    Would you live in California?

    Sure why not, I have relatives that live out there and it's not bad.
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    What are some retired pornstars doing today in 2012

    I think Aurora Snow is semi retired, but she is getting her Masters or something and has a podcast that's pretty entertainting.
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    So, Did You Like Madonna's Halftime Show?

    I missed it, now I can't fullfill my bucket list, I might as well start digging my own grave now.
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    What do RealityKings, NaughtyAmerica, Evil Angel and Perter North have in common?

    If it was for the removal of my lips I would kiss you sir.
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