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Code Red Mountain Dew and a 3 cheese grilled cheese sandwich.

I woke up in a bathtub in a no tell motel one time. I had a pinched nerve in my neck for not ******** with a pillow. However spending 4 years of my life with my live in exgirlfriend is a second runner up.

I like carefully positioned and artistically asthetic pleasing tattoos on a woman.

The Bruins need to score more goals again and win more games period!

Wow, way too many I **** up from that are about my exgirlfriend the looks like Jill Kelly, and yes they are wet dreams.

They taste better when the are printed out on a Club cracker from Keebler!

One time I saw a swarm of hornets gangbang a wasp, man that was some fucked up insect ****!

My dark passenger think the last season of Dexter shalt blow!

The only president that could fuck up all presidents is Andrew Jackson. Not only was the dude on the $20 but he would rather face the British than the Bell Witch.

She is alright, but then again I am a dozen beers ***** so any heavyset female is fuckable and hot ot me.

One of the best creative comic book villian I have seen. He's a regular guy with a wife and ****** by day and then a hired contract killer that collects the masked of costume vigilantes in the DC universe.

I will be smoking a super bowl of some super marajuana while watching the Super Bowl, wondering if the field they play on is a cross between California Sensimela and Kentucky Bluegrass, you can play four quarters of football on it. And then afterwards smoke it and get stoned to the bejesus belt.

She may not be a how do you say worlderful girl, but she certainly is a wonderful girl to me.

The name of this thread sounds like a band with a bunch of anorexic guys wearing skinny jeans and cardigans playing lame covers of Fleet Foxes, booooo!!!!!!

Another thread about Kim, I am going to put this metal soup pot over my head and smack this ladle against it in a rthymic manner.

Hey add in some Mr. Pibb or Code Red Mountain Dew and change those doritos to Funyons and I am in!

Did that one have DOA on it? Man that was a great Van Halen song.

There was one gonzo film she did were she wore a Snow White costume, and that's when I fell in love with her.

Some of my favorites are Live and Let Die, Goldfinger, Jaws, for tv shows Cheers and The Fall Guy.

Korean, Indian, Thai, and Carribean cuisine.

She is never gone as long as she is around in my highly sexually charged fantasies she will always be around.

I treat it like any other day, actually it gives me a reason to go out to the bars to see how many desperate single women are out there to have a night of forgetable debauchery.

Some of the best NHL rivalries are Boston/Montreal, Boston/Vancouver, Boston/Philadelphia, Montreal/Toronto, Detroit/Colorado, Pittsburgh/Philadelphia, New York Rangers/Philadelphia, Pittsburgh/Washington, Calgary/Vancouver, Edmonton/Calgary, Chicago/Detroit. College Hockey or the Beanpot...

No, now go in the corner and belt sand your face!

a 2 year old thread, I do find Amy Reid quite hot. She has very ample bosom, nice eyes, and I bet she has a kick ass personality. And another thing do we really need gummy vitamins?

There is some player either with one of the European leagues or the KHL that has a slap shot of around 114 or 116 I just can't think of his name right now.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! What type or types of generes of porn are you into? Want to try? And will not do?

So what do we chat about?

The Shock movies were good kind of trippy, but some good scenes.

Which one Olympia or Michael? because if it is Michael you better stock up on air freshener. Wait it's Paul Tsongas that is dead, meh it's all Greek to me.

I have been watching BBC America and lately I have started watching a few of their Supernatural Saturday shows like Bedlam and The Fades. These shows aren't bad and have me looking forward to more of them. Keep up the good work ya Limeys!

In my day it would be have been a Lite Brite.

It's about time! I for one would have used that pnuematic bolt *** that dude used in No Country For Old Men.

That dude from the Broncos field goal kicker Bjorn Jorgalschmidt.

Re: Shimmy's porn critics/fans/haters I have no opinion really, you got to do what makes you money and happiness I suppose.

Not a lot has been happening around here, I got into whittiling and that's about it. So Vegas eh? What did you bring me?

Meh who cares, both cities suck ass anyway.

I for one like them, but to each there own man.

*insert sound of crickets chirping*

Now when you were at either of these sites did you happen to see two stoner dudes arriving in a phone booth from San Dimas Calirfornia?

Re: I pooped a hamme. Too late Ceaser you have already crossed the Rubicorn.

Man that's a lot of Marilyn Manson album covers or people sure drank a shitload of absinthe and smoked a lot of opium back then.

dirk on one of his lazy Sunday afternoons.

Is there a married folks only thread?

I had a dog that was sent to a **** upstate, with my goldfish and parakeet that went ahead of it.

Well I have the solution flush a few baby aligators down the toilet near the Everglades, let them grow to epic size on a steady diet of pythons.

Supposedly there have been sightining of thycelines or Tasmanian Tigers again.

I thought this was a scene from the Hobbit or one of those Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe films..You Europeans are cool.

Very nice to meet you, who can't resist a blonde, big boobed, girl who loves Star Wars...I sure as hell can't.

Oh boy howdy dirk, I would change that night I woke up in a seedy hotel you with you at Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn, remember that time with one eyed prostitute, a bathtub full of cough syrup and scotch, and the surviving cast members of It's A Mad Mad World.